Notices by Butterpants 🖋 (batterpunts@mastodon.social)

@codl ...flaccid snake

@Aleums i see the jazz hater has logged on

@Aleums maybe the DMT will help

@Aleums Battles
TV On The Radio
Broken Social Scene
Zero 7
Sigur Ros
And So I Watch You From Afar

@Aleums who are y'girls

@Aleums Goudame

@codl i think you've confused DeepL by using too much slang or casual francais in one short phrase

@garbados looking away from your laptop when you hit enter, like a hero walking away from an explosion

Omnibus Theory is that every city bus is actually one and the same vehicle that travels back and forth across every line simultaneously

@tedted "So we should maybe just be transparent that [schemes for protecting against machine learning] are mostly for show."
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@Gargron @healyn thanks for replying, looks like there's no monads on that list that i can find, so i guess it's specific accounts who've committed .social crimes

@healyn @Gargron yeah me too

programmers! what's stopping you from dressing like this

@jk birds are always like ?? and ??? and i like that about them

@finn my dude, all software is garbage

@Gargron i would investigate myself, but alas I'm not hbomberguy, i have video game dailies to complete

@Gargron if they just push an update, why is this called a recall when nothing's being recalled

how are you going to recall 2 million teslas, where do you put them

uniform hats signify authority. since we don't really do hats on uniforms much anymore, i think we should give uniforms really big pauldrons, not just police, but also like mail delivery, and train ticket guys, bus drivers etc.

package delivery from a space marine