Notices by Tuckers Nuts Resist😈! (jstatepost@mstdn.social), page 3

🥥 Political cartoon by Canadian artist Michael de Adder of the Halifax Herald:
Convicted felon Donald Trump being spray-tanned and having his hair dyed by 2 people in hazmat suits. He wears his emblematic overly long red tie and has a large bandage on his ear. He is saying, "Kamala needs to figure out what colour she is." 🥥
https://nationalzero.com/2024/08/11/jaydee-still-weird/
#PoliticalCartoon, #USPolitics, #Election2024, #ConvictedFelonTrump, #KamalaHarris, #HarrisWalz, #JDVance, #SprayTan, #TuckersBalls

@jeffowski
🥥 Well as long as you don't drink Flavor Aide and don't want to father progeny with my significant others, Jeff, what do Eye have to do to be counted among your flock?
PS: Animal sacrifice and belief in things that don't exist are my other deal breakers. 🥥

@jeffowski
🥥 Now Eye REALLY am intrigued, Jeff! 🥥

@jeffowski
🥥 You're welcome, Jeff.
Can Eye pleez be excused from church on Sunday? 🥥

@jeffowski
🥥 Praise the good lard, Jeff, here's your AltText:
"Illustration of a king labeled ELON Musk that has fired a quiver of arrows at a wall and a peasant labeled WEIRD NERDS that is painting bull's-eyes around the king's arrows.
None of the arrows are near an actual target. They have just hit the wall at random locations."

@edzilla @lauren
🥥 Talk to a local high school student to learn more about this fascinating topic, and how it could save you beaucoup Ameros in cable or streaming fees.
Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. 🥥

@jeffowski
🥥 'A king labeled "Elon Musk" fired a quiver of arrows at a wall' scans a bit better, in my opinion, Jeff.
Love your church, BTW. 🥥

@silence7
🥥 JD Vance: "Cat ladies don't have a stake in the USA."
RFK Jr: "Hold my dead bear cub."
(The 2024 election in the US is becoming increasingly bizarre.) 🥥
#USPolitics, #Election2024, #RFKJr, #JDVance, #DeadBear,
#CatLadies, #TuckersBalls

@w7voa
🥥 Who else is ready to put money on RFKJr resurrecting his 2024 Presidential run after disclosing that he dumped a bear cub carcass in New York's Central Park?
Yup, me neither. 🥥
#USPolitics, #Election2024, #RFKJr, #BearCub, #CentralPark

@heidilifeldman
🥥 A modest goal of $1000 less than one week ago has grown steadily on Mastodon to an over $400,000 donation to Kamala Harris's campaign.
Big ups to Heidi Li Feldman for planting the seed.
And much love to all the people contributing or planning to do so.
Special gratitude to all the non-USA Mastodonians who have boosted posts about the drive to increase reach.
Click link to see us now: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/mastodon-for-harris
🥥
#Mastodon4Harris, #HeidiLiFeldman, #KamalaHarris, #TuckersBalls

@TonyStark
🥥 The right (and the press) is going after Presiden Biden because in reality he is an excellent -- but NOT -- perfect candidate.
There IS no perfect candidate.
The right historically picks on the weak, but after Karl Rove and Swift-Boating, their current tactic is to push over the biggest strongest domino hoping the rest will fall.
Don't fall for it.
Do be ridin' with Biden.
The stakes are too high to do otherwise. 🥥
#Election2024, #PresidentBiden, #USPolitics, #TuckersBalls

@ShredderLivesOn
🥥 Seriously, Shredder, how is it NOT immediately obvious to everyone that Nigel Farage is naught but a self-serving wanker? 🥥

@ShredderLivesOn
🥥 Probably not entirely accurate strictly speaking, but Farage certainly sounds to me like your version of Trump in the British isles.
Is Nigel a compulsive liar, a cheat, a narcissist, a sociopath, a buffoon, a bully, a fraud, a self-aggrandizing conman, as well as being a self-deluded fool? 🥥
#NigelFarage, #Trump, #BritishIsles, #PoliticsUK, #PoliticsUS, #Fascists, #Fools, #PoorChoices, #TuckersBalls

@rbreich
🥥 The stock buybacks initiated by Reagan in 1982 were a scam at the time and are now a toxic stream of filthy lucre coursing through the body politic and corrupting everything they touch. 🥥

@BeAware @AaronDavid
🥥 Yes, Eye intended "arena" in its meaning as a homonym for "stadium," BeAware.
Maybe Eye should have said "coliseumsm" since Eye go all the way back to 1949. 🥥

@BeAware @AaronDavid
🥥 Eye'm trying -- and failing -- to humbly accept this compliment, Be aware.
Unless, of course, it was intended for Aaron! 🥥

@AaronDavid
🥥 Eye've been impressing girls and the public at large with my mad skills in this arena since 1949, Aaron. 🥥

🥥 Biden campaign lists 78 "accomplishments" of convicted felon Trump -- one for each of his 78 years on earth -- to mark the insurrectionist, tax cheat, and rapist's Friday birthday.
Included: 34 felony convictions, multiple bankruptcies, urging Americans to inject themselves with bleach, and calling slain veterans suckers and losers -- among others.
https://www.rawstory.com/biden-trump-birthday/
🥥
#ConvictedFelonTrump, #TrumpBirthday, #WorldsBiggestLoser,
#PresidentialAccomplishments, #TuckersBalls

🥥 How to get me to follow you on Mastodon:

1) You follow me first
2) Eye like your avatar image, user name, or bio
3) Profit!!!!
Actually, #3 should be Eye like the stuff you post, favorite, boost, or comment on. 🥥
#Fediverse, #Mastodon, #Follow, #TuckersBalls

@inthehands
🥥 THAT'S some REALLY good shit, Paul! 🥥