Notices by JMcD (mcd1979@mastodon.social)

@jeffowski And once you have a billion dollars, the next question is how many licks of Trump’s ass does it take to keep it.

@benroyce That is also presuming we have an election and that the election is not rigged.

@bruces I think this data needs more context. How many deaths per year as a percentage of Tesla cars on the road? How does the data compare to other automobile manufacturers? Does the data vary by Tesla model?

@fesshole I know someone whose kids’ first names start with A, B. C, D, and E in order of birth.

@fesshole The first time Zi felt genuinely old is when I heard Pearl Jam on the oldies station

@fesshole We went on vacation and rented a house. I went to the bathroom and sat on the toilet, only to realize the window looked directly into the upstairs bedroom of the house next door. There were no curtains or blinds. I ended up getting some pillows to stuff in the window well.

@fesshole I had a police officer get behind me when I got on the highway one day. I was heading to my dad’s house about 10 miles away. It was no big deal when he was behind me on the highway or when we got off the same exit. My dad lived way in the back of the subdivision, with multiple turns. With each turn I got more paranoid. He followed me down my dad’s street and stopped in front of his house after I pulled into the driveway. Turns out, he was the neighbor’s son.

@fesshole I have a bright orange shirt that I once wore into Home Depot. Won’t make that mistake again.

@fesshole I guarantee you one of the contractors beat you to it.

@fesshole I thought “asked if I could take a look at her blocked poo pipe” was a euphemism.

@GottaLaff Guess he can no longer shoot someone on 5th Avenue and get away with it.

The guy in Home Alone 2 who tells Kevin where the hotel lobby is - 34 counts of falsifying business records

#comedytvormoviecharacterfelonies
#HashtagGames

@mcc https://youtu.be/wzR68Zq4-Rs?si=G50C9ieOGHuDY7Ck

@BethanyBlack Happy birthday! I’m not far behind you. I’ll be 45 in June.

@BethanyBlack Looks just like the void kitty my parents had.

@Gargron I never realized until now that Festivus is a contraction.

@Gargron That feeling of malaise when you realize another year has almost passed and we are entering another cold winter.