@matty @Humpleupagus @Evil_Bender @JedDrudge @Owl You don't get it man.

When I have to shit in the morning and I have erection, I have to be careful the tip doesn't touch the front of the bowl. I gotta buy special onaholes. When you go to amusement parks and get on the roller coaster the seats hurt your dick. I can't exploit penis size to get girls because doing that is how you end up with whorewife. I can't date girls who are too small. It ain't any better to be bigger unless you have a wife who you can use it on.

Average is best.