Notices by L'égrégore André ꕭꕬ (mabande@mastodon.social)

@rasmusfleischer GatDÄMNit! Jag _visste_ att det var någonting extra där!

@fesshole Some years later, oncologist break room: "It's the weirdest thing I've seen - a line of melanoma going straight across the scalp."

@fesshole now imagine the previous occupant saying "I warmed it up for ya"

@fesshole Perfectly valid reason.

@fesshole Maybe tell your ma to get tested.

@fesshole So he's watched lot of youtube tutorials. Nothing to be resentful about.

@fesshole You MONSTER! 😱

@fesshole set up a secret wine cellar where you chuck 'em in. It'll be a way better scenario if the family finds your hidden booze than if it's a dozen bottles in a wardrobe.

@fesshole If the doctor's flicking your willie while preparing a syringe I think you should get another doctor, no matter how gentle its done.

@fesshole Well, in a manner of speaking you made your bed, and now you have to lie in it.

@fesshole As long as you're not leaving memos to Diane I think you'll be alright.

@fesshole Imagining fesser waterboarding the candidate, screaming "TAKE THAT BACK!", but she, unapologetically, refuses.

@fesshole y'all really just pee anywhere… 😒

RE: https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/115921256848039524

@fesshole Huh, there's more of you?

@fesshole The applause from the audience turned it into a disco event?

@fesshole get the Wikipedia app so you can close some browser tabs (cause a bunch of tabs dispersed on several spots are better than having them all in the same, right? Right?!)

@fesshole He was trying to reincarnate and you just …just _wasted_ it?

Congrats to Calvin & Hobbes creator Bill Watterson on getting his imaginary game referenced in a dissent by a judge the US supreme court.
(https://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24pdf/25a103_kh7p.pdf)

@fesshole yer a good man, son. A bit slow on the uptake, but a good man.

@fesshole Heard so many stories like this that my main hypothesis is that robot vacuums literally scare the crap out of pets.