Notices by Dan Patch (datn@xoxo.zone)

@evan @aharoni that is a vastly overcharitable interpretation

did you know that instead of reading the news you could watch the original berries & creme lad video over and over

@waitworry may i ask what you see as the implied wordplay? I'm just curious, no further replies forthcoming.

@clarity is it the news that they were bought by Canva or something else?

@annika the rain is interfering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS0hSP-3U14

fedi hive mind, can you recommend some London street food for me? (I don't drink alcohol and I can't eat shellfish or pork without severe repercussions)

@annika i'm not going to answer because you're not the boss of me

@clarity yeah. also serenity and aggressiveness are too close together. this reeks of Jim Cunningham

@clarity that flower doesn't pass my smell test

@clarity I can't even tell you how many times I've thought this! thank you for saying it.

@annika
the Discord group I'm chatting on about series is chanting things like "Soylent Amber is people"

@annika i can't wait to watch it! no spoilers pls!

@annika
I wish they would miss ALL the tricks

@annika confirmed, it works on my alternative gallery app Aves Libre too. awesome, thanks for the tip!

@annika totally, but i can absolutely understand why it's disruptive for so many people

@annika
so true-- a new group of second-graders every year, as we used to say. I figured people would get used to it as kids tho...

personally I fear the time change will be abolished only when the fascists are done taking over :(

every year people on social media speak up in utter SHOCK about the time change. I don't like it either, but I have to say after all these years I'm inured to it. I admire people's neuroplasticity, I guess.

@annika you may be amused to know that i saw your kind and informative downtime announcement on my mobile app, whose emoji picker is a little weird -- i thought i was selecting "praying hands" but apparently i selected "nose" :)

if you use ChatGPT or other generative AI tools please just don't tell me, especially in response to my question, "how's your health issue lately?"

@APBBlue
homophobes with tasty chicken