Notices by badneighbor (badneighbor@poa.st)

@BowsacNoodle @sickburnbro Report back. I want to do this but there's no way in hell I could keep a straight face.

@WoodshopHandman Not including the boats?

@NathanielHigger1488 @IAMAL_PHARIUS @SuperSnekFriend @lain @hakui @niggy I was curious if Cantonese was any different. What the fuck is this, Google

I ate too much roast beef sandwich

Patriot Front got real quiet when USAID funding was cut. They should probably not let people make that connection.

@sickburnbro That makes sense.

@sickburnbro They already manufacture the Civic hatchback in Indiana. Maybe this is adding another trim to the lineup.

@Bad_Banner It was on the Mexico side and ~80 miles south of the nearest US town iirc

@sickburnbro One of the mid level managers in my company uses sports analogies for everything. He has clearly never played a sport in his life and I question if he even watches games.

@IAMAL_PHARIUS Oh hell no

@BowsacNoodle Peanut butter balls (the ones with oats, brother), but add chocolate protein powder.

@IAMAL_PHARIUS Our leaders seem to be under the impression that importing more retards is going to magically make the IQ number go up.

@IAMAL_PHARIUS Friend of mine called his sister "Head" as a reference to So I Married an Ax Murderer. I was privileged to witness this exchange:

Friend's Sister: (after waking up from an afternoon nap) "What day is it?"

Friend: "It's Wednesday, Head."

Friend's Sister: (pauses) "But, is it a weekday?"

@BowsacNoodle Inshallah.

@BowsacNoodle I'm less concerned with whether Destiny sucked Nick's dick and far more concerned that there is now a nonzero chance that I have seen a picture of Nick's dick.

@Waldbrand @nugger @Shadowbroker2135 @WoodshopHandman @udongle @King_Noticer Wasn't that the meth arc or was that later. Or ongoing. Or metaphysical.

@nugger I MICRODOSE MY SPIDERS. ONE LEG EVERY NIGHT.

@mk @ChristiJunior @Rasterman @cunnyoisseur @dictatordave @leespringfield1903 Well then good news! The legal process was followed in El Salvador and you can rest easy.

@mk @cunnyoisseur @ChristiJunior @Rasterman @dictatordave @leespringfield1903 Gonna pop in to correct an error. It's not "would kill people" . It's "have killed people" (or raped iirc). Anyone with the tattoos is guilty of the crime by their own admission and the confession is literally tattooed on their face. Anyway carry on.