Notices by Hedgewizard 🐈 (hedgewizard@beige.party)

Just a reminder: when grabbing pussies, make sure your lower back is well supported

#cats #trump2024

She stopped paying her gravity subscription weeks ago
#cats

@ryanc @itty53 @Lana
Ahhh! Chilled monkey brains!

"Breaking rocks in the
Hot sun
I fought the claw and the
Claw won"

#cats #caturday

UK rail travel is one of the things that gets harder for an expat like myself to navigate each time I visit the country (which is not often).

1985 - "Two off-peak to Doncaster please." Costs two bob ha'penny but apparently the Conservatives are unhappy about it.

1995 - Consult many timetables or approach wizard in ticket office. Expensive but apparently price will come down soon because of privatisation.

2005 - You now have to 'split' your journey to avoid being ripped off and ticket office staff will not explain this. Try to figure it out online. Travel with reams of printed tickets. Empty your wallet.

2015 - Ticket offices mostly gone. Multiple 'journey splitter' services, each telling you different things. Tickets now on phone, so pray your battery lasts. Mortgage required.
#UK #UKRail
@helenclayton

@helenclayton

Good lord, the UK are re-nationalizing their railways

#crowdstrike #hotchocolate

It started with a .sys

@GottaLaff

Eww now i have the image of Trump practicing gun-reveal moves in the mirror ahead of whatever right-wing event he got a piece to cosplay at. Ewwww

If a wet fart had a face
#nigelfarage

@BlackAzizAnansi

“The fact that more people have died in Haiti in the early part of this year than in Ukraine must give everyone in Haiti and in the international community serious pause"

Holy shit

@ElleGray