Notices by Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦  (jstatepost@mstdn.social)

Looks like the Gulf of USA is being renamed again.
This time it's being called, "The Gulf of Release the Full Unedited Epstein Files You Fucking Liar."
#Maps #Geography #FamousBodiesOfWater #USPolitics #GulfOfMexico #GulfOfAmerica #Trump #EpsteinFiles #TuckersBalls

It's Sunday where Eye am, so Eye've been catching up on political memes on teh internets.
Here's one that Eye haven't seen yet on the Fediverse.
It's a political cartoon that satirizes the photo of Trump after he got his ear grazed by a flying object at a rally.
He's holding a sign in his right hand as Secret Service agents swarm him. A man on the right is saying, "He tells it like it is."

@wdlindsy
While you were asleep, the Republican Party turned the world's oldest democracy into a fascist state.

@TheBreadmonkey
Good luck, Ben!
Eye'm rooting for you to have an enjoyable viewing experience.

@QasimRashid
Fuck Stephen Miller with an upside down pineapple all the way to hell, and back to The Hague.
His extremist views are cruel, unusual, misguided and unpopular.
I, for one, look forward to the day he's charged for crimes against humanity.

@maskedscheduler
Pillar Number Four: Mental decompensation.

A little catnip for your Caturday.
Four panels of instantly recognizable cat behavior.
#Caturday #TuckersBalls

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"What’s particularly horrifying about the AI bubble is that it’s shown that when they decide to, big tech can put hundreds of billions behind whatever the fuck they want. They are able to mobilize incredible amounts of capital and the industrial might of multiple companies with multi-trillion dollar market capitalisations to build entire infrastructure dedicated to one thing, and the one thing they are choosing is generative AI."
#Capitalism #EdZitron #BigTech #TuckersBalls

🧵 2/2
"They’re all fully capable of uniting around an ideal — it’s just that said ideal exists entirely to automate human beings out of the picture, and even more offensively, it doesn’t seem to be able to do so, and the more obvious that becomes, the more obvious the powerful’s hunger becomes for a world where they never see or talk to us, and they get all of our money and attention."--Ed Zitron
#BigTech #Ai #EdZitron #Enshittification #TuckersBalls

@jeffowski
Is that YOU in the video Jeff?

@GottaLaff
First time Eye've ever agreed with Steve Bannon: Bannon urges Trump to deport Musk.

@br00t4c
Oh good, br00t4c, Eye can avoid THESE cruises, too!

Convicted felon Donald J Trump attends a wreath-laying ceremony at the tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist on Memorial Day, 2025.
Trump, currently the 47th President of the United States, received 5 draft deferments during the Vietnam War. The deferments were granted based on letters from a podiatrist claiming that he was unfit for service due to bone spurs in his feet.
#BoneSpurs #CadetBoneSpurs #MemorialDay #TuckersBalls

Your Memorial Day Weekend reminder that all it took for the Middle Eastern sheikhdom of Quatar to get Trump to do his dance of 2 dicks was to dangle a jumbo jet in front of him like a carrot.

@jalefkowit
Dr Strangelove should be at the top of the list of black and white movies that stand the test of time.
Battle of Algiers and To Kill a Mockingbird are two others Eye could mention, Jason.
Eye grew up on B&W, so Eye find it hard to relate to people who reject out of hand films in this medium.
Yes, depending on the film, the acting is different. But IMHO it still beats giant digital toys and stuff getting blowed up real good.

@jeffowski
YOU just won teh internets, Jeff!

@Nonilex
Raise your hand if you think this first Africaner to get special taxpayer-funded travel to the US as a "refugee" was selected because she looks like Ivanka, and Trump wants to boink her.
#Refugees #SouthAfrica #Trump #Ivanka #TuckersBalls

Surprise!
Trump's trade reps spent weekend surrendering to China!
"It’s the economic equivalent of shoving pencils and Barbie legs up your nose because it feels so good to pull them out, but giving yourself a brain bleed in the process." --Marcie Jones, Wonkette
https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-reps-art-of-the-deal-selves
#ArtOfTheDeal #Tariffs #China #Trump #TuckersBalls

@Free_Press
THAT was a short ceasefire!

@BeAware
Eye would have boosted this twt on the basis of the thoroughness of the AltText, but it would have worked better for me if the joints were happy or mellow.
But like that's just my opinion, man.