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   pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 10-Sep-2026 02:14:45 JST pistolero
   Milk was delivered. I used it to consume the massive, humorless shredded wheat bricks. I fucking love them.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 10-Sep-2026 02:22:38 JST pistolero

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     > be me
     > consume the massive, humorless shredded wheat bricks
     > all of my recent posts are about being insanely busy
     > everyone thinks I am dead
     > "They shouldn't think that."
     > mind starts wandering to the experiment where if you spray an ant with the pheromone that ants give off when they are dead, not only will the other ants pick the sprayed ant up and carry it to the ant graveyard, but the ant that has been sprayed will curl its legs and act like it is dead until the smell wears off, at which point it will stand up, walk out of the graveyard, and start doing regular ant things
     > mind continues wandering to Cotard's delusion
     > mind continues wandering to "I wonder if the MKULTRA dudes at the CIA ever tried to *induce* Cotard's delusion"
     > mind starts wandering to "My mind is wandering too much"
     > make a post about that
     > "Ha, 'milk delivery'. Tiddies."
     > loop successfully broken
     > birdideas.jpg :terrywow:
     > But the birds can smell fear and they bully :cvcvcv:
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     Wiz (wiz@tsundere.love)'s status on Thursday, 10-Sep-2026 02:24:50 JST Wiz

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     @p Terry would possible be proud of you, depending on if you're white

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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 10-Sep-2026 02:26:05 JST pistolero

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     @Wiz
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     of nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 10-Sep-2026 02:26:34 JST of nothing

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     @p >eat delicious breakfast composed of white ambrosia + alchemical extract of "fields of gold"
     >breakfast leads to great thoughts: mortality, the illusion of mortality, bountiful breasts, the evilness of birds
     >once satisfied, want to brag on fedi
     >... but people hate braggarts, so the brag is disguised as suffering
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 10-Sep-2026 02:28:43 JST pistolero

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     @apropos "Everyone thinks I am dead. Ha, ant thing. What if the consensus that I am dead makes me think I am dead? I should post more. I'll just post this."
     
     >... but people hate braggarts, so the brag is disguised as suffering
     
     I have not ever mitigated my boasts.
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     hazlin (hazlin@annihilation.social)'s status on Thursday, 10-Sep-2026 02:45:43 JST hazlin

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     • of nothing
     @p @apropos immortals do not concern themselves with humility
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 10-Sep-2026 02:47:22 JST pistolero

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     • hazlin
     @hazlin @apropos Even if I could die, since I cannot observe the state of being dead, it is better to operate on the assumption that I am never dead.
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     of nothing (apropos@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 10-Sep-2026 02:49:50 JST of nothing

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     @p the ant thing is cool, and my preferred interpretation is that the sprayed ant is acting the part so as to not distress the colony by appearing like one of the undead. With zombie-controlling wasps around, this is a real concern.
     
     It's also funny if its abuse from the corpse-disposal ants that causes the ant to play the part. "Stop moving! You're supposed to be dead!"
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 10-Sep-2026 02:50:06 JST pistolero

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     @apropos The ant thing is, I suspect, because the post-death leg-curling is caused by the pheromone signal.
     
     > "Stop moving! You're supposed to be dead!"
     
     Gofundme project for developing tiny ant pheromone "mics" and translating their output into speech.
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     Växẍ Säbbäth (vaxxsabbath@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Thursday, 10-Sep-2026 09:45:05 JST Växẍ Säbbäth

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     @p tbh after starting out with the “shredded wheat bricks” bit, I kinda figured the next line after “They shouldn’t think that” was going to be some kind of bowel-movement-related thing relating what happens to you when you habitually consume massive bricks of shredded wheat and the amount of time it causes you to spend in the bathroom, maybe even involving some kind of Indiana Jones metaphor; thank you for subverting expectations

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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 10-Sep-2026 09:46:20 JST pistolero

