I don't know about dating advice, as in how to catch one. I got lucky there.

Keeping one is another matter, and I do have advice there.

1. Trust is key. Without trust, you can't have communication. Each party need to be able up voice themselves, and trust that the other cares about what they have to say.

2. Be excellent to each other. Always consider the other in everything you do.

3. Never go to bed angry.

4. Remeber that everything you do is foreplay, even how you pass by her in the kitchen.

5. Fuck, don't fight. If there's an issue.... fuck it out. 😏