Notices by kel (kel@mastodon.online)

@HauntedOwlbear

Absolutely a ban list offence, they would not be keeping my custom for very long at all! Bastards!

Raise hell and get it back?

@botvolution

Monome Ansible and Grid running Kria is still my favourite sequencer of all time 👍

Teletype is fun and very useful, but I never gelled with it the way I thought I would!

@botvolution

p.s. Teletype is available in VCVRack if you want to give it a whirl before going to the trouble of building it

https://library.vcvrack.com/monome/teletype

@chris @jp

I liked Safari too, but mostly because of the rather handy integrations with the rest of the Operating System!

EDIT:

Note the use of the PAST tense 😆

@chris

Nope, of course I get these things, but just sort them out myself!

There is a General Practice building, but it's:

Me: My arm hurts

GP: Okay let's take your blood pressure

Me: 😳 What's that got to do with my arm?

GP: I really think you should be taking statins

Me: But what about my arm

GP: It's not bad enough that we can do anything about it, let us know if it gets any worse,... about those statins

SO I just fix stuff myself looking online for possible answers and home remedies

@chris

That's the trade off huh!

I rent and have no healthcare, there is the possibility of going to Accident and Emergency if something really bad happens - which is to be thankful for!

@chris

If I was working I would totally have this setup for sure!

@chris

Sorry... I was making fun of all the tracking

@chris

Amazing

- it's practically impossible to count all the people in the room with you 🤣

@chris

I am not counting days, but I think this is day 5 for me? Maybe 6?

It's definitely not the right time, but that probably means it *is* the right time - if that makes any sense

CBD has come around again! That';s helping without getting intoxicated!

It's #303Day so......

I don't normally do this kind of thing, but of course back in the day I learned 'how to' as we all did?

I made this one available on Bandcamp, as always I am very grateful for any purchases, but this one is pay what you want or just take it for free!

Enjoy ❤️

#303Day #Acid #Electronic #Music

https://kelaudio.bandcamp.com/album/303-deity

@chris

Also just installed!

Got this:

You may see a warning that “some of Firefox’s security features may offer less protection on your current operating system”.

But don't understand the answer, can this be applied verbatim?

You might need to scroll down!

https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/install-firefox-linux?as=u

Still looking for some *safe* work I can do!

It's been 5 years since I had anything stable.

MSc Computer Science. I have 30 years web dev / design experience. I can usually pick up anything quickly and do really well with it. I can write. I can proof. I am good at tracking down bugs. I even know a bit about old stuff like Fortran, and Turbo Pascal - I learned strongly typed! Kept up with recent reactive stuff and can Next JS, Vue JS, etc. got data TX chops, Z39.50, OAI-PMH, etc.

Cont.

@chris

Yeah, this whole de-Appleing experiment is teaching me so much about how Apple work, about how sneaky and creepy they really are.

They are just as bad as anyone else, if not worse because they make you feel like they care.

They don't!

Note:

If you remove your sim card from your iPhone and turn wifi off:

Apple are silently turnin wifi back on if you happen to select *anything* that needs connectivity.

This is not what I was expecting.

Not cool Apple, but as always,you punch me in the face, I remove more of your options to stalk me you creepy fucks!

Wifi settings deleted!

Apple are NOT your friend!

@m2m

It's so @chris
can send me his old one 🤣

@chris

Bad decisions are okay, it's the absolutely catastrophic ones with lifelong consequences you have to watch out for.

Just had an email from yet another web dev burn victim!

This one is bad, thousands of £££ and they have nothing to show for it after the guy who was doing the so-called work disappeared.

Thousands of £££

Why do all the shit stains get the work?

I have *never* treated anyone like that! Never!!!! Not even when they have been absolutely horrific towards me - I have still just said “okay, no problem, here’s your stuff. Good luck!”

Why! Why does the world reward cunts and punish good people?

My phone is pining relentlessly with notifications from banks and eBay trying to verify each other...

There is this relentless pressure from eBay to push me into letting them have absolute control over my bank account with Trustly 🤮

Finally managed to get them to confirm via micropayments,they are going to drag this out another week.

They are the worst sticky stinky kind of dog shit!

Anyone working for eBay is a soul dead shit!

@jp

not if you paid me!

Well,if it was a lot I might, but would instantly sell it and buy something decent 👍