Notices by Large Format Projectionist (benhm3@mastodon.social)

@hellomiakoda @sortova @pluralistic

Heck yeah. What if we slice all the boxes in situ and pluck the treats out?

I think the world needs to impose a $1,000,000 tariff on all ICE exports.

@jalefkowit

I had the pleasure of working with a movie-projector maintenance expert in Fort Worth, TX who had a stutter. I was told by others that he worked alone because of it.

I absolutely hung out with him while he installed the Norelco 35/70 and I thought we had a great time. One of the smartest humans I've ever met. And I just waited for however long he needed. Funny guy, too.

Never regret patience and welcoming differences.

Remember the opening of the last act in "The Matrix"?

Tank: What do you need?
Neo: Guns. Lots of guns.

I do this every day: What do I need for <task>? Tools, lots of tools.

Speaker of the MN House of Representatoces Melissa Hortman has been assassinated in her home earlier this morning.

Today the conservos will be frightened by a very large peaceful gathering.

#InfoSec folks, a post saying attacking USB chargers can mod files on a locked smartphone, recommends phone-off during charging from random chargers.

Scare mongering?

I wouldn't plug into a charger I don't own even if it was an emergency.

"POTUS is considering..." means bidding is open. If you don't get the outcome you want, you know you were outbid.

@Nonilex

Whooping cough is so very much more serious than people imagine. Coughing until one vomits, bruises a rib, or damages the cartilage in the ribcage are just a hint of what's in store. Plus a permanent, non-productive cough for the real winners.

@inthehands

The Pinto thing was a pretty minor increased-risk, since the gas tank placement on rear-wheel drive econo cars of the day was pretty much identical, IIRC the fix was a single shield on a single bolt on the differential. So really, it's an Audi 5000 preview: nearly-non-existent engineering problem went viral.

Swastikars are different: They're not cheap anything, and the plutes that are trying to virtue-signal with them are pissed because the Nazi came out of the closet too soon

@inthehands

....because they have electrically-retracted exterior door handles and interior locks?

@inthehands

The Nazi would do that, only to the liberals owning, driving, riding, or standing near a Swastikar.

@cwebber

Time to implement the random calling/messaging idea from Doctorow’s Big Brother series.

Flood them with false positives.

@VeroniqueB99

I’d be reluctant to let the one on the left inside the house.

@TerryHancock

Graphite dust is conductive. Rubber eraser bits jam fan bearings.

@bicmay

Truly one of the most useful words in the English language. Second person ambiguous now has unspecified gender in addition to quantity. Perfect.

@cstross

While the word “ferrets” and the cartoon versions have huge comedic possibilities, the real thing is fuckin’ scary. If people knew about them, they wouldn’t be pets. (Their tenacity and willingness to attack creatures 100x their size are both legendary.)

@bmacDonald94

Way to go, Bill!!!

I love it, not only does Springsteen let the Harris campaign use his music at a rally…

…he performs it.

God I wish the Electoral College had a building we could burn down.

@inthehands

If you need one already made:
https://flagsforgood.com/products/new-minnesota-lgbtq-pride-flag

(We bought the double-sided, big one and it's really great.)

@selzero

I get the hands (fingers) and feet (toes) problem with AI images....but can't it figure out liquids and pouring?

So close, yet so far.