Notices by Ben Curthoys (bencurthoys@mastodon.social)

@hellomiakoda

@Benhm3 @sortova @pluralistic

But what if you replace the missing item with a sandbag that weighs exactly the same.

@fesshole typo in the last sentence - where the letters "or" are in the second word it should read "an".

School have once more sent me an email with a PDF attachment containing an image of a QR code they want me to scan to visit a URL.

@fesshole 69 dudes!

@fesshole If you're really us, what number are we thinking of?

@WarnerCrocker but they do?

@WarnerCrocker and of course you can trust Ol' Musky not to weaponise or monetise such a system. There's no way it could be used to selectively let sunlight through and heat parts of the sea to steer storms towards countries that hadn't paid him.

@bruces filling in for the Wild Man of Borneo?

@Gargron this is me right now.

Fuuuuuuuuck.

Threads hits new low.

@fesshole stick some sellotape on, then poke a pin through the sellotape. It won't pop and will leak very slowly.

@WarnerCrocker were they looking for fried chicken?

@bruces Have you tried this on the story about the bull in the drawing room?

@fesshole you're not even factoring in the %age alcohol? Amateur.

@andrewt it needs to be mounted on a central axel so that it can spin.

@TheDefiant604 @Unixbigot You might be as excited as I am about https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/blog/javascript-temporal-is-coming/

@fesshole Cake is also made with eggs. I feel like someone should tell Alvin.

@goatsarah remember when politicians resigned when they got caught cheating?

@GeofCox @david_chisnall @ChrisMayLA6

What's the very earliest order in your Amazon history?

I'll go first.