Notices by Zappes (zappes@mastodon.online)

@seism0saurus @GreenSkyOverMe Meine Eltern wollten sich Photovoltaik aufs Dach bauen, aber die Schwurblernachbarin hat sie so lange wegen der gefährlichen Strahlen genervt, bis sie den Plan aufgegeben haben. Nicht, dass sie den Blödsinn geglaubt hätten, aber sie wollten endlich ihre Ruhe vor der Trulla haben…

@kaia Fallout 76 was, as far as I'm aware of, the only title of the series I didn't play. Why the hell would I want to interact with PEOPLE when gaming? I do that during work hours. Don't want that in the wasteland.

@kaia Perhaps they could make it look less like Brandenburg in the fall. I'd like it then.

@kaia You establish a SAFe project structure, thus making sure that the actual coding will be pushed back by meetings until the original problem has been solved in some other way.

@kaia "Normal" is a euphemism for "boring AF" that was invented by boring people.

@GreenSkyOverMe ABAP Vista

@kaia Och, GenX im Freien steht dem in nichts nach...

https://www.reddit.com/r/ichbin40undSchwurbler/comments/1kfxvim/staatsfeind_nr1/

@lanodan @kaia According to that information, the installation of glass slabs in lieu of stairs at your house seems highly optional. In that scenario, I recommend not doing that.

@lanodan @kaia I personally have the very effective approach of simply not having any house guests at all, so I am aware of this not being _the best_ solution to that specific problem. But it seems to be one of very few problems for which this is a solution _at all_. :)

@kaia While it's impractical according to *checks notes* every single other metric on earth, it it is probably great at keeping house guests out of your bedroom.

@GreenSkyOverMe Für die, die in diesem Jahr Abi machen, wird die Studienplatzsuche dann wohl etwas weniger nervig. :)

@kaia That would have been very helpful in my dating days... But that was the 1990s, and the other dudes would probably have kept on telling me that only wimps respect that. Ah, peer pressure. That's almost as much fun as root canal drilling. 😕

I can't say how happy I am to be "off the market" since 2003. I would rather become a hermit in outer Mongolia than ever doing that dating thing again.

@kaia That must be so irritating... Yet, I do have to confess having been on the other side quite often.

Not because I wanted to creep somebody out, but trying to convince myself to speak to that person. I will dare that any second now. When she's not dancing anymore. Nah, she's talking to her friend, don't want to disturb. Any second now... Oh crap, she's left. :(

Still, I fully see how evil, albeit unwillingly, that was. Sorry, girls, really.

@kaia If you attach a weight, it gets longer.

@schratze Absolutely. This thing should not exist, or at least it should not be an absolutely necessity to own it...

@kaia The amount of stupidity is mindboggling, even when considering that this was in the USA.

@kaia Du unterrichtest aber auch nicht Geschichte und hast einen bekannten Fetisch für das Nazireich. :)

(Ich hätte es btw auch nicht gewusst)

@kaia Looks like a rather typical german bathroom from the late 1970s or early 1980s to me... What is the special thing that I'm missing?

@kaia Wow, now I really want to ravage that... No, no, not the young lady, she is safe - but the snack should better stay far away from me or dirty things will happen.

@kaia I highly recommend booking a BPMN course. You'll be the hero of the team if you are able to model and actually understand business processes instead of just stumbling thorough your day. :)