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   meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 03:26:45 JST meso
   guys you remember that guy with the nazi flag emoji in his username that admitted to jerking off to trans porn in the poast dm leaks
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 03:26:39 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Ink rizzbly gassy
     Didn’t he say he was into butt stuff?
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     meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 03:26:40 JST meso

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     • Ink rizzbly gassy
     @Fartkart cc @colonelj
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     Ink rizzbly gassy (fartkart@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 03:26:44 JST Ink rizzbly gassy

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     @meso we must retrieve that DM !
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 09:14:22 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Ink rizzbly gassy
     @nukie cameo
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     Sheriff CJ (The Impostor)?? (colonelj@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 09:14:23 JST Sheriff CJ (The Impostor)??

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     @paula @Fartkart @meso
     b917f2fb32629f3813260d5a8d239d4c619eba960228555d3f3dd4e412dc7adf.png
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     paula (paula@marsey.moe)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 09:14:24 JST paula

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     • Ink rizzbly gassy
     nothing wrong with that, if God didn't want men to be do anal masturbation he wouldn't have the male gspot in there :marseystare:
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     Sheriff CJ (The Impostor)?? (colonelj@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 09:14:25 JST Sheriff CJ (The Impostor)??

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     • Ink rizzbly gassy
     @meso @Fartkart
     <2021-09-27T22:05:34.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: i recently got into anal masturbation, so far what i do is put a condom over the handle of a hairbrush, lube it up and go to town on it
     <2021-09-27T22:07:14.000Z> weebdivision: ah, that's about the right dimensions or so and is probably safe enough
     <2021-09-27T22:07:37.000Z> weebdivision: obviously a dedicated purpose built device is better to avoid any potential damage
     <2021-09-27T22:15:54.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: Didn't have a banana for scale, but here's what i use, it is a good 5 inches, my question is how do i improve the experience (other than buying a purpose made device) https://img.poast.org/b62679a792fe594e86d7b7105664d41293013b6fad5bf5e5e3a730956ab31ee8.jpg
     <2021-09-27T22:16:49.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: And if you got any advice on buying didlos and how to store them discretely
     <2021-09-27T22:20:39.000Z> weebdivision: hm, its probably long enough
     <2021-09-27T22:24:12.000Z> weebdivision: the coolest thing i've got recently is a purpose built device with a vibrator in it
     <2021-09-27T22:24:14.000Z> weebdivision: that was epic
     <2021-09-27T22:24:32.000Z> weebdivision: but yea idk i bought a lot of stuff from adam & eve online and it came pretty discrete
     <2021-09-27T22:24:45.000Z> weebdivision: i bought the last one in a sex shop on a vacation
     <2021-09-27T22:25:38.000Z> weebdivision: i have a whole drawer of degenerate shit but i live alone lol
     <2021-09-27T22:26:07.000Z> weebdivision: that's what i did when i moved, just got ammo cans or mini ammo cans and put locks on them
     <2021-09-27T22:25:52.000Z> weebdivision: i've used ammo cans before since they have locking loops tho
     <2021-09-27T22:39:18.000Z> weebdivision: if you're ever in myrtle beach i can recommend a good store lol
     <2021-09-27T22:39:40.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: Any advice on technique other than in and out or sitting on top
     <2021-09-27T22:40:16.000Z> weebdivision: if you had something with a bend you can rotate it to try to hit the spot more
     <2021-09-27T22:40:52.000Z> weebdivision: if you're trying hands free that's just really hard... you have to have a real good fantasy worked up and make a lot of noise lol
     <2021-09-27T22:42:52.000Z> weebdivision: the purpose built ones mostly have suction cups so it's fun to pop it on a shower wall, etc.
     <2021-09-27T22:44:00.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: I'm not ttying to go for hands free, just for feeling good tbh
     <2021-09-27T22:51:38.000Z> weebdivision: yeah, idk i find i have to be in the right mood and have to have good fantasy going a long with it lol
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 09:50:55 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Griffith
     • Ink rizzbly gassy
     >conspiring to commit a felony on unencrypted Fedi chat
     We've got a true criminal mastermind here.
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     Sheriff CJ (The Impostor)?? (colonelj@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 09:50:56 JST Sheriff CJ (The Impostor)??

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     @Hoss @Griffith @Fartkart @meso edboat was also interested in ddosing kf
     
     <2022-07-12T20:11:28.000Z> RoyalJohnny242: Hey, I heard you don’t like beefyboys. I dislike them immensely too
     <2022-07-12T20:12:25.000Z> RoyalJohnny242: AR/Nobu suggested I reach out to you, he’s a good guy
     <2022-07-12T20:19:58.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: yeh, i wanted to ddos kiwifarms but it seems like it will require heaps of work
     
