Notices by AN/CRM-114 (flyingsaceur@ioc.exchange)

@screwtape @synlogic when isn’t emacs the emacs of x for any value of x?

@synlogic @screwtape what’s the emacs? PlantUML is a bit too Borland

For a couple months now, Shazam has stopped recognizing songs. For years and years it was a parlor trick showing the possibilities of always-on magical services, and now it sits and spins on everything. I looked on the web to see if anyone else noticed this and got nothing but LLM generated numbered list slop

It’s the same with search engines and social media: the lights are on but nobody’s home.

@prahou @getimiskon @screwtape VALIS by Philip K. Dick

@djsundog Be the computer industry you want to be interested in what’s new from

@silverwizard Automate the grumbling too

@mcc waiting for the dub

@aliss They lost me when they disabled mods. I only got the game so I could play Hnefatafl

@silverwizard “Children I will turn this meeting around if you do not stick to the agenda”

@silverwizard I like meetings that are timely, informative, and brief. I only get 35 hours a week to get shit done, tops, so anyone trying to block out two hours to honk their own horn in my face sure feels like an assault on my livelihood

@silverwizard I have done this several times as a fancy “Don’t waste my motherfucking time” especially when someone wants to block out seven people for one hour to decide whether to let me do two hours of work

Has nobody done this?

@silverwizard I gotta try this. Any recommendations for a starter absinthe?

@clacke it was real, and it was spectacular

@clacke and they had a mutually recursive mispronunciation callback gag

@tk If you hate Homsar so much, why don’t you kill him?

@silverwizard @firefly_lightning Babe wake up new verse of “Hey Nineteen” just dropped

@jalefkowit
GEORGE: I figured it out, Jerry. I’m gonna survive a nuclear war.
JERRY: How do you figure that?
GEORGE: The Soviets have underground cities and factories! Factories! They think they can survive!
JERRY: You can’t take that seriously. These are nukes we’re talking about
GEORGE: But they think they can survive. If I don’t think I can survive, they have a strategic advantage
JERRY: That’s a bluff! You’re bluffing!
GEORGE: It’s not bluffing if you believe it

@requiem when will the RC2014 become the Z80 computer with the longest production run?

@wolf480pl @icedquinn hahaha infrastructure as code, most of the time spent in REST based stuff is waiting. I recently got a ten minute script down to 20 seconds with concurrent.futures in python. Everyone else wants to let it run for days with step functions