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   Nick (nickiquote@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 02-Apr-2026 17:40:29 JST Nick

   If Disney had started out making films the way Disney makes films now, we would have got five Snow White films and two spin-offs featuring Dopey before they bothered making anything else.

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     paul (amiserabilist@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 04-Apr-2026 06:14:27 JST paul

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     @Gorfram

     Grizzly bears and brown bears are the same species (Ursus arctos), but "grizzly" typically refers to smaller, inland subspecies (U. a. horribilis) in North America, while "brown bear" refers to larger, coastal populations with access to salmon. Coastal bears can be over twice the size of interior grizzlies.

     i used to love gentle ben.

     https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentle_Ben

     4 kg is stretching ben's colon to the limit, he will feel like he is bursting for the loo.

     he will be more comfortable with 3kg.

     https://beige.party/@amiserabilist/116102125835007562

     enjoy your easter trip evelyn.

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     "Mediocre Bunny" Evelyn (gorfram@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 04-Apr-2026 06:14:28 JST "Mediocre Bunny" Evelyn

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     • Medea Vanamonde 🏳️‍⚧️

     @Nickiquote @glasspusher @amiserabilist @ColesStreetPothole @Shivviness @TwoClownsEating @MedeaVanamonde
     So my emotional support grizzly bear could mule 4kg of coke for me on our next flight?

     Steve's Place repeated this.
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     paul (amiserabilist@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 04-Apr-2026 06:14:29 JST paul

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     • Medea Vanamonde 🏳️‍⚧️

     @ColesStreetPothole @MedeaVanamonde @Shivviness @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote

     Baloo from The Jungle Book is a sloth bear (Melursus ursinus), a species native to the Indian subcontinent. While often depicted as a lovable, lazy, and greyish-brown bear in Disney adaptations, he is based on a real, typically black-furred, and highly defensive, insect-eating species.

     https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baloo

     there is no specific data mentioning the volume of a sloth bear's colon.

     if there is anyone who has access to a dead sloth bear could they see what volume of water it holds.

     but as a guess:

     “Normal morphology of the digestive system in brown bear (Ursus arctos)”

     The colon has a length of approximately 1.2-1.5 m

     https://iuls.ro/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/02-17_Munteanu_Alexandru_en.pdf

     Brown bears generally weigh between 80 and 600 kg

     Adult sloth bears typically weigh between 55 and 145 kg

     145 ÷ 600 ~ 25%

     baloo’s colon is 150/4 cm long

     ~40cm

     human colon 8 cm in diameter

     A sloth bear is 145 ÷ 70 ~ 2x the weight of a human

     baloo’s colon is 8*2 cm wide

     ~16cm

     The human colon can expand to over 12 cm

     = stretch 1.5x

     16*1.5=24cm

     24*40=960cm3

     Cocaine density varies depending on its form and compaction, but solid, compressed cocaine (such as in a 1 kg brick) has a high density, often exceeding 0.9gm/cm3

     baloo could stuff 1kg of compressed blow up his bum.

     Direct from producers in countries like Colombia or Bolivia, a pure kilogram typically costs between $4,000 and $6,000.

     @glasspusher

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     Coles Street Pothole (colesstreetpothole@weatherishappening.network)'s status on Saturday, 04-Apr-2026 06:14:31 JST Coles Street Pothole

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     • Medea Vanamonde 🏳️‍⚧️

     @MedeaVanamonde @Shivviness @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote

     *slaps behind of bear*
     "this bad boy can fit so much heroin in it"

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     Medea Vanamonde 🏳️‍⚧️ (medeavanamonde@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 04-Apr-2026 06:14:32 JST Medea Vanamonde 🏳️‍⚧️

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     @Shivviness @ColesStreetPothole @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote

     Mmmmmmmm bear colon

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     Shivviness (shivviness@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 04-Apr-2026 06:14:33 JST Shivviness

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     @ColesStreetPothole @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote

     I just looked and the lyrics to Talespin actually, twice, contains the line, "Bear 'n grin it", which definitely could be in reference to Baloo's commodious colon.

     https://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/talespinlyrics.html

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     Coles Street Pothole (colesstreetpothole@weatherishappening.network)'s status on Saturday, 04-Apr-2026 06:14:34 JST Coles Street Pothole

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     @TwoClownsEating @Nickiquote @Shivviness So tempted to rewrite this song and cram it full of hip drug references.

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     Mat B (twoclownseating@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 04-Apr-2026 06:14:36 JST Mat B

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     @Nickiquote @Shivviness

     Bear Asscessities.

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     Nick (nickiquote@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 04-Apr-2026 06:14:37 JST Nick

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     • Shivviness

     @TwoClownsEating @Shivviness Baloo could fit so many condoms of heroin in his big bear colon.

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     Mat B (twoclownseating@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 04-Apr-2026 06:14:38 JST Mat B

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     @Shivviness @Nickiquote

     At least they weren't cast as a criminal smuggling enterprise like Baloo and co.

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     Shivviness (shivviness@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 04-Apr-2026 06:14:39 JST Shivviness

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     @Nickiquote @TwoClownsEating

     Don't forget the random mess that was "Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers", where the two chipmunks ran a detective agency.

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     Nick (nickiquote@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 04-Apr-2026 06:14:40 JST Nick

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     @TwoClownsEating Remember Tailspin, when they took the characters from The Jungle Book and made them seaplane smugglers? With a kid in a backwards cap? And new opposable thumbs?

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     Mat B (twoclownseating@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 04-Apr-2026 06:14:41 JST Mat B

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     @Nickiquote

     Jungle book 2: Electric Baloo

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     Mat B (twoclownseating@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 04-Apr-2026 06:14:42 JST Mat B

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     Steamboat Willie: Tokyo Drift