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     • Växẍ Säbbäth
     @VaxxSabbath So you expected...shitposting.
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     Judge Dread (judgedread@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Thursday, 10-Sep-2026 10:19:28 JST Judge Dread

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     @p Your posts need annotation more urgently than the Bible or the Star Wars screenplays do.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 10-Sep-2026 10:28:17 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     The insect and the rainbow.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 10-Sep-2026 10:33:33 JST pistolero

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     @judgedread I have, where I am now, a translator to tell people what I mean when I speak. I send a message and the phone is brought to the person that can translate my utterances, and then she tells the person what I meant. This makes quotidian things easier, but it does not help my posts.
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     erős pista (pista@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 06:29:49 JST erős pista

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     @p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku42Iszh9KM
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 06:31:44 JST pistolero

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     • erős pista
     @pista This only happens if I replace half the milk with coffee.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 06:36:04 JST pistolero

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     @Humpleupagus Most (all?) species of insect can see light polarization. They use it to tell time.
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     Judge Dread (judgedread@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 06:59:20 JST Judge Dread

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     @p Alas, you were born 30 years too late for Asimov's Guide to Pete.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 07:01:38 JST pistolero

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     • Dymphna
     @f0x @judgedread :teamup: Thank ye. :autismapproved:
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     Dymphna (f0x@dsmc.space)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 07:01:39 JST Dymphna

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     @p @judgedread :wag: :senkohappy3:
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 07:13:32 JST pistolero

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     • Judge Dread
     @judgedread At some point I concluded that sounding like a gibbering lunatic is a filter.
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 08:52:03 JST Mr. Bacon

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     @ins0mniak @p its not playing...where the booba...
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     ins0mniak ~Hate Account~ (ins0mniak@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 08:52:04 JST ins0mniak ~Hate Account~

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     @p
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     Judge Dread (judgedread@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 08:52:23 JST Judge Dread

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     @p I wouldn't know anything about that.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 08:52:42 JST pistolero

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     • Judge Dread
     @judgedread You have significantly stepped my game up.
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     Tsubo F. Neujarr (tsubo@freebeerextremist.com)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 08:52:53 JST Tsubo F. Neujarr

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     • Dymphna
     @p @judgedread @f0x Autism? I'm clearly autistic, yet I'm sorta-trilingual, y'know.
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     ins0mniak ~Hate Account~ (ins0mniak@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 08:54:06 JST ins0mniak ~Hate Account~

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     @Tony @p Just doing my job bro
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 08:54:07 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • ins0mniak ~Hate Account~
     @ins0mniak @p okay it loaded. I am now satisfied. lol
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     ins0mniak ~Hate Account~ (ins0mniak@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 08:54:08 JST ins0mniak ~Hate Account~

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     @Tony @p I mean freedom n stuff
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 08:54:20 JST pistolero

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     • Tsubo F. Neujarr
     @tsubo @f0x @judgedread Language-learning and explaining oneself are overlapping but distinct skillsets.
     
     > trilingual
     
     You'll try any tongue?
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 08:59:01 JST pistolero

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     • ins0mniak ~Hate Account~
     @ins0mniak Tiddies!
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     Tsubo F. Neujarr (tsubo@freebeerextremist.com)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 08:59:18 JST Tsubo F. Neujarr

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     @p @judgedread @f0x I speak English and Spanish fluently. On the other hand I'm learning Japanese, and I can understand a good amount or something.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 09:01:16 JST pistolero

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     @tsubo @f0x It was a riff on an old joke, a pun on the word "bisexual". ("Well, I'm trisexual, I'll try anything!" Then "language" being from the Latin word for "tongue" re-lewded the joke so I had to make it.)
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 09:03:45 JST pistolero

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     • Tsubo F. Neujarr
     @tsubo @f0x I really had no choice in the matter.
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     Tsubo F. Neujarr (tsubo@freebeerextremist.com)'s status on Saturday, 12-Sep-2026 11:30:32 JST Tsubo F. Neujarr

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     • Dymphna
     @p @f0x Oh well.
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