Notices by Pseudo Nym (pseudonym@mastodon.online)

Magic super powers I want, if I have to live in the "real world" with it where governments might take an unhealthy interest in me.

1) super health and healing powers
2) empathy / influence / mind control (most useful, but too tempting to go evil)

But more than invisibility or flying (classics) I want...

3) flawless teleport for me and stuff/people I'm touching.

Travel anywhere, no need for hotels, sleep in my own bed, no commute, quick escapes from bad situations.

What's your #superPower?

Asked for pay range for position. Got a lot of words back, not a pay range.

Resets sign to 0 days since I had to send a recruiter...

https://legiscan.com/CA/text/SB1162/id/2605820

Section 432.3

Quote:

(3) An employer with 15 or more employees shall include the pay scale for a position in any job posting.

After watching the two for a bit, the young one came up with a shellfish, perhaps a clam and started bonking it on their chest.

Then drama!

A sea gull stole it right out of paws!

Sea gulls are jerks.

Gulls gotta eat too, but boo!

#3GoodThingsToday

Took a walk for lunch today, weather was lovely.

Had tasty Colombian food for lunch.

Went for a bike ride with family in the afternoon.

'yote missed the bun bun for a snack. About a hundred feet away. Must have been down wind.

Shit happens. Shit is always happening. Sometimes slow, sometimes fast, sometimes big and sometimes small.

For nations, that can be war, plague, natural disasters, failing infrastructure, whatever.

History has shown that with strong institutions, and civic systems, nations cushion the blow. Grain silos, transportation, military, all provide resilient systems.

Corrupt nations that lack these things fall apart, and can't handle the stuff that covers their way.

This is not a deep insight.

@Fragglemuppet

Just start a post with

"It's time to start the music, it's time to light the lights.."

And see who responds.

#muppets

#3GoodThings

1) Kiddo passed their Wushu (Kung Fu) belt test, going from the advanced class to the Elite class (earning Red belt)

2) They got a gold stripe (excellent performance) as opposed to merely passing (black stripe). Only their second gold ever.

3) as is our tradition, we let the kid pick dinner location, and they opted for a fancy restaurant we've been to before, for special occasions, so w00t, tempting us with things we want.

Most #cats I've had don't like to be under blankets. They would go under furniture, but that was more like a cave. The box thing, feeling walls around a few sides for security.

But this one will actively dig under blankets and sheets. It's not a temperature thing. She just seems to like to burrow.

I'm sick today, and have a furry buddy snoozing with me. Kind of nice and makes the sick more bearable.

@mattly

I prefer Oxford Comma Separated Values.

Lawful good: fixing broken printers and office machines.

Neutral good: putting "out of order" signs on broken printers and office machines.

Chaotic good: putting googly eyes on printers and office machines.

Chaotic evil: putting a sign saying "voice activated" on printers and office machines.

@hacks4pancakes @KatMA my son has been doing Wushu for a few years, and I love watching him go through his forms. He's always been physical, but watching him hone his focus has been amazing.

@baldur

US Markets: you should compete on price and performance.

Deepseek: Hold my tea.

US Markets: No, not like that.

#capitalism #money #deepseek

@Fragglemuppet

Oooh. Hope you like it. I listened to them in audio book format and enjoyed it.

They are only loosely linked in the same universe. A minor character in the first book becomes a major character in the second.

A different minor character from the first book, barely a mention, is the link to the third book.

And likewise, the fourth weaves in yet an other.

Finished the 4th book in the Becky Chambers "Wayfarer" series. Strong recommend for "cozy sci-fi". Good tonic for <waves hands vaguely around at everything>.

The sapients are kind, the stories small and intimate and what I needed right now.

What should I read next?

#book #bookstodon

#infosec

#humor

No lies detected.

@scy

I feel seen by this rant.

Lugging big CRTs to someone's house, fighting with firewall antivirus to allow the games to connect. StarCraft to all hours of the morning with too much caffeine.

Everyone who confuses correlation with causation eventually dies!

Stay safe out there.

https://xkcd.com/552

@cstross @graydon @lain_7 @karchie

Reminds me of

https://www.deviantart.com/a-r-k-l-i-t-e/art/how-to-summon-a-lemon-1104364657

Copied from a friend's discord.

The intersection of #RTO and the recent concern of CEOs around the healthcare shooting.