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What in the fug is even British food?
I’m not kidding- every time I see some British foodie vid, it’s like I’m falling down a rabbit hole of food, no.. slop, that is both soggy & dry at the same time. Why the fuck is everything always covered in vinegar?! Why?
British food looks like something you’d see hobo muppets eat on some Jim Henson skid row short.
I refuse to believe humans eat this shit.
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Chorizo really depends on the recipe. But when it's right it's right. Throw it in some migas on a rainy day. 😍
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@Spingebill @lovelymiss @Morghur Admittedly, I’ve never tried it. But photos and the name alone are enough to repulse me. I would try it though, and would be honest if it actually changed my mind.
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Nah, i think a lot of people would enjoy Chorizo if they tried it. And also other stuff like Tortilla or Churros
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@Inglorious_BassTerd @lovelymiss @Morghur I'm actually really curious what it tastes like. It seems like it could either be really good or really bad with no inbetween
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I have never seen appetizing looking British food.
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@lovelymiss @Morghur I can’t even say the words “blood sausage” without gagging midway (as an avid carnivore even)
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British food should have one of those stickers that says "Do not eat. Risk of death" on it.
But just by looking at it we know that
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Also, some niggers didn't let their shredded cukes drain long enough... Runny tzatziki is a crime...
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Tzatziki is pretty easy to make too
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@feralphilosophernc @NoDoxGregBrady @grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @Escoffier @dogslurp @epictittus @vonzeppelin @Morghur @Lady_Penelope @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain i make it on the regular, it's dead easy
though you have to make it and let it sit for a while. and it helps to have good cukes, though even grocery store cukes aren't terrible.
also, plenty of places in Greece/Crete put fries on their gyros
and dipping your fries in tzatziki is 💯
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@feralphilosophernc @grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @NoDoxGregBrady @dogslurp @epictittus @vonzeppelin @Morghur @Lady_Penelope @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain Gyros are not difficult to prepare which is why it's such a mystery how many places screw them up.
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@Escoffier @feralphilosophernc @grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @dogslurp @epictittus @vonzeppelin @Morghur @Lady_Penelope @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain Agree.
-Good pita bread
-Well prepared meat
-Meat sliced on-the-spot from properly cooked areas
-Fresh lettuce and tomato
-Well made (cucumber?) sauce
It's really easy. And they fuck it up bad, constantly.
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They are hard to find. We had 2 joints nearby that were good, then their quality tanked. Thankfully, the wife found another and their food was absolutely great...
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Sounds the tits. I love a good Italian beef. Crispy Fries on a Gyro are sublime!
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@feralphilosophernc @grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @NoDoxGregBrady @dogslurp @epictittus @vonzeppelin @Morghur @Lady_Penelope @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain We recently got a good gyro joint near me and I couldn't be happier. I keep harassing people to go there so it stays in business
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💯... That's why I thought Crinkle Cut. More surface, more crisp. Originally had Steak Fries pop into mind, but immediately discarded for texture reasons.
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@feralphilosophernc @grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @NoDoxGregBrady @dogslurp @epictittus @vonzeppelin @Morghur @Lady_Penelope @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain I used to have a special meal I'd make myself at a dog stand I worked at in Chicago. I would par cook steak fries then break them up a bit and cook them crispy and set a dipped Italian beef on top of them. It was heavenly.
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Think poutine, but ice cream sundae style? My brain is currently chewing this bone...
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@feralphilosophernc @grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @NoDoxGregBrady @dogslurp @epictittus @vonzeppelin @Morghur @Lady_Penelope @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain The big trick to me is the fries can't get soggy
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@vonzeppelin @epictittus @grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @NoDoxGregBrady @dogslurp @Morghur @Lady_Penelope @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain You've set off my chef brain and I'm imagining some French fry related desserts now.
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Right? I mean, crinkle cut with a chocolate bacon dip. 🤷🏻♂️
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@feralphilosophernc @grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @NoDoxGregBrady @dogslurp @epictittus @vonzeppelin @Morghur @Lady_Penelope @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain I've never thought about it but it's kind of obvious. I was thinking of different 'dip pots' with chocolate, peanut butter, etc.
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@epictittus @Escoffier @grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @NoDoxGregBrady @dogslurp @Morghur @Lady_Penelope @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain what if i add chocolate shavings to the mix is this ok
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@Escoffier @grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @NoDoxGregBrady @dogslurp @epictittus @Morghur @Lady_Penelope @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain yea id try it actually
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@vonzeppelin @Escoffier @grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @NoDoxGregBrady @dogslurp @Morghur @Lady_Penelope @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain If you do it even once your boddy will become attractted to lightning as punishment from God
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Everyone who doesn't dip their fries in peanut butter is a nigger...
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@grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @NoDoxGregBrady @dogslurp @epictittus @Morghur @Lady_Penelope @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain > Everyone who doesn't dip their fries in peanut butter is a nigger...
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@vonzeppelin @grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @NoDoxGregBrady @dogslurp @epictittus @Morghur @Lady_Penelope @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain Hmmm doesn't necessarily sound bad?
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@dogslurp @NoDoxGregBrady @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain @grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @Morghur @Lady_Penelope I am willing to try this, but I will pray first
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@epictittus @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain @grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @Morghur @Lady_Penelope Ketchup? KETCHUP?!?!
The penalty for eating ketchup is, as it should be, crushing by heavy weights.
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@NoDoxGregBrady @epictittus @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain @grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @Morghur @Lady_Penelope mustard and horseradish sauce (mix em or don't) on fries is a delightful experience reminiscent of a mild psychedelic trip
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@Lady_Penelope @grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @Morghur @TriptychTwinsRidesAgain You should both be thrown off a tall building
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@epictittus @Lady_Penelope @grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @Morghur Hopefully, we'd land on you
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@TriptychTwinsRidesAgain @grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @Morghur @Lady_Penelope I wont be there because I'll be eating french fries with american ketchup as Jesus Christ intended
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@grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @Morghur I lived in Germany which is where I learned about having mayo with fries.
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@TriptychTwinsRidesAgain @grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @Morghur Belgium was my first experience of this.
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@Lady_Penelope @grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @Morghur I discovered I really liked it. Although, it would never have occurred to me previously
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@TriptychTwinsRidesAgain @grizzlywhisker @lovelymiss @Morghur It's the future, I've tasted it.
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Don’t they dunk French fries in mayonnaise over there? 🤢
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