Notices by Bob Blaskiewicz 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇬🇱 (rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.social)

@inthehands Legislator contacted. Am now going to start day drinking.

@georgetakei Or, if you're Hegseth, raise a glass to the staffer.

@evan Turns out I was in there.

So when Kash Patel drinks, do his eyes straighten, or are they always like that because he's always cross-eyed drunk?

@inthehands What tripe.

Cancelled my recurring payment to propublica. You get to tell them why, and I said I'd return when they came to terms with their writers' union.

@jeridansky I love this! There are no plans to preserve it?

@jeridansky Are you in San Francisco? He worked with the Ravenna Mosaic company of St Louis. I curated their corporate records in grad school. What I'm saying is I was surprised to see Bufano's name in my timeline. :)

@selzero Theologians can be real intellectuals. Just saying. Chiropractors are still there. Beat up the chiros.

@georgetakei

I'm working the election in NJ tomorrow. Woot!

This is last night's on-stage mascot, who Eve named "Fluffy." Please remember that I shared the stage with a past president of numerous vertebrate paleontology societies.

@fesshole Are fesshole submissions admissable in court? Asking for a friend.

Went to the store to pick up my Adderall prescription and some allergy meds for Eve. The transaction was done in two parts. First the Adderall. The guy at the counter asked me for my date of birth and fetched the script. I paid, and he got the Zyrtec. "Can I see a driver's license?" he asked.

"Hold on," I said. "I literally just bought amphetamines and you asked for less ID." We both laughed at how absurd the world is.

Anyway, I'm off to make some meth.

Based on the wheezing coming from the front of the rail car, I suspect I am aboard Amtrak's famed Tuberculosis Express.

Humorous(?) exchange in class:

Me: "...and Trump asked for advice about whether to invoke the Insurrection Act."

Student A: "What's the Insurrection Act?"

Me: "Well, it's meant to put down a violent uprising and gives the president the power to turn the military on civilians."

Student A looks confused.

Student B: "Like in Star Wars."

Student A: "Oh shit!"

My roommate bought me something to complete the look my ophthalmologist started.

Well, sweet Jesus.

https://apnews.com/article/trump-legal-aid-unaccompanied-children-immigration-court-5b5573cc022ebfdf8dc6b961bfcc0768

I've decided that if the gummint is gonna tell us we can't talk about race, goddamn it, we're gonna fucking read your batshit executive orders and goofball memos in class. Surely THOSE aren't racist and you could not POSSIBLY demonstrate yourself to be an instrument of white supremacy.

Trump's blaming DEI for the crash really should be a "have you no decency" type moment.

@ct_bergstrom What, is this like Twat Glastonbury?