Notices by badneighbor (badneighbor@poa.st)

@deprecated_ii My boss earns our bonuses by finding overages in licenses. He saves the company (less than 1k employees) over a million a year.

@graf Smoking a turkey, brother

@Terry If this girl doesn't go all out every Halloween I'll be so very disappointed

@IAMAL_PHARIUS I could have, and the woman I was with at the time would have supported it. That bullet was dodged, thank God.

@IAMAL_PHARIUS Hearing the numbers like that really makes you sick.

Poast says it's your birthday, so

Happy birthday, @graf

@BowsacNoodle @sickburnbro Report back. I want to do this but there's no way in hell I could keep a straight face.

@WoodshopHandman Not including the boats?

@NathanielHigger1488 @IAMAL_PHARIUS @SuperSnekFriend @lain @hakui @niggy I was curious if Cantonese was any different. What the fuck is this, Google

I ate too much roast beef sandwich

Patriot Front got real quiet when USAID funding was cut. They should probably not let people make that connection.

@sickburnbro That makes sense.

@sickburnbro They already manufacture the Civic hatchback in Indiana. Maybe this is adding another trim to the lineup.

@Bad_Banner It was on the Mexico side and ~80 miles south of the nearest US town iirc

@sickburnbro One of the mid level managers in my company uses sports analogies for everything. He has clearly never played a sport in his life and I question if he even watches games.

@IAMAL_PHARIUS Oh hell no

@BowsacNoodle Peanut butter balls (the ones with oats, brother), but add chocolate protein powder.

@IAMAL_PHARIUS Our leaders seem to be under the impression that importing more retards is going to magically make the IQ number go up.

@IAMAL_PHARIUS Friend of mine called his sister "Head" as a reference to So I Married an Ax Murderer. I was privileged to witness this exchange:

Friend's Sister: (after waking up from an afternoon nap) "What day is it?"

Friend: "It's Wednesday, Head."

Friend's Sister: (pauses) "But, is it a weekday?"