I know where you're coming from in general, but I don't think the mercury/aluminum issue is "tard bait." We're just not going to agree on that.

"Reminder: people used to drink mercury."

Wtf kind of argument is that? People also used to have holes drilled in their heads to "release the evil spirits."

"Half of our food is cooked in aluminum... "

Gee, maybe there's a reason that Alzheimer's and dementia are at epidemic levels.

" ...and people have even been injected with legendary doses of plutonium and died thirty years later of a heart attack in old age."

My grandfather drank prodigious amounts of whiskey and smoked 2-3 packs of cigs a day and still lived to be 78. So fkn what?

"If the human body wasn’t capable of sequestering and clearing something as simple as a transition metal, in general, we would all be dead."

You are bypassing the fact that the largest and most effective part of the human immune system is the skin. You are not meant to have heavy metals injected past the skin and directly into the tissues where it quickly makes it into the bloodstream and travels throughout the body.

"We’re talking about the average human, and
the problem with giving him those 27 shots is that it’s driving his immune system insane... "

That's something that I've considered and completely agree with. It's probably both that and the heavy metals combined screwing some kids up.

" ...not that he’s getting an amount of extra mercury as a one-shot that’s dwarfed by what he gets from his tuna-fish sandwiches on a regular basis."

Aside from the fact that tuna fish sandwiches are easily avoided and most kids don't like them anyway, I doubt that the amount of mercury in them is dwarfed by the amount in a vaccine, and besides, any toxin that you ingest via eating is mostly eliminated in the feces and urine and therefore has a far less negative impact on the body versus a toxin directly injected into the tissues.