Notices by Liza Daly (liza@post.lurk.org)

Every July I go to the farmer’s market and for exactly one week they’ll have sour cherries, so I say “ooh yes sour cherries” and then come home and remember I do not know what to do with sour cherries

Fake source code never disappoints

I’m good at both kinds of programming: overcomplicating simple things and underestimating complex problems

This is like everyone simultaneously wandering around the cafeteria holding their trays looking for their friends.