Notices by Tuckers Nuts Resist😈! (jstatepost@mstdn.social)

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Good to know, Mr Facts.
Next time Eye have some when wet that Eye need to blow up, Eye'll ask my neighbor if Eye may borrow a cup of steel.
PS: Fun historic fact: Totalitarian Soviet leader, Stalin, had a surname easily recognizable as Georgian -- a people who had a reputation for thievery and deception -- so he changed it to the Russian word for steel: Stalin.

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 These directions are all their opposites in Australia and New Zealand, Mr Facts, as well as being deadly venomous.
That's just SCIENCE. 🥥
#Australia #NewZealand #LowQualityFacts #TuckersBalls

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Commas are like cowbells, Mr Facts: You can't overdo them. 🥥

🥥 Meta releases new logo to coincide with Mark Zuckerberg's new stance on fact-checking. 🥥

🥥 Satirists are savaging Mark Zuckerberg with blatantly non-factual postings in reaction to his decision to hobble fact-checking at Meta.
This one imitates The New York Times headline style and type face while suggesting that Zuckerberg's decision on fact checking is a result of him losing his penis. 🥥
#SocialMedia #Meta #MarkZuckerberg #FactChecking #Penis #TuckersBalls

@AnarchoNinaWrites
🥥 Damn it, Nina, Eye never find anything to disagree with in your twts. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Well, THIS is certainly good news about Daniel Radcliffe, Mr Facts.
Eye was never a fan of the Harry Potter movies because they confused and upset me. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 There's no getting around it, Mr Facts, some things are just ahead of their time. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Someone should definitely write a country and western song to this Low Quality Fact about frogs, Mr Facts. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Let's just face facts, Mr Facts: NOTHING is as painful as a paper cut.
Amirite? 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye reproduced the conditions described in your experiment, Mr Facts, and achieved remarkably similar results.
However, Eye can tell the difference, and that's what matters. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Dangit, Mr Facts, Eye never know if you're telling the truth or joshin' with us! 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Good lick, Mr Facts!
USA! USA! USA! 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 ...And he could do it with his eyes closed while doing a handstand, Mr Facts. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Winner! 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 You can't rack up stats like THAT, Mr Facts, just sitting on your butt all day in front of a computer screen.
Amirite? 🥥

🥥 Biggest disappointment with Mastodon of 2024:
No one has referred to me as, "Mr Nuts," in response to one of my twts. 🥥
#SocialMedia #Fediverse #Mastodon #Etiquette #TuckersBalls

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Corollary fact, Mr Facts: When John Oliver was born in Alabama, he had a banjo on his knee that had to be surgically removed. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 This proves that worms are like the 2 wolves inside every person, Mr Facts.
Except the 2 worms are outside of every person. 🥥

@RickiTarr
🥥 Thanx, Ricki!
Eye didn't know of this Mussolini photo before.
Eye'm more familiar with the one of him, his mistress, and some other fascists in Milan after they attempted to flee Italy in 1945.
Eye believe they were cosplaying sleeping bats at the time. 🥥