Notices by Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦  (jstatepost@mstdn.social)

The Federalist Society's decades-long assault on the Constitution has left the US under the rule of a tyrant.
"Trump’s rule is both lawless and arbitrary. He has taken the bundle of powers the Constitution provides him to govern and defend the Constitution and turned them to an entirely different and corrupt purpose: using them as weapons to attack the people and institutions he deems his enemies." --Josh Marshall, Talking Points Memo
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/scotus-can-let-the-president-break-the-law-they-cant-change-it
#USPolitics #FederalistSociety #Trump

Question for a Tuesday in the USA:
How many legal US CITIZENS are currently incarcerated in the El Salvador slave prison to which the Trump regime is currently sending people without due process of law or legal protections?
#Deportations #ElSalvador #BorderPolicy #USPolitics #TuckersBalls

@BrodieOnLinux
Is this first Ai-generated anime a pr0n anime?
Asking for scholarly purposes.

@dalfen
SecDef Pete "Rapey Boozehound" Hegseth and VP JD "Couch Molester" Vance keeping the comms security tight in real time.
Waste, fraud, abuse, and incompetence on the hoof.

@maskedscheduler
Have YOU thanked president Trump yet today?
Thank YOU, president Trump, may Eye pleez have another unconstitutional executive order?
#Trump #TuckersBalls

@GhostOnTheHalfShell @Pinchy63 @georgetakei
Musk posing in public with a chainsaw while wearing shades to be "cool" as he's throwing thousands of people out of work is peak sadism.
Dude wanted to be cool but he's just a ghoul.
#USPolitics #Musk #TuckersBalls

@br00t4c
Rolling Reichstag fires, br00t4c.

Republican Minnesota state senator who mere days ago introduced a bill to make so-called "Trump Derangement Syndrome" a diagnosable mental condition, arrested Monday, March 17, for soliciting a minor for sex.
Only the best people.

https://www.fox9.com/news/minnesota-senator-justin-eichorn-arrest
#USPolitics #Minnesota #Prostitution #RepublicansCaughtSexing #TuckersBalls

Tesla Cybertruck Deliveries Paused Because Losing Sharp Metal Body Panels On The Road Is Bad Or Something.
Large boomerang-shaped pieces of stainless steel flying off Teslas at highway speeds means delivery of incel caminos in US postponed.
PS: The Tesla Cybertruck sucks.
Read More: https://www.jalopnik.com/1811333/tesla-cybertruck-deliveries-paused-reason/
#Tesla #Cybertruck #Swasticar #IncelCamino #TuckersBalls

@Fragglemuppet
🥥 Eye post this image anytime someone on teh internet requests a cheering up.
It's a rainbow unicorn butterfly kitten.
Eye'm pretty sure there's some glitter somewhere in the image also.
The caption reads, "Because sometimes, you need a rainbow butterfly unicorn kitten." 🥥

@BrodieOnLinux
Somebody needs to tell this to the USA and the Trump regime.

@SurrealSeal @KimPerales
Ukraine President Zelensky deserves to be treated as a hero and as an exemplar of heroic leadership.
Convicted felon US head of state Trump deserves to be treated as a liar, a thief, a cheat, and a dung heap.
#USPolitics #InternationalPolitics #Ukraine #Zelensky #Trump #TuckersBalls

@liferstate @philip_cardella
🥥 Guillotines for billionaires, guillotines for peace. </Sarcasm?> 🥥

🥥 What to say when you contact your members of the US House and Senate:
"Hello, my name is [NAME] and I live in [TOWN, STATE].
I am a constituent.
I am urging the Senator/Representative to do X, because Y.
Thank you."
For a lot more helpful tips like this one, there's THIS article:
https://emilyinyourphone.substack.com/p/everything-you-need-to-know-about
🥥
#USPolitics #CallingCongress #Advocacy #TuckersBalls

🥥 Happy Not MY Presidents Day to all my fellow US-ians who celebrate it.
And greetings and salutations of the day to all the former US Presidents who are turning over in their graves today. 🥥
#USPolitics #PresidentsDay #NotMYPresidentsDay #TuckersBalls

🥥 Remember Luigi?
Alleged health insurance exec slayer Luigi Mangione has made his first public statement since his arrest in the December 2024 CEO shooting. His attorneys have set up a web page for him.
Mangione says he is overwhelmed and grateful for the support he's been from people who've been paying attention to his case.
https://www.salon.com/2025/02/15/i-am-overwhelmed-mangione-shares-first-public-statement-since-arrest-in-ceo/
🥥
#LuigiMangione #HealthInsurance #TuckersBalls

🥥 Musk says he's discovered a huge fraud in the White House Oval Office.
“Elon has been going through things,” Trump said. “He said that the fraud turned up in 2017, went away in 2021, but now it’s back again.”
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-says-musk-has-found-huge-fraud
#Satire #USGovernment #USPolitics #TuckersBalls

🥥 Zero-sized Consumer Financial Protection Bureau staffers leave epic press-release behind as they're drummed out of service.
A sample:
"CFPB Union members welcome our newest colleagues and look forward to the smell of Axe Body Spray in our elevators. While Acting Director Bessent allows Musk's operatives to bypass cybersecurity policies and wreak havoc with their amateur code skills inside CFPB's once-secure systems..."
https://www.wonkette.com/p/this-press-release-from-the-cfpb
🥥
#USGov #CFPB #Musk #Axe #TuckersBalls

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye, for one, have always wanted to own a Martian Guitar, Mr Facts. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye'm going to presume that the Vikings' microchips were the secret to their legendary ability to navigate the seas, Mr Facts. 🥥