Notices by Tuckers Nuts Resist😈! (jstatepost@mstdn.social), page 2

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye, for one, was told when Eye first moved to New York City, Mr Facts, that its original name was The Empire Strikes Back Building, but because it was so narrow, the entire name wouldn't fit on the facade, so they had to shorten it.
Do your own research, if you don't believe me. 🥥

@DemocracyMattersALot
🥥 Dear fellow US-ians:
Corporate media is NOT your friend.
Billionaires are NOT your friend.
Tech bros are NOT your friend.
Social media is NOT your friend.
Cars are NOT your friend.
Fast food is NOT your friend, nor is it food. 🥥#HardToSwallowFacts #LifeInTheseUntiedSnakes
#Media #SocialMedia #FastFood #PreciousBodilyFluids #TuckersBalls

🥥 Rebecca Solnit, writing for The Guardian, offers a biting take on how the US got where it is today:
"The endless memes of Trump as Rambo and rescuers and Jesus show how much the lost boys and Maga women want an authoritarian leader, and the fact they can make one out of the physically and mentally pathetic Trump is a testimony to the power of tech-fueled fantasy."
The rest of the article is equally perceptive.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/nov/07/us-progressive-election-trump-maga
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#ItHappenedHere #USPolitics #Election2024 #TuckersBalls

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 As with all averages, Mr Facts, half the parents are losing moar sleep than that!
A sobering low quality fact, sir. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye, for one, see what you're doing here, Mr Facts, and Eye approve of it. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye, Mr Facts, thought pitbulls only bit people in pits.
How wrong Eye was. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 As established by a thread on a previous LQF, Mr Facts, potatoes are imported from Mars by Elon Musk.
Is Magic Mike a Martian friend of Musk?
Eye just ask questions. 🥥

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye, for one, Mr Facts, can't say for sure whether Shakira's hips lie or tell the truth, but Eye can tell you that they exert a hypnotic power that clouds my mind. 🥥

🥥 Under McDonald's policies, convicted felon Trump doesn't qualify for a job there. Besides, they might fear that instead of asking customers if they want fries with that, he'd ask if they want to see his penis with that.
#USPolitics #Trump #McDonalds #CampaignStunt #TuckersBalls

@PDFlynn
🥥 "Intellectual heft," is doing a shit-ton of heavy lifting in this paragraph about Republican Christo-Fascists in suits who call themselves the, "New Right."
Their positions were more forthright in the original German. 🥥

🥥 Musk using tactics as dishonest as the UK's Brexit fiasco:
Josh Marshall at Talking Points Memo has been pursuing Elon Musk's funding of a political action committee run by a DC lawyer that may be violating election law.
The PAC runs a website made to look like an official Harris/Walz site that sends text messages not-so-subtly undermining the Democratic campaign.
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/elon-musks-fake-sites-and-texts-impersonating-the-harris-campaign
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#USPolitics #Election2024 #ElonMusk #DirtyTricks #Impersonation #DirtyTricks #TuckersBalls

@darnell
🥥 Darnell, if Democrats control the weather, why have no Republicans been struck by lightning, and how can Mar-A-Lago still be standing? 🥥

@cdarwin
🥥 God-bothering Bible-thumper of the House Mike Johnson (R-LA) doesn't care about YOUR suffering.
Why re-convene Congress for disaster aid?
He's got his hands full ushering in the return of his lard and savior Trump.
Remember, this is a guy who's been drooling over an extremist Xtian fascist state ever since he backed the January 6th insurrection. 🥥
#USPolitics #Election2024 #HurricaneRelief #FEMA #MikeJohnson #Seditionists #Insurrectionists #Fascists #TuckersBalls

@snaptophobic @jimalkhalili
🥥 And, if Eye may, Heather, use hashtags liberally and add #AltText to your images to give your posts greater reach and longevity on the Fediverse. 🥥

@GreenFire @NeonPurpleStar
🥥 Eye, for one, haven't blocked you yet, Kevin.
And may Eye pleez take this opportunity to assure you that Eye have no plans to do so. 🥥

@br00t4c
🥥 Is it just me, br00t4c, or has corporate media already memory-holed Wednesday's Jack Smith January 6th evidence? 🥥
#USPolitics #JackSmith #January6 #TrumpTrials #FascistTakeover #CorporateMedia #TuckersBalls

@Strandjunker
🥥 Thank YOU, Andrea, for putting into words the sentiment Eye felt about JD Vance putting eyeliner on Trump's outrageous lies in the debate last night.
PS: The Right has honed debating into a vehicle for efficiently cloaking lies with fake plausibility.
One learns nothing when one side's greatest skill is telling lies with a straight face. That is Vance's key job qualification for Veep. 🥥

@GossiTheDog
🥥 Pleez point me toward the $250k starting salary jobs, Kevin.
Eye've NEVER earned that much at a job. 🥥

@Green_Footballs
🥥 First Eye could no longer stand to hear the sound of Trump's voice, then Eye couldn't bear to read his drivel on social media.
When will Eye no longer be subjected to images of him in media?
May the day come soon please. 🥥
#USPolitics, #Election2024, #Trump,
#TuckersBalls

🥥 "Let’s face it: we can no longer call the majority of major news orgs 'mainstream.' Their bogus headlines, fear-mongering, and pro-Trump propaganda peddling has wreaked absolute havoc on our society, and I’m sick of it.

From now on, we will refer to them as 'corporate media.' "
-- Scott Dworkin
https://www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/time-to-stop-calling-them-mainstream
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#CorporateMedia, #ConvictedFelonTrump, #USPress, #USPolitics, #TuckersBalls