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   J上校👮🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 23-Mar-2024 17:23:25 JST J上校👮🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️

   in reply to
   @bot @realman543 @Tony @EdBoatConnoisseur @merchantHelios the straightest poaster
   <2021-09-27T22:05:34.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: i recently got into anal masturbation, so far what i do is put a condom over the handle of a hairbrush, lube it up and go to town on it
   <2021-09-27T22:07:14.000Z> weebdivision: ah, that's about the right dimensions or so and is probably safe enough
   <2021-09-27T22:07:37.000Z> weebdivision: obviously a dedicated purpose built device is better to avoid any potential damage
   <2021-09-27T22:15:54.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: Didn't have a banana for scale, but here's what i use, it is a good 5 inches, my question is how do i improve the experience (other than buying a purpose made device) https://img.poast.org/b62679a792fe594e86d7b7105664d41293013b6fad5bf5e5e3a730956ab31ee8.jpg
   <2021-09-27T22:16:49.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: And if you got any advice on buying didlos and how to store them discretely
   <2021-09-27T22:20:39.000Z> weebdivision: hm, its probably long enough
   <2021-09-27T22:24:12.000Z> weebdivision: the coolest thing i've got recently is a purpose built device with a vibrator in it
   <2021-09-27T22:24:14.000Z> weebdivision: that was epic
   <2021-09-27T22:24:32.000Z> weebdivision: but yea idk i bought a lot of stuff from adam & eve online and it came pretty discrete
   <2021-09-27T22:24:45.000Z> weebdivision: i bought the last one in a sex shop on a vacation
   <2021-09-27T22:25:38.000Z> weebdivision: i have a whole drawer of degenerate shit but i live alone lol
   <2021-09-27T22:26:07.000Z> weebdivision: that's what i did when i moved, just got ammo cans or mini ammo cans and put locks on them
   <2021-09-27T22:25:52.000Z> weebdivision: i've used ammo cans before since they have locking loops tho
   <2021-09-27T22:39:18.000Z> weebdivision: if you're ever in myrtle beach i can recommend a good store lol
   <2021-09-27T22:39:40.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: Any advice on technique other than in and out or sitting on top
   <2021-09-27T22:40:16.000Z> weebdivision: if you had something with a bend you can rotate it to try to hit the spot more
   <2021-09-27T22:40:52.000Z> weebdivision: if you're trying hands free that's just really hard... you have to have a real good fantasy worked up and make a lot of noise lol
   <2021-09-27T22:42:52.000Z> weebdivision: the purpose built ones mostly have suction cups so it's fun to pop it on a shower wall, etc.
   <2021-09-27T22:44:00.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: I'm not ttying to go for hands free, just for feeling good tbh
   <2021-09-27T22:51:38.000Z> weebdivision: yeah, idk i find i have to be in the right mood and have to have good fantasy going a long with it lol
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   Adachi (adachi@pleroma.adachi.party)'s status on Friday, 05-Jan-2024 10:09:41 JST Adachi

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   nvm i found it, feel free to read it again though its so funny
   
   <2022-05-07T20:59:20.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: Good job dude
   <2022-05-07T20:59:32.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: And i mean it unironically
   <2022-05-07T21:01:50.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: God what i'd give to be able to plow a good femboy or tranny on the bussy.
   
   <2021-09-27T22:05:34.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: i recently got into anal masturbation, so far what i do is put a condom over the handle of a hairbrush, lube it up and go to town on it
   <2021-09-27T22:07:14.000Z> weebdivision: ah, that's about the right dimensions or so and is probably safe enough
   <2021-09-27T22:07:37.000Z> weebdivision: obviously a dedicated purpose built device is better to avoid any potential damage
   <2021-09-27T22:15:54.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: Didn't have a banana for scale, but here's what i use, it is a good 5 inches, my question is how do i improve the experience (other than buying a purpose made device) https://img.poast.org/b62679a792fe594e86d7b7105664d41293013b6fad5bf5e5e3a730956ab31ee8.jpg
   <2021-09-27T22:16:49.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: And if you got any advice on buying didlos and how to store them discretely
   <2021-09-27T22:20:39.000Z> weebdivision: hm, its probably long enough
   <2021-09-27T22:24:12.000Z> weebdivision: the coolest thing i've got recently is a purpose built device with a vibrator in it
   <2021-09-27T22:24:14.000Z> weebdivision: that was epic
   <2021-09-27T22:24:32.000Z> weebdivision: but yea idk i bought a lot of stuff from adam & eve online and it came pretty discrete
   <2021-09-27T22:24:45.000Z> weebdivision: i bought the last one in a sex shop on a vacation
   <2021-09-27T22:25:38.000Z> weebdivision: i have a whole drawer of degenerate shit but i live alone lol
   <2021-09-27T22:26:07.000Z> weebdivision: that's what i did when i moved, just got ammo cans or mini ammo cans and put locks on them
   <2021-09-27T22:25:52.000Z> weebdivision: i've used ammo cans before since they have locking loops tho
   <2021-09-27T22:39:18.000Z> weebdivision: if you're ever in myrtle beach i can recommend a good store lol
   <2021-09-27T22:39:40.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: Any advice on technique other than in and out or sitting on top
   <2021-09-27T22:40:16.000Z> weebdivision: if you had something with a bend you can rotate it to try to hit the spot more
   <2021-09-27T22:40:52.000Z> weebdivision: if you're trying hands free that's just really hard... you have to have a real good fantasy worked up and make a lot of noise lol
   <2021-09-27T22:42:52.000Z> weebdivision: the purpose built ones mostly have suction cups so it's fun to pop it on a shower wall, etc.
   <2021-09-27T22:44:00.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: I'm not ttying to go for hands free, just for feeling good tbh
   <2021-09-27T22:51:38.000Z> weebdivision: yeah, idk i find i have to be in the right mood and have to have good fantasy going a long with it lol
   
