Notices by David Zaslavsky (diazona@techhub.social)

I still have "Annoying person killed" unchecked on the bingo card even though every character who's appeared for more than like 10 seconds is annoying 😠

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@SRLevine in some sense I used to be a nuclear physicist

which really amounted to being a software developer lol

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This may be the most aggressively 80's movie we've done in a long time

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Great timing from the monster, you gotta admit #TeamMonster

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@hellomiakoda @Jennifer Same... TBH I almost wish I already weren't boycotting so many large retailers so I could make more of a contribution to some of these organized efforts 😂

@log oooh the 90's Muppets would have had a great take on Medusa's story

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No bingo for me sadly

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TBH I wouldn't mind if this movie is just repeatedly sending people to their deaths at the hands (eyes) of the Gorgon #TeamMonster

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@rallias There were three gorgons, but Medusa was the only one able to launch a successful solo career

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorgons

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Plex shows a pure black rectangle as the poster for The Gorgon

This is a level of ominous I have come to only expect from Godzilla

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Couldn't help but notice Teela is such a crack shot she killed a guy by shooting the one *next* to him

The anti-Stormtrooper

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I think we officially found another Star Wars Holiday Special-caliber train wreck https://xkcd.com/653/

(spaceship wreck?)

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@Lazarou No part of this movie understands proper timing

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@pixelpusher220 @LRRRonEarth A thousand light years is a long way for an invading force to travel, it's easy to misjudge and not pack enough snacks

@rysiek It's an extremely well-written report, too! Thanks for sharing.

(as other people have mentioned, I appreciate your measured response)

@homelessjun You'd have to look past the obvious piece of evidence that she claims to be from Mars (and speaks perfect English so one would assume she knows what Mars is)

but otherwise idk

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@Taweret Choose-your-own-adventure plot summary:

"For some unknown reason, the men on Mars are dying."

1. THE END
2. #Monsterdon

"Its title character, which is ''a man in a gorilla suit wearing what looks like a diving helmet sprouting TV antennae', was given the Most Ridiculous Monster in Screen History award in The Golden Turkey Awards."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot_Monster for #Monsterdon ? @Taweret But it would have to be when people are in the mood for an *extremely* bad movie

Special shoutout to @Taweret and #Monsterdon for inspiring this whole thing

THROUGH NO FAULT OF THEIR OWN

I can't stress that enough

#StarWarsHolidaySpecial #Chewbaccadon

Only 20 minutes left! We're on the home stretch!

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