Notices by Matthew (mrblissett@mastodon.social)

@eff

Yes. Once, I sniffed my fingers a couple times and I got served an ad for nail fungus meds.

#brainfog treatments like BrainGain ®️ contain luteolin - a naturally occurring chemical in olive oil, oregano, parsley, rosemary, thyme, and green pepper.
It's also in artichoke, celery, broccoli, carrots, navel oranges, dandelion, chamomile tea, and peppermint.

This organic compound treats sufferers of #mastcellactivation #chronicfatiguesyndrome and #alzheimers by blocking malignant cells attacking the nervous system.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8250989/

@bmacDonald94

At their core, religions are about gaslighting the finality of death.

@adamconover
Put that mug on a mug!

@ATLeagle

They didn't bite with Mr Boot-On-Head

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermin_Supreme

@TheBreadmonkey

@ATLeagle

First, we need to eliminate the electoral college and first-past-the-post

@TheBreadmonkey

@TheBreadmonkey

COUNT BINFACE

@adamconover

Way to go! So glad to hear the Alma commercial!

@adamconover
For whatever reason,
"Fuck" wasn't bleeped at 07:30

@adamconover

Don't act surprised! Here's you as a bunny with an accent acting surprised!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdE7IAmvrm4&t=100

@Gargron

I have to play loose word association games:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gvkMyy2sbk

@BeAware

I think you're allowed to set boundaries.

@ml @corruptian

@adamconover
Sherwood Forest landed on us!

@adamconover
Already next in my player!

@adamconover
There is a biological process called the HPA axis, which controls the body's craving for and response to glucose. H for hypothalmus, P is pituitary, and A is adrenal.

Through **no fault** of their own, people afflicted with a malfunctioning HPA axis will stay obese. Weight is not a matter of will power - diet and exercise alone will not control the hormonal disregulation responsible.

Here's the #findmydevice opt out link
https://www.google.com/android/find/settings/fmdn

I also turned off Find My Device under Google Services, in my phone's settings.

@anildash @KimSJ
The White House could host its own

@georgetakei
and Prosper!

@adamconover
Latest Factually is up!

@georgetakei
Is it about to get ironic?