Notices by nev (nev@bananachips.club)

@strdst this needs the doctor who theme over it or something

remember that time a north african merchant(?) named constantine was in italy and a guy in the hostel was sick and they called a doctor and constantine was like "uhh aren't you gonna take a urine sample" and the doctor was like "a what" and constantine was like "…" and the doctor was like "…" and then constantine africanus moved to the monastery of monte cassino and spent the rest of his life translating arabic medical texts into latin,

because i think about this probably every single week

more: https://constantinusafricanus.com/2017/12/22/ego-constantinus-africanus-montis-cassinensis-monacus/ 🐘

I need to go put my laundry in the dryer so I'll miss the start of #Monsterdon. I am pretty sure I'm not missing anything important…right?

Tuned in at "Our honeymoon was getting a little dull anyway." This couple was probably never going to last.

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"I care about you. And bats."

Actual Laughter Was Produced

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BTW, you all owe it to yourselves to listen to the Ologies episodes about bats with Merlin Tuttle: https://www.alieward.com/ologies/chiropterology

#Monsterdon #bats

@etherdiver personally I've found that after a while Spotify just kept recommending the same stuff to me.

I have switched to community/public radio (KEXP, KCRW, WFMU, etc.) and discovered a bunch of new artists!

moon caterpillar, weird mushrooms, crystal things, this shit is fire

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oh man that X-ray skeleton effect was GREAT

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"I wish they'd stay off the words with 'e's in them."

PAGING OULIPO.SOCIAL

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Okay the glowing starry crystal thing is cool

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Sir you just lost all your money in boots, I do NOT trust your business sense

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i would watch an adaptation of the phone book if harryhausen did the sfx

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I want to get married, but my fiancé (30M) keeps stringing me (25F) along because of his financial problems and ill thought-out business schemes. Is this a bad idea? (self.relationships)

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"Tell me of war."

That's when I would be like "yeahhhh no. You're getting a 3 hour lecture about world cuisines"

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Jules Verne-ass spaceship

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GET 'EM, WEEVILS

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *holds down h key, fucks off into the sea*

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well that was a chilling fucking ending

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Went to get myself a bowl of ice cream, they're still not on the goddamn moon

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