Notices by Kirino Kousaka (kirino@seal.cafe), page 15

Will never have gf, maybe end it all here today :marseygunshotsuicide:

I’m trying but am very awkward!!

Except crippling anxiety even when talking to co-workers, so not that easy

For you :blobcatcomfangery:

I don’t drink or do drugs, and if it could be solved by cognitive exposure therapy then you’d assume in all my years of life it would have gone by now, right?

Kills braincells and me value my shmarts >:D

Me being on a website doesn’t affect my physical presence. I go out multiple times a week, speak to people etc.

Most women where I live are in relationships or kind of gross me out ;-;

LEMME GET TO THAT POINT FIRSHT!!! >:O

MOVIE!!!! >:D

MOVIE!!! >:O

IF SHE DON’T WANNA WATCH A MOVIE THEN RIP ON IT AFTERWARDS THEN SHE IS NOT THE ONE >:O

You don’t know how a movie date works obviously!!!

You watch the movie and THEN you talk about it! Maybe over coffee or dinner!

It gives you both something to talk about >:O but you wouldn’t get it because you’re just a stinky!!!!

Nuh uh because if having good time it won’t be too long! All your advice sounds like stinki hook-up crap that I’ve heard a BILLION time >:O

I don’t want sex!!

Oh yeah, that’s easy to do. Just gotta batman that shit, right?

“You’re not using fedi in the way i do so you’re using it WRONG! I DON’T CARE IF YOUR INSTANCE WORKS FOR YOU, I HAVE THE BIGGEST ONE WHICH I CAN’T AFFORD SO I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING”

lmao

:O choccu milkshake hacks even i didn’t know about!!!! :choccu: :blobcatcomfsip:

Nigga, i fr thought they were just troon coders lmao

This nigga can’t visualize a world without constant Wired connection