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   synapsid (synapsid@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 17:49:15 JST synapsid
   "This poster is currently 38 years old and got married to his high school sweetheart in 2004. His dating 'advice' may contain misleading, false, or out-of-date information."
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 17:49:15 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     He just followed dating advice some 38 year old married guy have him when he was a kid.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 17:52:22 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     Step 1. Marry a spaniard that's not brown.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 17:52:23 JST Hoss Delgado

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     How do I find a spouse I can just implicitly trust with body disposal like you and Mrs. Hump?
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 17:52:51 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     I'm in my forties. I wouldn't take my advice. 😏
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     FeedMeFemcels (feedmefemcels@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 17:52:52 JST FeedMeFemcels

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     Is it really that easy?
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 17:55:31 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     I actually met my lady when I was poor. When I was an undergrad.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 17:55:32 JST Hoss Delgado

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     Step -1: Have money.
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     beard :meru_dab: ひげ (beardalaxy@gameliberty.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:02:06 JST beard :meru_dab: ひげ

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     @Humpleupagus @synapsid nobody gave me dating advice when i was a kid other than just "don't date until you're 16" -_-

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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:02:06 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     I don't know about dating advice, as in how to catch one. I got lucky there.
     
     Keeping one is another matter, and I do have advice there.
     
     1. Trust is key. Without trust, you can't have communication. Each party need to be able up voice themselves, and trust that the other cares about what they have to say.
     
     2. Be excellent to each other. Always consider the other in everything you do.
     
     3. Never go to bed angry.
     
     4. Remeber that everything you do is foreplay, even how you pass by her in the kitchen.
     
     5. Fuck, don't fight. If there's an issue.... fuck it out. 😏
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:06:31 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     6. If you have sex, give her an O every time. Full stop.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:18:15 JST Hoss Delgado

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     Unironically that's the only hope for anybody who ends up becoming super rich. If you don't have a ride or die before you make it you will never actually know what love is, and you'll just become another Elon Musk who hops between different BPD women who he impregnates for the rest of his life, leaving behind 150 different fatherless spergs to fight to the death over his fortune.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:18:15 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     Relationships are different when you've built life together. I have a lot of older clients to are on their second or third marriages or have a girlfriend or domestic partner. It's all so very economic. "This is mine, that's yours." It's so cold in a way.
     
     I've also spent almost every minute of my of my life with my wife since we got together. We're not codependent. We do our own things. She paints, sews, and plays piano. I work, play with my computers, and drum.
     
     Nonetheless, we're rarely more than a ten feet apart. I've had many people describe us as being like a finely tuned clock. There's a groove we each fill. She washes the dishes, I put them in the washer. I vacuum while she sweeps. Etc.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:18:48 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Wrath
     Get married and have lots of kids.
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     Wrath (eiswald@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:18:49 JST Wrath

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     @beardalaxy @Humpleupagus @synapsid A bunch of fucking faggot boomers in my family and family adjacent repeated the line, "Don't get married and don't have kids." while I was growing up, often to resounding chuckles.
     Only later in life did it click just how fucked up and evil that line was.
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     beard :meru_dab: ひげ (beardalaxy@gameliberty.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:18:49 JST beard :meru_dab: ひげ

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     @Eiswald @Humpleupagus @synapsid yeah i hear that all the time from so many people. "don't get married" and "don't have kids" are supposed to be jokes to them or something but i always have found it kind of disturbing, especially when people say that in front of their spouse and kids.

     during the 2020 lockdowns when all the parents had their kids at home, i heard so many of them complaining about how they had to spend more time with their kids WHILE their kids were with them. it's like... you don't think that affects them at all?? fuckin crazy.

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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:28:12 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Billy_Hughes
     I hope that's my tomorrow. I was on the phone all afternoon dealing with a matter. Then had to draft an opinion letter respecting it, and then had to catch up on other work I intended to get done before the phone rang. I worked until 11pm. 😭
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     Billy_Hughes (billy_hughes@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:28:13 JST Billy_Hughes

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     Spending time with the little one now, 😁
     We're about to have bath time ☺️
     Pretty fun day 😀
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:29:45 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     My dad always said there are two things to know about life....
     
     1. Everyone makes it through life.
     
     2. You can't wait until you have money to have kids. Poor people have kids and they still make it through. See No. 1.
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     beard :meru_dab: ひげ (beardalaxy@gameliberty.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:29:46 JST beard :meru_dab: ひげ

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     @Eiswald @Humpleupagus @synapsid i know man, i'd be hugging my kids and wife and telling them how much i love them every single day. people are pretty wack.

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     Wrath (eiswald@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:29:47 JST Wrath

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     @beardalaxy @Humpleupagus @synapsid I can't imagine viewing my offspring as a burden or with regret or lamenting that I have to spend time with or around them at all. Before boomer politique infected the White zeitgeist every generation wanted to build a better future for their children. My intention is a return to tradition.
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     Wrath (eiswald@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:29:48 JST Wrath

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     @beardalaxy @Humpleupagus @synapsid >especially when people say that in front of their spouse and kids
     This. This shit is what really pissed me off later on when I realized that they were effectively saying that my siblings and I were a fucking mistake. That they have buyers remorse and even regret for having created us in the first place.
     >complaining about how they had to spend more time with their kids WHILE their kids were with them
     These assholes have children but I can't even find a wife. jfc
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     beard :meru_dab: ひげ (beardalaxy@gameliberty.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:29:48 JST beard :meru_dab: ひげ

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     @Eiswald @Humpleupagus @synapsid i try to rest easy knowing that i'd rather be alone than have a wife like that in a failing marriage like the majority of the adults in my family.

