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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:36:48 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating @Owl @Humpleupagus @Evil_Bender @JedDrudge @matty 2: Shitquoteposting
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Xuya (xuya@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:40:54 JST Xuya Is like bragging rights or something? -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:40:54 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Lesbians exist. Size doesn't matter. 🤷♂️ -
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:40:55 JST Owl Matty, why?
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Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:40:56 JST Matty okay -
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:40:56 JST Owl Why does it matter then smart guy?
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Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:40:56 JST Matty I was just saying okay. -
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Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:40:57 JST Matty Tell that to literally any guy lmao -
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:40:57 JST Owl It
Literally does not matter.
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:40:58 JST Owl You do know that size doesn't matter yes?
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:40:59 JST Owl Since Matty is so curious about it.
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Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:40:59 JST Matty Lucky -
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:41:00 JST Owl Finally, you come in on a day when you're not discussing your penis.
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:41:00 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating @Owl @Humpleupagus @Evil_Bender @JedDrudge @matty I got to the next town, and I don't have people IRL bothering me about it. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:42:17 JST BowserNoodle ☦️ @Humpleupagus @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Evil_Bender @JedDrudge @Owl @matty @xuya lesbians aren't real though -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:43:57 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? I have the fastest fingers this side of the Mississippi. -
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Ricky "Bender" LaFluer :nv: (evil_bender@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:43:58 JST Ricky "Bender" LaFluer :nv: Big handed lesbians are more popular though? -
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:46:08 JST Owl How can a man control that? It's like height. Why bother worrying about things you can't control?
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:46:08 JST BowserNoodle ☦️ @Owl @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Humpleupagus @Evil_Bender @JedDrudge @matty @xuya >How can a man control that?
Jelq
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Xuya (xuya@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:46:19 JST Xuya I feel like man make bigger deal about this than woman :animu_shrug: -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:46:19 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? I just tell women I'm only 2 inches, so they feel like they got something good when they discover I'm 3. -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:48:49 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? I was in the pool. -
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Xuya (xuya@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:48:50 JST Xuya You are the smallest elephant I ever hear of :smugfrieren: -
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:52:24 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? In all seriousness though. My pp is big....
Your Truck: My Truck: -
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DeadDrudge (jeddrudge@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 10:52:25 JST DeadDrudge I thought the Nazis got a hold of you... -
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brimshae (brimshae@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 13:54:37 JST brimshae @lichelordgodfrey @xuya @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Humpleupagus @Evil_Bender @JedDrudge @Owl @matty
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 13:54:37 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? I can reach my wife's tits. That's all I need. -
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Lichelord Godfrey (lichelordgodfrey@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 13:54:38 JST Lichelord Godfrey @xuya @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Humpleupagus @Evil_Bender @JedDrudge @Owl @matty The very short person can hardly reach many books on the book shelves while the very tall person can reach those "books for really tall people".
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Xuya (xuya@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 13:54:39 JST Xuya I'm curious, explain 😅 -
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Xuya (xuya@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 13:54:40 JST Xuya If she your height or shorter she probably not care unless she is shallow/retarded. if she one of these two you shuold not go out with her. she will make your life miserable. -
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 13:54:40 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating @xuya @Humpleupagus @Evil_Bender @JedDrudge @Owl @matty See this is the thing, I wasn't even talking about women's preferences - these things matter outside the context of what women care about. -
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2024 13:54:41 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating @Owl @Humpleupagus @Evil_Bender @JedDrudge @matty @xuya If you're too short/tall you do have to worry about your height though.
I wear a hat to keep it from hurting when my head hits stuff. (A normal hat not like a tard helmet)
Shortbros have to worry about it because they can't store stuff on high shelves.
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2024 12:48:49 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Is he alive? 🤔 -
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2024 12:48:50 JST Owl We're through. I have a real man now.
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Dicey (ALT account) (dicey@cawfee.club)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2024 12:48:55 JST Dicey (ALT account) @Owl @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Humpleupagus @Evil_Bender @JedDrudge @matty you just tagged me -
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2024 12:48:58 JST Owl Stop tagging me, we're not together anymore.
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2024 12:48:59 JST Owl What is my life.
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Dicey (ALT account) (dicey@cawfee.club)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2024 12:48:59 JST Dicey (ALT account) @Owl @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Humpleupagus @Evil_Bender @JedDrudge @matty I got you blocked on my main but we follow each other on here, my alt. Funny that -
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CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2024 12:49:00 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating @matty @Humpleupagus @Evil_Bender @JedDrudge @Owl You don't get it man.
When I have to shit in the morning and I have erection, I have to be careful the tip doesn't touch the front of the bowl. I gotta buy special onaholes. When you go to amusement parks and get on the roller coaster the seats hurt your dick. I can't exploit penis size to get girls because doing that is how you end up with whorewife. I can't date girls who are too small. It ain't any better to be bigger unless you have a wife who you can use it on.
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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2024 12:49:42 JST ?? Humpleupagus ?? Based. -
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Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2024 12:49:43 JST Owl No.
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