Dear US federal workers,
Thank you for what you do. Please do not take the buyout!
This is how they destroy the best of our country. If you leave, you won't be replaced, your team will get less done or do it less well. Eventually, the poor quality will be used to justify privatization. And regardless of whatever inefficiencies or idiosyncrasies your team currently suffers from, you are infinitely better than United Health Care or brits disaster of privatized sewage. Please stay!