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   Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 24-Aug-2023 14:47:01 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified:
   My wife, the true love of my life, was with me for 14years before she farted in front of me
   
   14 years of sharing a bed, camping, vacation hotel rooms etc.. never heard her fart until now
   
   Anyway, I’ve filed for divorce. Any Non-farters interested, I’ll be available on Nov 8th.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 24-Aug-2023 14:47:00 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     My wife sat on my lap and let one rip, on purpose, on our first date. Then she started laughing.
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     Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 24-Aug-2023 15:33:02 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified:

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     • Ash Chapel
     Damn! I wish I knew you before I married her so I cuda gone into the marriage with this foresight
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 24-Aug-2023 15:33:02 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Ash Chapel
     Well, at least you have hind sight... and smell now. 😏
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     Ash Chapel (ashchapelsghost@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 24-Aug-2023 15:33:03 JST Ash Chapel

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     @Humpleupagus @Dwalrus Be sure you dutch oven her once in a while to remind her who has fart supremacy.
     
     Come to think of it... maybe that's what destroyed our marriage...