Notices by FortyTwo™ (fortytwo@noauthority.social), page 5

Yeah, listen here you stupid "think-for-yourself'ers"...

Working out can "wrest back a sense of power that you might feel is missing on Inauguration Day," the report said. "You might not be able to do anything about the new administration’s policies, but you know what you can do? Fifteen perfect-form jumping jacks."

Group crying was another recommendation in the report.

https://www.foxnews.com/media/therapists-suggest-group-crying-forest-bathing-cope-stress-trump-inauguration-day

I would like to preempt the following with a disclaimer: I hold no illusions that I am the smartest person ever. I have had the good fortune of working with legitimately smart people and they are a joy if, for no other reason, I don't have to explain my jokes/references.

With that being said — Working with morons is exhausting...

I want to, sincerely, apologize if I ever frustrated those smart people whom I have worked with in the past.

I remember when you could read stuff on the internet instead of having to watch a video of some guy rambling for fifty minutes and stretching 5 minutes of information into an hour in order to get more ad money.

#GoodTimes

#BirdGang

#NANC

Three hour tour...

It's called "astroturfing" because astroturf is fake grass.

It's the opposite of "grassroot support" -- it's fake support... astroturf

Okay, I'm not explaining this again until I get some sleep...

Hogwarts 🤣

As the year draws to a close, I would like to congratulate 'Drugs' for winning another year in the 'War on Drugs'.

My goodness, how many years in a row does that make 'Drugs' the winner?

Judges will also accept crackheads in lieu of deer...

@Humpleupagus @amerika how anyone, with a straight face, can justify how somebody else spending money they don't have, instead of you spending money you don't have, is *good* for the economy, is a level of estrogen-poisoned thinking that I don't think a hysterectomy can correct...

@amerika @Humpleupagus more broadly, I would say a rejection of american socialism, but you could be right...

@Humpleupagus @amerika fuck the mexican backhoe, get a an *actual* backhoe...

@amerika @Humpleupagus rofl, how "Clintonian"...

@amerika @Humpleupagus if only there was something we could do about it, lol...

The indoor smoking ban should be repealed...

@amerika I can't find it, but there's a diet where you:

* drink black coffee for breakfast
* drink liquor for lunch
* have a sensible dinner

and the weight melts off.

Liquor is not stored as fat. It will actually dump glucose in the bloodstream to fat stores and is a preferential fuel over carbohydrates.

The downside? Cirrhosis of the liver takes root pretty quickly 🤣

@amerika psychopath career track 🤣

@amerika Well, if HR wasn't run by a bunch of hysterical women, I could drink a few fingers of scotch at lunch during work and spend less time on the rower...