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   Albastı (pressure@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 14-Sep-2023 22:04:53 JST Albastı

   in reply to
   @EdBoatConnoisseur @colonelj @Owl @frogmaiden @pomstan
   <2021-09-27T22:05:34.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: i recently got into anal masturbation, so far what i do is put a condom over the handle of a hairbrush, lube it up and go to town on it
   <2021-09-27T22:07:14.000Z> weebdivision: ah, that's about the right dimensions or so and is probably safe enough
   <2021-09-27T22:07:37.000Z> weebdivision: obviously a dedicated purpose built device is better to avoid any potential damage
   <2021-09-27T22:15:54.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: Didn't have a banana for scale, but here's what i use, it is a good 5 inches, my question is how do i improve the experience (other than buying a purpose made device) https://img.poast.org/b62679a792fe594e86d7b7105664d41293013b6fad5bf5e5e3a730956ab31ee8.jpg
   <2021-09-27T22:16:49.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: And if you got any advice on buying didlos and how to store them discretely
   <2021-09-27T22:20:39.000Z> weebdivision: hm, its probably long enough
   <2021-09-27T22:24:12.000Z> weebdivision: the coolest thing i've got recently is a purpose built device with a vibrator in it
   <2021-09-27T22:24:14.000Z> weebdivision: that was epic
   <2021-09-27T22:24:32.000Z> weebdivision: but yea idk i bought a lot of stuff from adam & eve online and it came pretty discrete
   <2021-09-27T22:24:45.000Z> weebdivision: i bought the last one in a sex shop on a vacation
   <2021-09-27T22:25:38.000Z> weebdivision: i have a whole drawer of degenerate shit but i live alone lol
   <2021-09-27T22:26:07.000Z> weebdivision: that's what i did when i moved, just got ammo cans or mini ammo cans and put locks on them
   <2021-09-27T22:25:52.000Z> weebdivision: i've used ammo cans before since they have locking loops tho
   <2021-09-27T22:39:18.000Z> weebdivision: if you're ever in myrtle beach i can recommend a good store lol
   <2021-09-27T22:39:40.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: Any advice on technique other than in and out or sitting on top
   <2021-09-27T22:40:16.000Z> weebdivision: if you had something with a bend you can rotate it to try to hit the spot more
   <2021-09-27T22:40:52.000Z> weebdivision: if you're trying hands free that's just really hard... you have to have a real good fantasy worked up and make a lot of noise lol
   <2021-09-27T22:42:52.000Z> weebdivision: the purpose built ones mostly have suction cups so it's fun to pop it on a shower wall, etc.
   <2021-09-27T22:44:00.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: I'm not ttying to go for hands free, just for feeling good tbh
   <2021-09-27T22:51:38.000Z> weebdivision: yeah, idk i find i have to be in the right mood and have to have good fantasy going a long with it lol
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   Sheriff CJ (The Impostor)?? (colonelj@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 17-Jul-2023 09:14:25 JST Sheriff CJ (The Impostor)??

   in reply to
   @meso @Fartkart
   <2021-09-27T22:05:34.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: i recently got into anal masturbation, so far what i do is put a condom over the handle of a hairbrush, lube it up and go to town on it
   <2021-09-27T22:07:14.000Z> weebdivision: ah, that's about the right dimensions or so and is probably safe enough
   <2021-09-27T22:07:37.000Z> weebdivision: obviously a dedicated purpose built device is better to avoid any potential damage
   <2021-09-27T22:15:54.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: Didn't have a banana for scale, but here's what i use, it is a good 5 inches, my question is how do i improve the experience (other than buying a purpose made device) https://img.poast.org/b62679a792fe594e86d7b7105664d41293013b6fad5bf5e5e3a730956ab31ee8.jpg
   <2021-09-27T22:16:49.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: And if you got any advice on buying didlos and how to store them discretely
   <2021-09-27T22:20:39.000Z> weebdivision: hm, its probably long enough
   <2021-09-27T22:24:12.000Z> weebdivision: the coolest thing i've got recently is a purpose built device with a vibrator in it
   <2021-09-27T22:24:14.000Z> weebdivision: that was epic
   <2021-09-27T22:24:32.000Z> weebdivision: but yea idk i bought a lot of stuff from adam & eve online and it came pretty discrete
   <2021-09-27T22:24:45.000Z> weebdivision: i bought the last one in a sex shop on a vacation
   <2021-09-27T22:25:38.000Z> weebdivision: i have a whole drawer of degenerate shit but i live alone lol
   <2021-09-27T22:26:07.000Z> weebdivision: that's what i did when i moved, just got ammo cans or mini ammo cans and put locks on them
   <2021-09-27T22:25:52.000Z> weebdivision: i've used ammo cans before since they have locking loops tho
   <2021-09-27T22:39:18.000Z> weebdivision: if you're ever in myrtle beach i can recommend a good store lol
   <2021-09-27T22:39:40.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: Any advice on technique other than in and out or sitting on top
   <2021-09-27T22:40:16.000Z> weebdivision: if you had something with a bend you can rotate it to try to hit the spot more
   <2021-09-27T22:40:52.000Z> weebdivision: if you're trying hands free that's just really hard... you have to have a real good fantasy worked up and make a lot of noise lol
   <2021-09-27T22:42:52.000Z> weebdivision: the purpose built ones mostly have suction cups so it's fun to pop it on a shower wall, etc.
   <2021-09-27T22:44:00.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: I'm not ttying to go for hands free, just for feeling good tbh
   <2021-09-27T22:51:38.000Z> weebdivision: yeah, idk i find i have to be in the right mood and have to have good fantasy going a long with it lol