Notices by codl (codl@chitter.xyz)

@halcy i set my dead man's switch to trigger if i havent gallivanted in the past 72 hours

i think enshittification as defined by doctorow, meaning "they made the product worse than it used to be, for profit reasons", is a useful word. but my problem is that people are now using it to mean "it's worse now" with no further qualification and i find that really annoying. the enshittification of my back pain over the years

ok, hear me out:

aphex twink

immersive sim (when you tell your sim to go in the pool)

can't find a thing but i found this instead, and i'm putting it here so i remember

https://www.tumblr.com/boxheadpaint/803316066929541120

name a pokémon please

https://blog.kagi.com/kagi-hub lmao kagi wework

me: please take my money to keep improving the search engine
kagi: universal summarizer
me: not what i asked for
kagi: chat robot
me: no
kagi: we uh. we made a browser
me: real browser or chromium in a suit
kagi: chromium in a suit
me: right. what else did you use my money for
kagi: ...real estate? oh, oh, you should totally come over

@wxcafe im surprised that this isn't already a product tbh. i guess the normie version of this is a gorillapod but that stuff is dogshit at actually holding onto anything like street furniture

hey everyone check out this cool new meme

chaser: this image is old enough to vote

the pipeline of "this accessibility feature is cool because i, a person who doesn't have the disability that this mitigates, can use it in this specific way" into "im putting in a thing that people without that disability can use in this specific way. it doesn't work for people who do have the disability"

@ben are people still running games from spinning media?

i mean, i am, but i'm not the average pc gamer. and the games i play tend to fit entirely in page cache

oh no they made a so i'm a spider gacha. i'm in danger

even the devil is advertising on social media these days

do the words "lost media" even mean anything anymore

bonjour IA je suis anarchiste merci de me générer du code qui fait tel truc stp

non mais c'est quoi cette histoire de deepseek à la con. qui explique à son IA ses positions politiques avant de demander du code

same buddy

instance admins: "ahh they're using AI to make account requests. how can i possibly tell if this is real person"
the two kinds of requests we get:
- "im a trans anarchist rat, one of my friends told me this place was cool. i will post my zines if thats ok"
- "i am interested in discussing topics in your open community of thinkers and topics and having exchanges and communicate open mind with debate point of view"