Notices by The Duke of Fall :d6: (valthonis@dice.camp)

Y'all MFers gleefully wheeled the horse inside the walls while patting yourself on the back for spiting everyone who told you it would end badly for Troy.

Apple News seems very convinced that I am a conservative white man over 55 years of age and for some reason obsessed with my muscle mass.

Wrong on all counts. Personalized ads are kinda crap when your categorization is that bad.

Tabletop game conventions are great, but they're always also a disheartening reminder of just how much of a monolithic D&D monoculture there is in our hobby.

Looking at finding new folks to play video games with at 44 has me about as rattled as I would be about trying to date again at 44.

@mekkaokereke @blogdiva Thriller's power was in its music video production. Michael's talents as a performer were better shown off in Billie Jean, imo.

@mcc I was force-fed Oracle early in my career via a founder who thought they knew best, even if it meant overpaying for a self-hosted pain-in-the-arse DBMS.

I have spent the 15 years since avoiding anything they touch like it's radioactive. 'Cause it kinda is.

Snoop Dogg is out here living life like he completed the main story quest and is now knocking out the wacky and fun DLC content.

At 43, I can't roll into GMing a game on just Jolt and Doritos anymore…

Which is patently bullshit, if you ask me. #ttrpg

The road to hell is paved with replies of “you're overreacting.”

When you make a character who is basically Gestapo Pope, you give them a suitable name... like Cengo Pale.

In related news, Cengo Pale is now the Aqori Ediqtor of the Faith. Head of their theological council, the Lyria, and chief of their religious police.

He is not a nice person.

@NaClKnight Premise: six high school girls try out ice hockey on a lark and fall in love with the game, join a rec league and fight their way to a meaningful team victory.

Execution: Story is entirely cookie-cutter. You could swap out ice hockey and slot in *any* sport and the story still functions without adjustment. It ended up being "a sports anime about ice hockey," but not an “ice hockey anime" in the same way that, e.g., Haikyu!! is a "volleyball anime.”

@NaClKnight Yes.

PuraOre! Pride of Orange. The hockey anime.

Hot take: Detroit fixed Chicago style pizza.

Yeah, I said it. 🍕

Asked my son today what it was like living next to an protester-occupied lecture hall. He said “not bad, actually. They're better neighbors than the cops.”

A bunch of horny plants get all freaky, and suddenly I'm fighting off a biological attack.

#allergies

This is the future conservatives want:

After a year and a half on the Fedi,
I can honestly say that if you cannot be arsed to give your image posts alt text for our vision impaired siblings, you shouldn't be posting images.

Seriously: I am strategically lazy, and if I can give a damn about writing a description for each of my images then so can you.

Consider it part of the choice to post an image and behave accordingly.

The primary *and* secondary market for college textbooks (particularly hardcovers) are so ravenously exploitative on cost that it makes any hope I'd have of buying some for my own self-study disappointingly dim.

HP is corporatus non grata.

https://www.pcworld.com/article/2216875/hp-ceo-says-the-quiet-part-out-loud-make-printing-a-subscription.html