Am I the only one wondering why they spent 9 years talking about a "pee tape" when the real reason Putin rules over Trump is more likely a "teen girl" tape?
Besides the Miss Teen America dressing-room tour, somehow I missed this:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/mar/14/teen-models-powerful-men-when-donald-trump-hosted-look-of-the-year
Between the two of these, if you can't concoct an accusation WAY better than "birth certificate", to get under the MAGA skin, I can't help you.