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@inthehands I don't know what reddit's CEO is actually on the hook for, so take this with a grain of salt. a lot of tech CEOs are on the line for DAU/MAU or some newfangled variation of that metric going up. Up=valuable company. Flat or down, not so much.

So the tactic here is to figure out what that metrics are, and organize to make as many of them go in the bad direction as fast as possible for as long as possible. and importantly, to maintain this longer than the investors have patience to wait it out, which could end up being a significant amount of time (many months? a year or more? they're waiting for an exit, which traditionally takes years)

@wyri @Mabande @mac people who don't want to return to office: working in an office is destroying my life!

you: Zoom makes me tired

@wyri @Mabande @mac already did. I don't usually dive in and make a smartass comment without context. What I see is that you're attempting to "both sides" an issues that is absolutely not a "both sides" issue. Besides the fact that this behavior is annoying as hell, it's a bizarre position to take.

@markiwang The constitutional framers may have viewed Indigenous people of the Iroquois Confederacy as inferior, but that didn't stop them from stealing and taking credit for admiring their federalist principles.

@vwbusguy your vote counts for saying no to fascism