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   Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 05:35:56 JST Paul Cantrell

   Wow, the crew on this Amtrak has an unusually high asshole quotient.

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 05:45:32 JST Paul Cantrell

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     Rail travel in the US is such a disappointment.

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     Bruce MacDonald (rationaldoge@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 05:52:20 JST Bruce MacDonald

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     @inthehands And such high prices!

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 05:56:26 JST Paul Cantrell

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     If anybody has the Secret Amtrak Complaint Line and wants to help me return the headache for some dudes running a dining car with unnecessary police vibes, let me know!

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 06:08:02 JST Paul Cantrell

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     • Dr. Brad Rosenheim

     @Brad_Rosenheim Yeah. I mean, I feel for the folks trying to make these trains run within a system designed to kill them. But seems like the one thing they can still offer that planes can’t is a sense of gracious ease. If Amtrak’s not a relaxing luxury, what is it?

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     Dr. Brad Rosenheim (brad_rosenheim@climatejustice.rocks)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 06:08:03 JST Dr. Brad Rosenheim

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     @inthehands Oh that sucks. The dining car is like the only saving grace for Amtrak. Without that, it's like a pretty decent train for the 1930's.

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 06:45:50 JST Paul Cantrell

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     • Michael Porter

     @MichaelPorter @Brad_Rosenheim For a better experience, or to learn how good I have it?

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     Michael Porter (michaelporter@ottawa.place)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 06:45:51 JST Michael Porter

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     • Dr. Brad Rosenheim

     @inthehands @Brad_Rosenheim Oh, come to Canada…

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 07:04:40 JST Paul Cantrell

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     @MichaelPorter @Brad_Rosenheim Ah. Exact same problem with fright trains here. But least LRT here in MSP and several other places is quite good.

     Re Biden: the Acela line that runs up the East Coast is apparently a whole other beast in terms of speed and reliability.

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     Michael Porter (michaelporter@ottawa.place)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 07:04:41 JST Michael Porter

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     • Dr. Brad Rosenheim

     @inthehands @Brad_Rosenheim Our intercity passenger rail regularly gets delayed because there’s only one track and fright trains have priority…

     The LRT in Ottawa was an enormous success… at convincing people they’d be better off taking they cars to work…

     Every time I heard that Biden would go to work via Amtrak I would think, “How is that even possible?”

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     Michael Porter (michaelporter@ottawa.place)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 07:04:41 JST Michael Porter

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     • Dr. Brad Rosenheim

     @inthehands @Brad_Rosenheim I’m not going to fix that typo 😄

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 08:44:58 JST Paul Cantrell

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     • Michael Porter

     @Brad_Rosenheim @MichaelPorter
     That sounds magical. There’s a lot to be said for slow travel!

     Amtrak with a family has a lot going for it. Observation car is where it’s at. My advice: pack lots of your own food, bring things to help you sleep comfortably, fully expect it to be 0-12 hours late, and embrace the idle time!

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     Dr. Brad Rosenheim (brad_rosenheim@climatejustice.rocks)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 08:44:59 JST Dr. Brad Rosenheim

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     • Michael Porter

     @inthehands @MichaelPorter My last great train adventure was pre-kids. I went to a conference in San Francisco from New Orleans. I had a roomette on the way out, but if I had it on the way back it would have been more expensive than a plane ticket and my university would not have allowed it. Everything went without a hitch, but the train only ran three times a week, so don't miss it! We left on a Wednesday at noon and I arrived in San Francisco near midnight Sunday morning (Saturday night). Coming back, I had to overnight in Los Angeles and meals were not included with a first class ticket. Overall it added 7 days of travel to a 5 day conference, which is why I haven't done since kids were born. Maybe next time I will go with them - they are old enough now!

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 09:36:41 JST Paul Cantrell

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     • Pseudo Nym

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     Amtrak is ver much BYOF, no matter what their marketing says

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     Pseudo Nym (pseudonym@mastodon.online)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 09:36:42 JST Pseudo Nym

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     Lots didn't have police vibes, it just didn't have a diving car at all. After our evening flight, at dinner time. That messed with our plans. Glad I had a bag of nuts to share with family until we got to destination

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 10:28:38 JST Paul Cantrell

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     The snack car person is singlehandedly redeeming the whole crew with her salty good humor and utter disregard for the petty tyranny going on upstairs

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 11:05:15 JST Paul Cantrell

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     Train food refrigerator broke. They had to throw away a bunch of food. No more meals from the kitchen.

