Notices by Hombre Lego Mexicano (grandtheftautism@freespeechextremist.com), page 3
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@feralphilosophernc @Humpleupagus write in "Steamboat Willie" in 2024
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@Humpleupagus omg why ;_;
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@p @leyonhjelm I remember hiding passwords in the plastic sleeve of the game, then renting them again the next week and picking up where I left off.
We rented this particular game so many times my parents could have afforded to buy it for me, but my mom Did Not Approve of video games, so my dad stepped in and would rent us stuff just so we would leave them alone.
The joke was in her though, once I saved enough money to buy a Sega genesis, she got addicted to one of the free games that came with it, called Zoom, and would play every day for a few minutes before work. I remember my dad playing Duck Hunt with us on the Nintendo too.
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@dnc lol best post ever
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@p @leyonhjelm now this is a fun contest
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@p oh man, it was so fun. Probably went on into the 1990s. I remember KMET switched from Rock to talk radio somewhere in there, but they still did the simulcast. Then Disney bought it, and it was over.
I'll never forget how they renamed all the marching bands too. "Here comes the South Dakota Hog Swaddlers playing their version of...Metallica! Gosh, Metallica is certainly popular with marching bands these days, aren't they?"
And somehow, without saying a single swear word, they managed to imply that all the horse groups were having sex with their horses. It was magical.
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@p oic. Because I was thinking, you could save them all this year in a special folder, instead of looking them up, which would be even easier. Then, close to Christmas, you could have a "naughty or nice?" thread, and post the reports for people who ask, and a picture of Santa Claws from Futurama for all the NAUGHTY people, and a "no records found" and a Norman Rockwell or Coca-Cola style Santa for the NICE crowd. Of course you could redact or omit any data you chose.
Honestly idk why I keep thinking up more work for you to do, you do enough already. But these things keep popping into my head, so I figured I'd share. Plus I have no idea what's doable, how much it would cost, how much time it would take, or whether it would be an epic hellthread or a tumbleweed factory. Anyhoo it might be neat for next Christmas
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@p do you remember, back in the day, probably 1984-ish, when KMET would have a Rose Parade simulcast, and Frazier Smith and Peter Tilden would make fun of the Rose Parade for 2 straight hours and play Metallica over all the matching bands? He'd have Wolfy down reporting on the Parade route, voice over all the Rose Queens saying stuff like "I want to marry a rich guy, have an ugly child by him, get the kid a nose job just like mine, divorce him, and take away everything he loves?"
Maybe being in Pasadena, you were too busy helping out with the Parade, or your parents held it as too sacred for such mockery. But those were some of the happiest memories from my childhood, listening to the simulcast and watching the Parade, laughing my ass off with good ole Mom and Dad. Fun times
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@p would it be very difficult or expensive to look up user's rap sheets of reports from other instances, and would it help on difficulty/cost to limit the search to the last calendar year?
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@Humpleupagus @Eiregoat @tyler @Royper lol wtf
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@tyler @Humpleupagus @Eiregoat @Royper you say that like your dad gave you sexy spankings as a child. Did you get a lil boner when daddy whupped you?
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@Jdogg247 I've got popcorn, a sandwich plate, fudge stripe cookies, Mike and Ikes, Nerds, and a fuckton of sodas. My wife has to work :/ and old people enjoy dying on NYE, so she's probably got a busy night ahead of her and will come home grumpy with a Grim Reaper following behind her shoulder
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@DiamondMind @Jdogg247 @thebitchisback oh yeah, I saw that, on Minutes of Horror on youtube. It was on a Qantas flight. He tried to kiss the first flight attendant, so the second one shoved her little flashlight right in his face and started screaming at him in Australian. Then the other passengers wrestled him down and sat on him. It was HILARIOUS.
Minutes of Horror on youtube, for all the freshest plane freakout news. The guy thinks it's demons or mind control devices working on their brainwaves, and he never misses a freakout story. Love that guy.
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@Senator_Armstrong @ChristopherBRobin @Humpleupagus @n3f_X all my neighbors are the filthiest, most annoying bastards alive. I went out in the yard the other day, and there was a mangy clump of black hair lying on the ground right next to a broom. I could see the nits in the hair from 10 paces. Fucking wetbacks man.
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@p @jeffcliff @lanodan I can't remember if I read it or not, which probably means I saw the movie but didn't read the book. I'll have to fix that.
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@p @ArmadilloRancher @DutchBoomerMan @FortyTwo @Jojothegoodperson @Jonny @MisterRogersSnapped @PeachySummer @Red_Hat @feralphilosophernc only Cindy. She was a priceless angel. I miss her
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@Jonny @ArmadilloRancher @DutchBoomerMan @FortyTwo @MisterRogersSnapped @PeachySummer @Red_Hat @feralphilosophernc @Jojothegoodperson @p and another shameless bump
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@Jonny @ArmadilloRancher @DutchBoomerMan @FortyTwo @MisterRogersSnapped @PeachySummer @Red_Hat @feralphilosophernc @Jojothegoodperson @p a little shameless bump here
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@MisterRogersSnapped @Jonny @ArmadilloRancher @DutchBoomerMan @PeachySummer @Red_Hat @feralphilosophernc I'm writing a special New Year's story for y'all, about the first time I got drunk. Hope I can finish it before midnight pat. Ima tag a couple extra people in so they can see it too.
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@mrsaturday @Humpleupagus the secret of good music
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