Notices by Ash Chapel (ashchapelsghost@poa.st), page 2
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@Humpleupagus @Dwalrus Be sure you dutch oven her once in a while to remind her who has fart supremacy.
Come to think of it... maybe that's what destroyed our marriage...
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@junicks Probably. But the struggle is itself an end as well. Defiance of evil is obedience to God.
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@WashedOutGundamPilot I kept my daughter company when she woke up screaming from a nightmare. I sat there and held her, and assured her she wouldn't be left alone and unable to eat. I did my fucken job as a dad. The school psychiatrist said she had ADD and wanted my kid doped, and I knew it was just that she was bored. So I promised her if she'd behave in class, I'd get her books. Kid cost me a fortune (you have no idea how voracious a reader a bored 11 year old can be), but I got a bright kid who makes me proud every day, and who goes fishing with me every weekend she can get off work.
Parenting's not that hard. Humans have been doing it for either 8k years or 150k years (depending on if you believe in truth or science), and we got this far. Just do what you wish somebody would do for you when something scary, boring, or frustrating happens.
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@MeBigbrain @Wormwood Power is gross. She does not shower, wipe her ass, and god, you know she doesn't bother with a sanitary napkin when her Aunt Flo comes to visit. I'll take the clean Domination Devil any day.
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@MeBigbrain @Wormwood Evil redheads are superior.
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@MeBigbrain @Wormwood Does Makima stink, though? Nobody mentions how bad she smells. And she lives in Japan. Nobody would get anywhere near her, let alone let her rise so high Public Safety, if she stank of dog constantly.
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@WashedOutGundamPilot @MeBigbrain @Wormwood I will take it under consideration. I guess because I've got such a sensitive nose that my dick turns to putty if a smell is too strong, I have a bias against bad smelling women.
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@WashedOutGundamPilot @MeBigbrain @Wormwood I dunno, man. The pussy pass only gets you so far. And I seriously doubt someone who is as obsessed with control as Makima has to be would allow themselves a single publicly facing unattractive trait. She's always so pleasant, composed, and professional even in the face of Yakuza bosses. If she stunk, it'd ruin the image she's cultivating.
Power though? She doesn't even know how to use her sex appeal. In addition to being gross, she's barely aware of the fact she's a woman. Probably only noticed it because she has to sit to... wait. I bet she doesn't sit to pee either. Probably just lets it run down her leg like an animal. Jesus, that thing is repulsive.
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@WashedOutGundamPilot @MeBigbrain @Wormwood Some people have fucked up fetishes. I'm lucky. My ex-wife liked my 'just off work' stink (I hated it, though. I could smell myself, and it repulsed me). Which I'm guessing is probably filled with pheromones or some shit.
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@apropos @LovecraftEnthusiast @Humpleupagus @caekislove @Kang_Kong3 @Shadowman311 Hell, they could have just picked him up at the post office when he goes to get a package. He'd be unarmed, and you could quietly disappear him. Or messily disappear him, but at least he wouldn't die in the process.
The whole David Koresh bullshit could have been resolved the same way.
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@mushroom_soup Agreed. The whole point of heaven, of the end of the age is there's a new heaven and a new earth, and the old ones have passed. Everything is perfect, and that means I'm not crippled anymore. I don't drop hammers anymore.
Fuck these cripple fetishizers in their ears with a concrete dildo covered in Power from Chainsaw Man's cooze juice.
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@coolboymew Accurate according to the manga-ka's various drawings of Hittori.
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@BigDuck @zero I excuse it because Mishima is supposed to be an annoying shit. Still like Persona 3 better. A bunch of teenagers, a dog, and a robot using the power of friendship to lock away human extinction forever seemed a lot more epic than "Adults suck, and apathy is the real villain."
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@CentaurBreeder @Zerglingman @sjw I am. Because I wanted to 'whiteknight' Hanako because she's so precious, and she needs Lilly and my protection.
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@CentaurBreeder @SuperSnekFriend @sjw @Zerglingman project-imas.wiki/Momoka_Sakurai
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@Zerglingman @sjw @CentaurBreeder True. Too many arms. Or rather too much arms? I dunno. I'm more a Shizune kind of person. She makes me feel important. And Misha makes me feel like a good friend. To both of them. And Lilly makes me feel like I should be nicer to her because Shizune, who is still best gril, is so mean to her.
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@CentaurBreeder @Zerglingman @sjw I recently replayed it, and Shizune remains my favorite route, and Emi remains my least favorite route. She's so fucken selfish. Rin is lost in her own world, but she needs your support, Shizune doesn't need you, but wants you there. Lilly is the mommy gf so many want, and oh god, I just wanna give Hanako a hug and a doll and tell her that me and Lilly love her very much.
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@Zerglingman @CentaurBreeder @sjw I don't care. I don't want to romance Hanako. She's too vulnerable. (still did for completeness sake, but I didn't like it) She's like my daughter. So it makes me vulnerable to Lilly because we become like Hanako's daddy and mommy. We take care of her. And she knows it, and she makes sure we can do the nasty in the tub because she wants daddy and mommy to love each other.
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@Zerglingman @CentaurBreeder @sjw I accept that I bit the bait. It's what made Lilly's route interesting. Yes, being Hanako's 'daddy' figure made romancing the blind mommy figure worth it.
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@Kookee2k2 @coolboymew He's just a westaboo.
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