     No problem! Crew just ordered 30 pizzas to be delivered to the next train stop

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 11:34:34 JST Paul Cantrell

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     TRAINBOW

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 11:35:27 JST Paul Cantrell

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     (That’s as we were crossing the CA/NV border, west of Reno)

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 11:40:44 JST Paul Cantrell

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     In other news, neighbors inform us that golf-ball-sized hail shattered one of the storm windows on our house back in Minneapolis. This train ride has been a real roller coaster (mercifully only in the figurative sense…so far).

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 12:06:11 JST Paul Cantrell

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     Pizza’s going to be a long time coming: conductor told snack car person she’s on her own parceling out those 30 pizzas to the passengers.

     We asked if we could help her out somehow. She said yes: really enjoy those slices when you finally get them

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 12:15:11 JST Paul Cantrell

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     Traveling by plane in the US, the dominant feeling is •extraction•. You can just feel the distant MBAs spending untold sums to squeeze every last drop of blood out of you.

     Traveling by train, the dominant feeling is •disinvestment•. It’s not efficient. It’s barely functioning. The crew is always teetering on the edge of social-emotional breakdown trying to hold the operation together within a system designed to destroy it.

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 12:24:58 JST Paul Cantrell

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     UPDATE: The crew appear to have started speaking to each other, and have a tight pizza operation up and running like they’re a WWII submarine crew. WE HAVE PIZZA. It is entirely edible.

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 12:30:15 JST Paul Cantrell

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     • T. Thorn Coyle 🖤

     /me weeps
     https://wandering.shop/@thorncoyle/110874498309631835 (from @thorncoyle)

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 12:38:50 JST Paul Cantrell

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     The pizza is all served on single-use Amtrak-branded plastic plates. Snack Car Hero Lady informs me this is a COVID countermeasure. Me: ?!? Her: Because less touching the plates. Me: ??!??!? Her: Yup

     In the meantime, we’re in a crowded coach car with what appears to be at best light external ventilation. (We are the weirdos wearing masks here, of course)

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     Simon Anderson (futur1st@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 12:40:22 JST Simon Anderson

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     @inthehands the storm was sudden and lots of heavy rain here on Bde Maka Ska. Only a little hail here though, I guess we got lucky. Sounds like an amazing train journey!

     Here's a photo of the clouds reflecting the sunset over Lake of the Isles tonight to remind you of home:

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 12:40:22 JST Paul Cantrell

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     • Simon Anderson

     @Futur1st
     Thanks!! Tell the lakes we’ll be back soon, bringing word from their cousins in the Sierras and the Rockies.

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     T. Thorn Coyle 🖤 (thorncoyle@wandering.shop)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 12:50:00 JST T. Thorn Coyle 🖤

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     @inthehands I’m sorry that the poor choices made by generations of greedy, shortsighted people is directly impacting you in this moment.

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 12:50:00 JST Paul Cantrell

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     • T. Thorn Coyle 🖤

     @thorncoyle
     Thanks, that’s graciously said. But hey, I’m used to being alive on this earth! We’re finding our joy along the way.

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 12:57:40 JST Paul Cantrell

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     • skry

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     Definitely no open windows allowed on the cross-country lines. Honestly I’d feel fine about I if I knew what the ACH rate in these cars is like. Not nearly as crowded us a plane or bus — but if they’re recirculating the air…

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     skry (skry@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 12:57:41 JST skry

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     @inthehands Thats nuts. I’ve wanted to travel on #amtrak but won’t do it if I can’t open a window. Science matters.

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 13:42:03 JST Paul Cantrell

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     The observation car here is utterly frigid, though still approximately 2000 degrees warmer than my parents’ sleeper car. This may explain where the snack car’s refrigeration went.

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 13:49:03 JST Paul Cantrell

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     My mother is surviving these frigid conditions thanks to a truly superb personal space heater. The space heater also happens to be the trainbow photographer: my daughter

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     Gen X-Wing (breadbin@bitbang.social)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 14:56:02 JST Gen X-Wing

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     @inthehands WWII submarine makes me think of Das Boot.

     Good luck.

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 12-Aug-2023 14:56:02 JST Paul Cantrell

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     @breadbin More Yellow Submarine vibes here, tbh. And thanks!