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     Wrath (eiswald@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:34:33 JST Wrath

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     @Humpleupagus @beardalaxy @synapsid Your father's a wise man. One of the other lines we were sold on was 'not being able to afford children' and the magical number when you can afford children was never defined, likely because it was never meant to be defined.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:34:33 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     Plus, it's a snare. They've set up the system to keep certain people from having kids, particularly the White Middle Class, while making them believe it's their choice based on economic considerations.
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     Wrath (eiswald@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:38:30 JST Wrath

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     @Humpleupagus @beardalaxy @synapsid Meanwhile Shaqueefa Johnson over in Section 8 shits out 14 tar babies that eat for 'free' on your tax dollars.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:38:30 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     And those aren't the people that any sane society would want multiplying.
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     D00B ? :blobcatghostbuster: (d00b@seal.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:40:56 JST D00B ? :blobcatghostbuster:

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     @Hoss @Humpleupagus @synapsid Married people can never be made to testify against each other nor can they be put on a no contact as codefendants.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:41:28 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     https://www.egattorneys.com/marital-spousal-privilege-in-california#:~:text=The%20privilege%20extends%20to%20both,if%20they%20choose%20to%20testify.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 18:55:55 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Wrath
     In all seriousness, I want everyone to get married to a good man or woman, have lots of children, and be happy. It's a wonderful thing. It takes two to make it happen though, and they both have to allow it to. Andove is an easy thing to mess up. It's very delicate. If you find it, tend to it. Don't let it die. Life isn't long, and you grow old quick. You'll want someone there by your side when you're older. Don't let the trappings of youth lead you astray.
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     Yeah. And unfortunately, the communication privilege only goes to communications. It doesn't cover thing they witnessed that weren't communications. So they could volunteer to testify that they saw you kill the hooker, but not what you said about killing her.
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     D00B ? :blobcatghostbuster: (d00b@seal.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 19:02:30 JST D00B ? :blobcatghostbuster:

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     • Hoss Delgado
     @Humpleupagus @synapsid @Hoss yeah that's a given they usually press the woman since they cave easier.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 19:08:45 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • D00B ? :blobcatghostbuster:
     Or joke about it so much that no one believes that you actually kill hookers. 🤷♂️
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     D00B ? :blobcatghostbuster: (d00b@seal.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 19:08:47 JST D00B ? :blobcatghostbuster:

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     • Hoss Delgado
     @Humpleupagus @synapsid @Hoss all you have to do if you ever do anything is 1. do it alone 2. shut the fuck up.
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     voronesh234 (voronesh234@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 21:06:00 JST voronesh234

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     @Humpleupagus @synapsid @Hoss >It's all so very economic. "This is mine, that's yours." It's so cold in a way.
     It is what all American families are or it's just libtard/rich families ?
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 21:06:00 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • voronesh234
     In California, we follow Spanish, not British law, so all assets acquired by reason of labor of either spouse belong to both spouses.
     
     This doesn't include assets acquired by some other means, e.g. inheritance, or before marriage. So when people come together later in life and have preexisting assets, it's theirs.
     
     Furthermore, there's a sense of distrust among these types because they've been through some traumatic shit usually, i.e. divorce, so they are paranoid about their stuff. They will never find love as a result.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 17-Dec-2023 09:00:38 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     I didn't when we met. We really created it together.
     
     The idea of "community property" is that what each spouse does, their labors, allow the other spouse to do what they to. So if the wife tends to the house and children, that allows the husband to work and earn money. Ergo, the result of the union and the labor of it belongs to both spouses equally.
     
     Plus, she does all of my admin work, including accounting, billing, mailing, document review (for grammar and spelling) etc. She also does all of my notary too. So even my practice is the result of our joint efforts.
     
     Plus, we're generally on the same page and rarely disagree about anything. There's no fighting here.
     
     So we've never really looked at it as a my stuff vs. her stuff issue, and there's never been a dispute that requires it.
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     Frondeur (frondeur@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 17-Dec-2023 09:00:39 JST Frondeur

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     • voronesh234
     @Humpleupagus @voronesh234 @synapsid @Hoss so you are saying dont have stuff...
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 17-Dec-2023 09:00:58 JST Hoss Delgado

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     >There's a groove we each fill.
     Spouses can't be legally compelled to testify against each other.
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     • voronesh234
     I'm going to amend the last part. I tried to work on the landscaping once. Apparently, she owns that. Fucking wetbacks. 😒
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 17-Dec-2023 09:19:23 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     I'm actually a decent accountant, and I used to keep all of my own books, but I just don't have time anymore.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 17-Dec-2023 09:19:24 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • voronesh234
     My mom does all the financial stuff for my dad too. He has repeatedly declared that he won't even bother filing his returns if he outlives my mom. :marseygigachad:
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     PoalackJokes88 (poalackjokes88@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Dec-2023 06:23:55 JST PoalackJokes88

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     • Hoss Delgado
     @Hoss @Humpleupagus @synapsid >"Dad, which one of us do you leave your fortune to?"
     >"To the strongest!"
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     PoalackJokes88 (poalackjokes88@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Dec-2023 06:31:12 JST PoalackJokes88

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     @Hoss @Humpleupagus @synapsid Fun fact: murder isn't illegal on Mars.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 22-Dec-2023 06:31:13 JST Hoss Delgado

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     >All of my assets will remain in a trust accessible only to my last surviving child.