Notices by David Zaslavsky (diazona@techhub.social)

Why is Billy the *one* person at that table wearing a shirt

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I don't like the sand dust. It's coarse and rough and irritating.

Much like this movie

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Hooray, the yeti learned the secret of getting cars to explode

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The yeti has much to teach us about grooming techniques

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I like* how nobody paid any attention to the two kids who fell over unconscious in the middle of the stampede

*the opposite of that

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I still have "Annoying person killed" unchecked on the bingo card even though every character who's appeared for more than like 10 seconds is annoying 😠

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@SRLevine in some sense I used to be a nuclear physicist

which really amounted to being a software developer lol

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This may be the most aggressively 80's movie we've done in a long time

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Great timing from the monster, you gotta admit #TeamMonster

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@hellomiakoda @Jennifer Same... TBH I almost wish I already weren't boycotting so many large retailers so I could make more of a contribution to some of these organized efforts 😂

@log oooh the 90's Muppets would have had a great take on Medusa's story

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No bingo for me sadly

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TBH I wouldn't mind if this movie is just repeatedly sending people to their deaths at the hands (eyes) of the Gorgon #TeamMonster

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@rallias There were three gorgons, but Medusa was the only one able to launch a successful solo career

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorgons

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Plex shows a pure black rectangle as the poster for The Gorgon

This is a level of ominous I have come to only expect from Godzilla

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Couldn't help but notice Teela is such a crack shot she killed a guy by shooting the one *next* to him

The anti-Stormtrooper

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I think we officially found another Star Wars Holiday Special-caliber train wreck https://xkcd.com/653/

(spaceship wreck?)

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@Lazarou No part of this movie understands proper timing

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@pixelpusher220 @LRRRonEarth A thousand light years is a long way for an invading force to travel, it's easy to misjudge and not pack enough snacks

@rysiek It's an extremely well-written report, too! Thanks for sharing.

(as other people have mentioned, I appreciate your measured response)