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Sunday, 13-Aug-2023 06:07:07 JST Paul Cantrell

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     The boaters and rafters in this area frequently observe a custom with passing Amtraks that has earned this stretch of the Colorado the nickname “Moon River”

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Sunday, 13-Aug-2023 06:48:45 JST Paul Cantrell

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     Passing the town of Rifle, CO. There is a miserable cesspool alongside the track here, perhaps the very one from which Lauren Boebert emerged

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Sunday, 13-Aug-2023 07:47:59 JST Paul Cantrell

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     New crew, new conductor full of chipper commentary, and suddenly it’s a whole different train ride. The petty authoritarians may come and go, but the train will outlast them all.

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Sunday, 13-Aug-2023 08:39:34 JST Paul Cantrell

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     Looking out the ceiling window of the observation car, s t r a i g h t u p the walls of the canyon. Dizzying.

     Looking out the other side of the train, across the canyon, there is scale, context. But here, we can hardly see left or right — only straight up. Every few feet bring a new world.

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Sunday, 13-Aug-2023 08:42:09 JST Paul Cantrell

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     There is no way of seeing a place quite like seeing it by train. “Slipping through the landscape,” my mom says.

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     mazianni (mazianni@hachyderm.io)'s status on Sunday, 13-Aug-2023 09:25:51 JST mazianni

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     @inthehands Seems a bit insulting to the cesspool...

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     Jenna Pederson (she/her) (jenna@hachyderm.io)'s status on Sunday, 13-Aug-2023 09:34:19 JST Jenna Pederson (she/her)

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     @inthehands ooh I love that phrase. It’s perfect.

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Sunday, 13-Aug-2023 11:03:52 JST Paul Cantrell

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     My daughter became obsessed with capturing The Moon (see upthread) in slo-mo video. We warned her it’s late in the day and besides the train had probably already passed that area, but she remained glued to the window, hawklike, and it was as if her tenacity willed The Moon back into existence.

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Sunday, 13-Aug-2023 11:33:45 JST Paul Cantrell

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     UPDATE: Parent phone now holds an extensive collection of blurry butt videos

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Sunday, 13-Aug-2023 12:30:31 JST Paul Cantrell

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     Watching trend of scheduled vs actual times for each stop, playing playing Lyft roulette with our scheduled pickup time. If only I were a real statistician…

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Sunday, 13-Aug-2023 13:00:52 JST Paul Cantrell

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     (actually more like blackjack, but “Lyft roulette” rolls off the tongue better)

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Sunday, 13-Aug-2023 15:02:32 JST Paul Cantrell

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     Off the train, on the road home. Farewell to our new train friends:

     Darren, it sucks that Yellow went under. You deserved better after all those years. Good luck with wherever life takes you next. I know you will rise to meet it.

     Marta, good luck recording the new Pure Hex album. It’s going to be worth all the sweat and tears, and kick ass.

     Gabby, thanks for what you do with the kids in your autism classroom. They deserve the best, and that’s what you are.

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Sunday, 13-Aug-2023 15:09:04 JST Paul Cantrell

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     Ricky, keep cycling and keep mapping, and keep doing the desk part of the job too. The environment needs all of us pulling the way you are.

     Aisling, thanks for playing together with my daughter, and sharing your joy with each other. You’re great kids.

     Kendall, keep playing. Music is vast, and that world is for you. For everyone, yes, and that means for you.

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Sunday, 13-Aug-2023 15:39:59 JST Paul Cantrell

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     Overconfident 18ish-yo dude holding forth on how European art is religion but Native American art is merely decorative because they never had a Renaissance or some such shit, I’m sorry I could hear you. You are very loud. I hope you acquire a sense of the limits of your own knowledge — or, that failing, an indoor voice.

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Sunday, 13-Aug-2023 15:47:23 JST Paul Cantrell

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     Softspoken person reading Louis Erdrich next to me, I hope you find the paths you’re looking for from Illinois back to your sister and your mountains.

     Snack Car Hero Lady, thanks for being defiantly, brazenly human in the face of corporate process and travel circumstance. You made a whole bunch of people’s days.

     Denizens of Moon River, thank you for the warm welcome. Your asses are special, each and every one.

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Nov-2023 12:06:37 JST Paul Cantrell

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     • Cathy Ginter

     This from @cathyginter feels like a suitable epilogue to my thread above on the beauty of rail and the ugliness of disinvestment:
     https://universeodon.com/@cathyginter/111371874055897417

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Nov-2023 12:12:46 JST Paul Cantrell

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     P.S. The new Pure Hex album is indeed really good:
     https://purehex.bandcamp.com/album/still-dark And I never would have learned about this little shoegazing treasure if it weren’t for the train!