Notices by Ever Beedle (dave@gleasonator.com), page 9

let us get away

What do you mean “let”? How would I ever catch you? I’m fat.

@Silverwolf @MasterSimper I’ll make it the answer to a trivia question:

I’m the exact height where I need to fudge it slightly to hit the big threshold for the ladies in America, but, due to the slightly different measurement units, I don’t need to fudge it to hit the threshold abroad.

This is a UK W

Gonna go for it, don’t need extensive commentary this time though.

#WednesdayWeighin, week 0: 215 lbs

@graf @BowsacNoodle Only once a user arrives that brings balance to the fediverse.

@BowsacNoodle Sir there are some history classes I would like you to take that I think may convince you that the left does not in fact have a monopoly on tyranny.

@BowsacNoodle Who is the “we” here that you think is less tyrannical when in power?

@BowsacNoodle THAT’S THE POINT! A CONSISTENT APPLICATION OF THE IDEA THAT SENILE POLITICIANS NEED TO RETIRE WOULD HAVE A NUMBER OF THEIR OWN RETIRING AS WELL!

Are the DNC astroturfers going with this narrative because they have a short memory, or because the typical redditor does?

The soyjak/Chad format is being appropriated by normies who don’t understand it, sell now while you still can

@sjw Number of first-world countries do it. South Korea does, France does, etc. Also, it’s a funny meme, chill with the racism por favor.

The state of copyright is so fucked that you have people pulling out their phones and playing music through their shit phone speakers, thinking it makes the recorder unable to safely upload.

It doesn’t work, but it’s ridiculous that copyright is so fucked that any of these clowns think that it could work. We need some serious copyright reform.

@Kirino @akari Thank god I wasn’t at work when I opened this 🤣. After listening for a few seconds I’m honestly surprised that “copyright infringement” is the reason it got pulled from YouTube.

Guy who takes his smartphone with him everywhere, but didn’t get vaxxed because he thinks the government put a tracker in it.

@shebang Saw this and thought of you

@hj @tk Bigger families cuz they get em started at a younger age

Thank you @alex , very cool