Notices by FortyTwo™ (fortytwo@noauthority.social), page 4

@lina @magicalthinking @Max_Imum ohhh, you're retarded. Gotcha. 👍

@lina @magicalthinking @Max_Imum 🤣 says the guy gatekeeping memes...

@lina @magicalthinking @Max_Imum yes, all of the best jokes need explanation 🙄

@magicalthinking I've notice a few EU types on the instance are saltier than usual...

@Zonz

We live in the FUTURE!

@djsumdog @yukiame wait, you mean she didn't endlessly bitch, try to circumvent Germany's immigration laws, and left when instructed to do so without creating an international incident?

That's not very "EU" of her...

@yukiame

* Jessica Brösche - Immigration officials reportedly accused Brösche of working in the US the last time she entered the country with the ESTA program. ...if Brösche could be sent back to Mexico, but they said she would be deported to Germany in three to five days because she could not offer proof of residence in the Latin American country
* Fabian Schmidt - When an individual is found with drug-related charges and tries to reenter the country, officers will take proper action

@yukiame
* Lucas Sielaff - His detention is related to the violation of the terms and conditions of his admission. All aliens in violation of U.S. immigration law may be subject to arrest, detention and, if found removable by final order, removal from the United States, regardless of nationality

@yukiame if they break your immigration laws, send their ass packing...

WHY DOES THE KOOL-AID MAN CARRY A *SMALLER* PITCHER OF KOOL-AID?! IS IT HIS PISS?!

#NANC

@amerika @fristi @p @lain @toxy @npub1uwjejfyn8j0e7t0cx3ys2h4nsk83fq8a6rz7mw2a7z97mnfwvcjqcvaxfl @eriner @EvolLove @GluedToTheScreen @OneEyeKing @pete_zeratt @scottdhansen @Hando @cjd @sun @polarisera @genmaicha @Entropysoul

I'm honored for the mention. Thanks 👍

@djsumdog I was never really a fan.

Kek

A policewoman accidentally pulled out her gun instead of the taser.

Shot the suspect in the head.

She says “tazer tazer tazer … ohh shit I shot him”

@IAMAL_PHARIUS I don't, but Zelensky probably does...

worth reposting...

California and possibly Washington state...

@PNS what'd she say? I don't understand lesbianese...