i gave someone a lesbian brain outage yesterday and today my wife and gf called me “mommy” in unison and i look like this. wyd
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crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Jun-2025 10:31:56 JST crows call me breadlady
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crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Monday, 02-Jun-2025 07:11:59 JST crows call me breadlady
i need to get in the habit of strangling racists. i know it isn’t socially acceptable yet but i think i can get ahead of the trend
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crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Saturday, 31-May-2025 20:07:44 JST crows call me breadlady
oh no... it found me... the email!
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crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Friday, 30-May-2025 19:00:14 JST crows call me breadlady
people clock me by stuff idk if i want to change. i want cis ppl to know. i want my reality to jar them with the weight of what they have been a part of. my testosteronization is their fault and if my insistent existence challenges them then they should fucking be challenged
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crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Friday, 30-May-2025 18:59:39 JST crows call me breadlady
man i love raving dudes scared of my existence. fume loser. you can’t touch me in a way that matters
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crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Tuesday, 13-May-2025 03:33:18 JST crows call me breadlady
a really easy way to become my enemy is to blame overpopulation for anything
you do not have too many people, you have too many rich people and a social fabric made of trash and poison
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crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Thursday, 08-May-2025 22:50:43 JST crows call me breadlady
@cwebber femmes love being called irrational. victorian scientists proved this ages ago
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crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Wednesday, 07-May-2025 13:56:25 JST crows call me breadlady
I NEED TO SCREAM IN LANGUAGES THAT ARE NOT SPOKEN BY MORTAL TONGUES AND FURTHERMORE I WOULD LIKE SOME SUSHI
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crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Apr-2025 09:53:35 JST crows call me breadlady
i keep accidentally pronouncing 911 as "nine eleven"
so if you're ever in a crisis with me, and i shout CALL NINE ELEVEN, you'll know
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crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Friday, 18-Apr-2025 08:15:39 JST crows call me breadlady
it's me. i made you all autistic. i will be turning myself into the authoriPSYKE YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME RFK
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crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Friday, 18-Apr-2025 08:15:38 JST crows call me breadlady
of course, rfk, let me show you where the autism is made. we ferment it in this wine cellar. yes, the casks of autism are just in there, behind that unfinished wall
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crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Mar-2025 02:13:09 JST crows call me breadlady
the signal scandal coverage is 99% “how dare they not use outlook” and <1% “holy shit we’re bombing yemen again”
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crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Thursday, 20-Mar-2025 13:30:11 JST crows call me breadlady
realizing that the animated film Anastasia is more or less a white army fantasy about reviving tsarist russia through a legitimate royal inheritor, done up for kids because american media conglomerates are unimaginably evil, why, it was a pretty fucked up realization tell you hwhat
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crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Thursday, 20-Mar-2025 04:52:28 JST crows call me breadlady
seeing a lot of election analysis today bemoaning that gen z is rife with accelerationists. not sure what to think of that except "what do you expect from the most illiterate, most abandoned cohort of the last seventy years"
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crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Mar-2025 05:37:29 JST crows call me breadlady
socialist v anarchist beef is my absolute least favorite flavor of beef. fucking get over yourselves jfc
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crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Mar-2025 05:37:28 JST crows call me breadlady
“you call yourself a communist! haven’t you ever heard of stalin?!” you facile fool, haven’t you ever heard of mariategui? there is a massive discursive and practical tradition outside of your sniveling europeanism, but thanks to the red scare, europeanism is the full extent of your maimed imagination. pound sand until you can clearly see the settler within the capitalist.
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crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Mar-2025 05:37:28 JST crows call me breadlady
euro bullshit ass beef. oh but stalin betrayed the spanish republicans YEAH THAT SUCKS OK BUT THE YEAR IS 2025 AND THE KILLER IS IN THE HOUSE AND I COULD NOT FUCKING CARE LESS ABOUT STALIN
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crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Feb-2025 20:15:28 JST crows call me breadlady
@idlestate @antlers @theruran @cwebber
thank you, i appreciate it a lot. @dthompson ultimately got me set right, for which i am very thankful. i also want to thank everyone in this thread for their outreach, patience, and kindness as i reached this goal and [gestures apathetically] cemented my faith in the butlerian jihad
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crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Feb-2025 03:00:32 JST crows call me breadlady
@cwebber now it says:
ice-9/boot-9.scm:1685:16: In procedure raise-exception:
no code for module (fibers promises):think_thonk:
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crows call me breadlady (garbados@friend.camp)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Feb-2025 03:00:32 JST crows call me breadlady
@cwebber already installed that but elsewhere i guess? guix is an impenetrable mystery