Notices by Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦  (jstatepost@mstdn.social)

@jeffowski
YOU just won teh internets, Jeff!

@Nonilex
Raise your hand if you think this first Africaner to get special taxpayer-funded travel to the US as a "refugee" was selected because she looks like Ivanka, and Trump wants to boink her.
#Refugees #SouthAfrica #Trump #Ivanka #TuckersBalls

Surprise!
Trump's trade reps spent weekend surrendering to China!
"It’s the economic equivalent of shoving pencils and Barbie legs up your nose because it feels so good to pull them out, but giving yourself a brain bleed in the process." --Marcie Jones, Wonkette
https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-reps-art-of-the-deal-selves
#ArtOfTheDeal #Tariffs #China #Trump #TuckersBalls

@Free_Press
THAT was a short ceasefire!

@BeAware
Eye would have boosted this twt on the basis of the thoroughness of the AltText, but it would have worked better for me if the joints were happy or mellow.
But like that's just my opinion, man.

The Federalist Society's decades-long assault on the Constitution has left the US under the rule of a tyrant.
"Trump’s rule is both lawless and arbitrary. He has taken the bundle of powers the Constitution provides him to govern and defend the Constitution and turned them to an entirely different and corrupt purpose: using them as weapons to attack the people and institutions he deems his enemies." --Josh Marshall, Talking Points Memo
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/scotus-can-let-the-president-break-the-law-they-cant-change-it
#USPolitics #FederalistSociety #Trump

Question for a Tuesday in the USA:
How many legal US CITIZENS are currently incarcerated in the El Salvador slave prison to which the Trump regime is currently sending people without due process of law or legal protections?
#Deportations #ElSalvador #BorderPolicy #USPolitics #TuckersBalls

@BrodieOnLinux
Is this first Ai-generated anime a pr0n anime?
Asking for scholarly purposes.

@dalfen
SecDef Pete "Rapey Boozehound" Hegseth and VP JD "Couch Molester" Vance keeping the comms security tight in real time.
Waste, fraud, abuse, and incompetence on the hoof.

@maskedscheduler
Have YOU thanked president Trump yet today?
Thank YOU, president Trump, may Eye pleez have another unconstitutional executive order?
#Trump #TuckersBalls

@GhostOnTheHalfShell @Pinchy63 @georgetakei
Musk posing in public with a chainsaw while wearing shades to be "cool" as he's throwing thousands of people out of work is peak sadism.
Dude wanted to be cool but he's just a ghoul.
#USPolitics #Musk #TuckersBalls

@br00t4c
Rolling Reichstag fires, br00t4c.

Republican Minnesota state senator who mere days ago introduced a bill to make so-called "Trump Derangement Syndrome" a diagnosable mental condition, arrested Monday, March 17, for soliciting a minor for sex.
Only the best people.

https://www.fox9.com/news/minnesota-senator-justin-eichorn-arrest
#USPolitics #Minnesota #Prostitution #RepublicansCaughtSexing #TuckersBalls

Tesla Cybertruck Deliveries Paused Because Losing Sharp Metal Body Panels On The Road Is Bad Or Something.
Large boomerang-shaped pieces of stainless steel flying off Teslas at highway speeds means delivery of incel caminos in US postponed.
PS: The Tesla Cybertruck sucks.
Read More: https://www.jalopnik.com/1811333/tesla-cybertruck-deliveries-paused-reason/
#Tesla #Cybertruck #Swasticar #IncelCamino #TuckersBalls

@Fragglemuppet
🥥 Eye post this image anytime someone on teh internet requests a cheering up.
It's a rainbow unicorn butterfly kitten.
Eye'm pretty sure there's some glitter somewhere in the image also.
The caption reads, "Because sometimes, you need a rainbow butterfly unicorn kitten." 🥥

@BrodieOnLinux
Somebody needs to tell this to the USA and the Trump regime.

@SurrealSeal @KimPerales
Ukraine President Zelensky deserves to be treated as a hero and as an exemplar of heroic leadership.
Convicted felon US head of state Trump deserves to be treated as a liar, a thief, a cheat, and a dung heap.
#USPolitics #InternationalPolitics #Ukraine #Zelensky #Trump #TuckersBalls

@liferstate @philip_cardella
🥥 Guillotines for billionaires, guillotines for peace. </Sarcasm?> 🥥

🥥 What to say when you contact your members of the US House and Senate:
"Hello, my name is [NAME] and I live in [TOWN, STATE].
I am a constituent.
I am urging the Senator/Representative to do X, because Y.
Thank you."
For a lot more helpful tips like this one, there's THIS article:
https://emilyinyourphone.substack.com/p/everything-you-need-to-know-about
🥥
#USPolitics #CallingCongress #Advocacy #TuckersBalls

🥥 Happy Not MY Presidents Day to all my fellow US-ians who celebrate it.
And greetings and salutations of the day to all the former US Presidents who are turning over in their graves today. 🥥
#USPolitics #PresidentsDay #NotMYPresidentsDay #TuckersBalls