Notices by Daniel Keys Moran (fatsam@mstdn.social)

Someone pointed out I was using Fahrenheit the other day.

I will trust the news again when the headline reads, "Canadians think Trump is a Nazi douchebag."

RE: https://flipboard.com/@tomshardware/tom-s-hardware-c60sbsq8z/-/a-SMbP_XgxRie4ux0pkhpxfw%3Aa%3A1829740277-%2F0

Yeah, we're either in the hockey stick part of the Singularity, or this crashes hard. I know which one I think is happening.

Researchers have stopped using rats in experiments, and they’re using Republicans instead – on account of Republicans aren’t as cute as rats, they breed faster, they’re harder to kill, and nobody cares if one dies.

And there’s still *some* things you can’t get rats to do.

This is huge for Who fans. The first and third episodes of The Dalek Master Plan have been found.

https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/tv/news/doctor-who-episodes-missing-daleks-master-plan-b2937732.html

RE: https://mastodon.social/@jmcrookston/115635779318419465

Billionaires are planning to murder most of the human race. Don't doubt it.

As Supreme Court Justice Louis Brandeis stated in 1933; “We can have democracy in this country or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of the few, but we cannot have both.”

Today, at a time of unprecedented income & wealth inequality, his words ring truer than ever.

- Bernie Sanders

Typo, but quite a good one.

"Vegetative AI"

Going through my old bookmarks and cleaning up the stuff that doesn't resolve.

This still does.

https://www.mensjournal.com/health-fitness/everything-you-know-about-fitness-is-a-lie-20120504

The Taliban comes off *better* in this comparison. They don't deny the existence of global warming.

I'd say we're at 14 of 14.

The thing to remember about that "First they came for" thing is that A, the guy who wrote it was a complacent Nazi until it was his turn, and B, our modern Nazis have read the damned thing and are using it as a roadmap.

... what he said.

Fascist elsewhere said I'd repent my unbelief at the last moment, facing the fear of eternal hellfire. (He was really upset about the existence of gays: there's a man should really suck a dick and get it over with.)

But no. Carl Sagan and Isaac Asimov went out with their dignity intact. So will I.

The rapture was *today*, the conservatives got it wrong again.

Liberals as far as the eye could see. Lots of blue hair. Don't think any conservatives made it. But sitting at His right hand and singing His praises for all eternity is even more boring than it sounds, so most of us decided to come back.

ABC suspended Jimmy Kimmel for observing that Kirk's murderer was MAGA.

If you're paying for *anything* with Disney, you should stop now. Pirate if you have to.

The NY Times wasn't always as bad as it is today, honest. But it was never good.

Some day we're going to get the employment records for ICE, and we're going to know who you Nazi cowards are.

Ok, we've all been sick of memes for a decade or more.

But this one is built different.

Nazi punks are a protected class, on Facebook. Who knew?