Notices by Bluedepth (bluedepth@mastodon.social)

#monsterdon Have the pearls, but please do not distrub her funerary salad.

#monsterdon The foley guy also was blackmailing the director.

#monsterdon There is a significant amount of asscheek on display. So much so you sort of want to tickle the television...

#monsterdon The clan chief went to the William Shatner School of Acting. SO MANY COMMAS, SO DRAMA.

#monsterdon DO NOT TOUCH IT. Do you hear me, filthy British Library! You have taken everything else, but this, you leave this alone! Go back to Cornwall and TAKE YOUR KIPPERS!

#monsterdon Here's some feminine products, smile and just wander off. Pray I don't hand you more feminine products.

#monsterdon A little fun fact, Diatomaceous Earth is fantastic for gardens, it is a nightmare for slugs and snails to traverse over.

#monsterdon None of them ever went to church, because in this town, God was just too busy damning everything.

#monsterdon Wait until the slugs find the meth lab in the basement...

#monsterdon GenX kids. Hee hee, it's us. All of our awful upbringing and rotten parents. It's probably the only wholesome part of this movie.

#Monsterdon Johnny! You gobbled the entire bowl of Quaaludes! Paging Prince Valium.

#Monsterdon I believe the good doctor has a mood disorder.

@david @darren @HistoPol I can see that too. But in a certain small way we’re kicking the tires of this very argument. Like mastodon.lol instance shutdown. People learned about it, and immediately there was a flood from the Fediverse helper account folks on how to shift instances and instance admins started hawking room for the refugees. So in a way, what that was could be construed as training wheels for any negative impact from Meta. The Fediverse is surprisingly resilient, IMHO. :)

#Monsterdon Flaming is his love language.

#Monsterdon This is how you catch a terrible case of adventurer. Just leave the ports open. Lazy. So lazy. Now you’ve got adventurers loose inside. This never ends well.

#Monsterdon We have Wilhelm Scream!

#Monsterdon GenX is triggered by quicksand. We always expected it, and never found any.

#Monsterdon Harry, you’re a knockoff Luke Skywalker.

#Monsterdon it’s not lava, it’s piping hot lube. Okay.

#Monsterdon finally! Someone thinks to use a basic sheet to get advantage. This is finally a smart bit of melee celluloid. My respect is cheap.