Notices by Machine Lord Zero (machinelordzero@mastodon.social)

@eniko Got it. "Work yourself to death in pursuit of physically impossible goals" - Eniko, 2026

@thomasfuchs It's helpful in that it tells me the blog isn't worth my attention.

@gamingonlinux Had a thought about how to put my feelings into words better.
Likening it to someone trying to stuff me into a sack, I do not want to be in the sack.
There being a hole in it like the exemption looks to me like a potential start on not being in the sack.
If anything I would like the exemption to be bigger and apply to more people, so that if problems do arise from it, the government has a harder time simply cancelling the exemption.
Hopefully this will weaken this bullshit further

@gamingonlinux I think this is the wrong angle. The age checking is the problem.
If a company wants to block me from their stuff because I refuse to open my private life and details wide for whoever wants in, that's their loss.
If I really want their stuff, I'm fine with saying yarrr.

@eniko There's a NEW one?!

@Mastodon @imanijoy lol

It's weird seeing news reports like "The population growth rate is slowing. What could be the cause?"
LONG WORK HOURS FOR FUCK ALL PAY. GOVERNMENTS AROUND THE WORLD TERRORISING PEOPLE. FUCKING ABYSMAL CONDITIONS FOR MENTAL AND PHYSICAL WELLBEING.
THEY HEAP SALT UPON THE LAND AND QUESTION THE LACK OF NEW GROWTH.

@evan shyeah, they're trying to be the "Fed" in "Fediverse", not understanding ACAB includes the cop in their head

@fesshole Good luck!

@eniko I used to joke about using facial recognition cameras attached to turrets to encourage masking.
If they recognise a face, they put a hole in it.

I'm not really joking any more.

@eniko holy fuck so much downplaying in the replies to that thing.
"oh well I stopped masking in crowded spaces back in..." plague rat. Die.

@eniko "I'm autistic and I don't like to stand out"
Don't worry, your grave will blend in with the others around it.

@eniko ooh, or "I keep an eye on waste water virus levels, and when they rise above..."
how do you think they rise, quarterwit?

@catsalad Passing like a kidney stone, and not a small one

@killyourfm The difference between a house listing and a listing house

@br00t4c Kinda seems like we're a threat to life on Earth

An influx of nazis has arrived!

Twitter: *promoted by algorithm*

Bluesky: Oh no, these nazis are awful. Won't someone please make them go away? :(

Mastodon: [chime rings out over public speakers] Alert: Nazi contamination detected in instance. You have 12 hours to remove contaminants, or the instance will be jettisoned. Use any means at your discretion. Have a nice day.