Notices by a libi rose (rose_alibi@post.lurk.org), page 2

of all the tech jargon-y habits i hate, i think i hate the replace-middle-of-word-with-number-representing-missing-letters thing the most.

today's silliness: barbed speaker wire. Dial M for Murder, audio via telephone over barbed wire fence

glad i never got that mozilla fellowship i applied for so i don't have to explain that it was before all the nonsense

whyyyy does my email think i want confetti to pop up around words like "congratulations"

who asked for this? i just wanna talk

@inquiline @darius same, but not consistently for some reason? i disabled every goddamn auto-fill auto-complete predictive text whatever there was available to disable and STILL it does this shit. it also refuses to lowercase my name consistently.

@inquiline @darius like my dudes email is work shit why are you trying to fun up work shit

@roadriverrail wow. just... wow. for some reason that makes me think of the Patton Oswalt bit about people with good intentions but the wrong vocabulary vs. people with bad intentions who know all the right words

the spouse did an implicit bias training today. the trainers asked the attendees to come up with back stories for people based on 4 pictures of folks of different skin color and implied class (clothing, visible hygiene). spouse, being spouse, thought they were sus and said he didn't think they had backstories because they looked like they were AI generated. trainers admitted they were. spouse then asked what prompts were used to generate the images. trainers were flummoxed. everyone got a training about implicit bias, but not the one they were expecting. I'm so proud.

it's such a bummer when really beautiful graffiti gets covered in gray and beige

@darius oh no ew

@darius what are they supposed to be????

@NanoRaptor i have only ever used it literally or sarcastically to mean "not at all famous" or "that is some hipster bullshit". but also only ever seen/heard "big in Japan" not "famous in Japan"

@MLE_online that radio 👀

@liza do you drink? because the only thing i know to do with them is pit them and infuse whiskey. or put them in a coffee cake i guess...

@ntnsndr both giving me more work and raising my cortisol

@JeffC1956 @ntnsndr more like - they don't enable me to do anything, they just annoy me and waste my time and get in the way of what I was trying to do.

@JeffC1956 @ntnsndr you do you. i've mostly found it invasive and only really good at making things sound like anyone could have written them, quashing any style or voice. i suppose i could use them to re-write emails to be corporate friendly.

@Edent you're making a leap by assuming i answer phone calls

how i feel when something still has notifications on