     was interested in using sjw's email service to do so
     
     <2022-07-12T07:19:55.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: the poast matrix is good enough, i'm thinking of doing something
     <2022-07-12T07:22:06.000Z> nobu: Gotcha
     <2022-07-12T07:22:20.000Z> nobu: I'd join if I were smart enough to set it up but I'm not
     <2022-07-12T07:26:38.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: welp, in short i want to really spam kiwifarms
     <2022-07-12T07:29:06.000Z> nobu: Lmao
     <2022-07-12T07:29:27.000Z> nobu: Bless you, it's more beefy boys than them though
     <2022-07-12T07:37:44.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: hmmm will have to spam beefyboys later then
     <2022-07-12T07:38:12.000Z> nobu: Ye
     <2022-07-12T07:38:30.000Z> nobu: Fuck these niggers dude
     <2022-07-12T07:39:39.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: my problem is the current uh "weapon of mass autism" is sleeping, otherwise would had already created accounts in kiwifarms and be spamming it as hard as possible
     <2022-07-12T07:40:34.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: how the autismals have better sleep schedule than me is baffling...
     <2022-07-12T07:41:46.000Z> nobu: Ah
     <2022-07-12T07:41:51.000Z> nobu: So true lmao
     <2022-07-12T07:43:14.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: oh well, will be seeing if anyone else wants to join in to the planned spamming
     <2022-07-12T07:43:28.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: or if i find a better way to mess with kiwifarms and beefyboys
     <2022-07-12T07:43:40.000Z> nobu: Good shit
     <2022-07-12T20:18:09.000Z> nobu: I sent royal johnny your way since he's also mad at kf/beefy boys lmao
     <2022-07-12T20:18:41.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: it seems that ddosing kiwifarms may not be doable tho
     <2022-07-12T20:19:23.000Z> nobu: We found the beefy discord server and we're thinking about potentially making burner accounts there, spamming racism, and then reporting it. When discord bans servers they also ban all accounts in it and blacklist all IPs and devices those accounts were ever logged in from so you can't make new accounts lmao
     <2022-07-12T20:22:39.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: for the burner accounts they can always be made more "real" by attaching an email account to them
     <2022-07-12T20:22:53.000Z> nobu: Ye
     <2022-07-12T20:23:05.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: and recently sjw made it so that with just one account on fedora.email/ you get 100 addresses
     <2022-07-12T20:23:49.000Z> nobu: Amazing. Bless SJW
     
     wanted to bait kiwis with "cunny threads"
     <2022-09-16T17:28:50.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: do u got an acc in the matrix server?
     <2022-09-16T17:28:59.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: u know, just in case
     <2022-09-16T17:30:41.000Z> Mykse: No. I should probably make one
     <2022-09-16T17:30:48.000Z> Mykse: I have a Varish account though by the same name
     <2022-09-16T17:32:13.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: i know, i may need to start an alt just in case
     <2022-09-16T23:25:15.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: i thought i could bait more aggro from kiwis but oh well
     <2022-09-17T02:17:28.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: cunny threads work https://i.poastcdn.org/c949aecd254ab0ea8d1a461c070d488328155ba5adb8e5e24e998e5e59c32f9e.png
     <2022-09-17T05:25:11.000Z> Mykse: Hahaha
     <2022-09-17T05:25:20.000Z> Mykse: The cope
     <2022-09-17T05:26:56.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: 80% of the farmers i've seen don't deserve empathy
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 09:50:57 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Griffith
     • Ink rizzbly gassy
     The most egregious of the coomers clearly walk among us.
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     Griffith (griffith@5dollah.click)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 09:50:58 JST Griffith

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     • Hoss Delgado
     • Ink rizzbly gassy
     @Hoss @colonelj @Fartkart @meso the exertion of creating those powerful fantasies was taxing his brain cells.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 09:50:59 JST Hoss Delgado

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     • Ink rizzbly gassy
     Why? Why would you ever talk about this with anybody? Why would you talk about this with someone on UNENCRYPTED FEDI CHAT?? WHY???
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     Sheriff CJ (The Impostor)?? (colonelj@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 09:51:44 JST Sheriff CJ (The Impostor)??

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     @Hoss @Fartkart @Griffith @meso <2022-05-07T20:59:20.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: Good job dude
     <2022-05-07T20:59:32.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: And i mean it unironically
     <2022-05-07T21:01:50.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: God what i'd give to be able to plow a good femboy or tranny on the bussy.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 09:51:44 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Prude
     Comment on this @Prude? Also can you comment on your @Prude BPN alt pls?
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 12:15:28 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     We know latinos are super gay homosexuals, it’s obvious.
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     Johnny Peligro (mischievoustomato@marsey.moe)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 12:15:29 JST Johnny Peligro

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     edboat is latino, i am latino. make your own conclussions
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 12:22:09 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • :patchy_wat: fourty :patchy_peek:
     • paula
     Why is Paula (male) posting 41%ers?
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     djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 12:22:11 JST djsumdog

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     the rising and the setting
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     paula (paula@marsey.moe)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 12:22:12 JST paula

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     my hero
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     :patchy_wat: fourty :patchy_peek: (f_o_u_r_t_y@shrine.moe)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 12:22:13 JST :patchy_wat: fourty :patchy_peek:

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     @meso @CentaurBreeder cc @EdBoatConnoisseur real
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     Centaur (centaurbreeder@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 12:22:14 JST Centaur

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     @meso dude which one of them?
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     meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 12:22:14 JST meso

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     @CentaurBreeder edboatconnoisseur
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     Prude (prude@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 21-Aug-2023 13:03:18 JST Prude

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     @bot @Griffith @colonelj @Hoss @Fartkart @meso @Prude
     I think I somehow missed this on my main account? Seeing it now that I randomly checked Bae.st, and frankly a former(?) Poastoid being into troons is the least shocking news I've ever heard. Given the statistics (1 in 3!!!) I'm frankly more surprised they're not talking about their interest in kids instead.
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     Trash Panda (raccoon@den.raccoon.quest)'s status on Monday, 21-Aug-2023 23:53:04 JST Trash Panda

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     Sexy Moon likes this.