Notices by Bluedepth (bluedepth@mastodon.social)

Google is desperate for #Gemini3 uptake. Have a discount, share it with five other people! Please! We made this fountain of heroin for you all! Why won’t you suckle at our scabrous leperous teat… please!

I wish bankruptcy for #Google. I wish bankruptcy for #Alphabet.

I wish for them to die in a hot fire while we celebrate the flames. When the burn is done, we’ll extinguish the last embers with a stream of urine. Be gone, Google. We banish you.

#monsterdon Every time we have this beautiful moment together, I imagine someone deep in the innards of Tubi going "WHAT THE EVERLOVING HELL…” as hundreds of identical streams for a 1954 movie all start at the same exact time. LOL.

#monsterdon Tonight we are watching Creature from the Black Lagoon. If you don't want to see a giant pile of toots, mute the hashtag, or, JOIN US. Tubi's got it, it's free, little to no triggers.

#monsterdon OMG... Its Withers!!! #bg3

#monsterdon Emil needs a flea dip and to have his murder mittens trimmed.

#monsterdon And suddenly, DOINK. Vampire. Total Hammer.

#monsterdon So much raspberry sauce! WOW!

@Taweret Here's the #DDD for this movie. It's gonna be horror, so make the proper decisions for you! We dont want anyone squicked out. This is meant to be for fun! https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/10506 Maximum Overdrive (Movie, 1986) - DoesTheDogDie.com

#monsterdon We have a problem with basic radiation, physics, and logic. The x-ray eyes don’t emit X-Rays, surely. Because that's the path to #MeltySpock and none of us want that, again. But okay, perhaps just leave the X-Ray emitter just running and you use your fancy eyes for that? Senior Shitzfurbrains.

#monsterdon I'm coming along! LOL! Wheee!

#Monsterdon like a big happy hug! Thank you @Taweret for a lovely joyful and funny trip into my core cinematic roots. That dimple will have a starring role in my dreams tonight. ;)

#monsterdon Okay, Tits and Ass? This is some high-quality cinema baby!

#monsterdon Medusas blood is Pomodoro sauce. It's really quite good, lots of basil, very tasty.

#monsterdon Yeah yeah yeah, I was on my way already. Stupid dead-people fog. It’s everywhere man, and it gets into everything. I smell like a frikken Subway Sandwich Shop, like all the time. Got a coin? Yup... okay, fare paid, lets push off. Salmonella ain't no joke, yo.

#monsterdon It's not what you thought it was. It's a nudist resort! Golden Showers! Horses! Young Boys in Loincloths. ooops, we found some clothes after all.

#monsterdon Always remember, the Olympian pantheon was all about tit-for-tat. Build us shacks and we'll probably not kill you. Maaaaybe.

#monsterdon Laurence Olivier has some of the best lines as Zeus. A tired old fuddy Zeus... full of scene chewing glower. God I'm here for it!

#monsterdon I've traded a dusty film about wahever it was for a cat on my chest. LOL!

#monsterdon Looks like someone got her the morphine, the ice cream, and the clicker. There, now finally take a nap! Like the rest of us!

#monsterdon This isn't a movie, this is a film studies art project where nobody cared and in the last ten minutes someone threw a box of D-cells at the ladies and said “record your best foley, I guess..." and chucked the final result.