Notices by Tuckers Nuts Resist😈! (jstatepost@mstdn.social)

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Glad to have the fog as my friend, Mr Facts.
Now Eye'm not the only dense thing around here. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye didn't "get," this, Mr Facts, because Eye don't know anything about Luigi's Mansion.
But Eye will accept its factualness because YOU have an honest face. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Idea for your nocturnal football league, Mr Facts: Glow-in-the-dark raccoons! 🥥

@persagen
🥥 Well, in Trump's defense, at least he didn't nominate the ghost of Dr Mengele for head of Medicare and Medicaid. 🥥
#DrOz #DrMengele #USPolitics #Medicare #Medicaid #TrumpCabinet#TuckersBalls

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Is there an evolutionary chart Eye can consult, Mr Facts, that documents the relationship between these dance forms?
Also, where does break dancing fit into this picture? 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye have showbiz friends, Mr Facts, who tell me that before the focus groups got ahold of it, Buffy was originally to be about a gal who worked in an auto body shop buffing paint finishes. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Perfect for a kitchen timer!
Amirite, Mr Facts? 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Personal best, so far, Mr Facts, 90+ minutes.
Thank YOU, Mastodon. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Thank YOU for bringing me up to date, Mr Facts.
Eye somehow missed that announcement about the White Stripes when it first came out. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 True this, Mr Facts.
It's why the rest of us need to make sure we don't drive cars too much. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye, for one, don't care if Mastodon can scale or not, Mr Facts.
Eye like it just the way it is. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 There may be no justice in the world, Mr Facts, but this purchase at auction of Alex Jones's InfoWars is certainly poetic justice. 🥥
#AlexJones #TheOnion #InfoWars #Justice #PoeticJustice #USPolitics #Media #TuckersBalls

🥥 World, meet Trump's nominee for UN Ambassador, Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-NY).
"Let me start by saying something nice about Elise Stefanik: She went to Harvard. Then again, so did the Unabomber. You might think it’s unfair to compare Stefanik to the Unabomber, and it is—to the Unabomber. For all his flaws, he was way more ideologically consistent than Stefanik." --Andy Borowitz
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/sorry-world
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#USPolitics #TrumpNominees #EliseStefanik #UN #TuckersBalls

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye did NOT know that, Mr Facts. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 As an anti-social misanthrope, Mr Facts, THIS is the game Eye've been searching for all my life.
Finally a way to drive everyone away.
But look at you!
First, fascinating random facts, then cartoons, now games?
Is there anything you CAN'T do?
Why didn't YOU run for President? 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Just between us fellas, Mr Facts, are seahorses REALLY horses that live in the sea? 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 It is my sincerely held belief, Mr Facts, that EVERY movie ever made before March of the Penguins was a prequel to March of the Penguins.
Change my mind. 🥥

@W_Lucht
🥥 Eye wonder how many people 35 years ago thought that the fall of the Berlin Wall would signal the start of the collapse of the Sovuet Union.
Eye wonder today how many people realize that the election of Donald Trump signals the start of the collapse of the United States. 🥥
#BerlinWall #USPolitics #TuckersBalls

🥥 Did corporate media tell you that demonstrations against Trump were held all over the USA yesterday?
Me neither.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/nov/09/donald-trump-protests-election
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#USPolitics #PostElectionBlues #TuckersBalls

🥥 Wishing a happy #Caturday to those who celebrate it. 🥥