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   Adachildrapist (adachi@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 04:42:59 JST Adachildrapist

   • meso
   @meso
   <2022-07-11T20:04:42.000Z> FutaFanatic@varishangout.net: I like most futa tbh :gi_lick:
   <2022-07-11T20:04:51.000Z> FutaFanatic@varishangout.net: and yes
   <2022-07-11T20:08:47.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: clean or dirty futa dick? https://i.poastcdn.org/276d892f30ab60664df598540af886f06c303a2bc65c0f243021c4491c255420.png
   <2022-07-11T20:09:37.000Z> FutaFanatic@varishangout.net: both :holo_think:
   <2022-07-11T20:18:37.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: I do preffer them with sweaty musky dicks https://i.poastcdn.org/1bc10d6e148918101fb92c9d3b8e133ea569f360aacee0812a9debc8505fc361.jpeg
   <2022-07-11T20:18:52.000Z> FutaFanatic@varishangout.net: :naruhodo:
   <2022-07-11T20:19:20.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/d97cdac83399844ee9279def3e7e28ff3be7bd53e857367dd474195c562c24fe.jpeg
   <2022-07-11T20:19:38.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: Also some dick cheese ain't bad
   <2022-07-11T20:20:11.000Z> FutaFanatic@varishangout.net: maybe not that dirty lel
   <2022-07-11T20:20:30.000Z> FutaFanatic@varishangout.net: Iwas talking more on the side of covered in cum
   <2022-07-11T20:20:39.000Z> FutaFanatic@varishangout.net: but good o n you :astolfo_necopethumb:
   <2022-07-11T20:20:55.000Z> FutaFanatic@varishangout.net attached file https://varishangout.net/media/979d39e3-61f9-4ef5-8cdb-2ec8b487d995/7tRt6Mu.jpg
   <2022-07-11T20:21:18.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: Smegma is just cum tho
   <2022-07-11T20:21:49.000Z> FutaFanatic@varishangout.net: :cirno_shrug: meh tamato tamato
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     meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 04:43:16 JST meso

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     @adachi <2022-07-11T20:04:42.000Z> FutaFanatic@varishangout.net: I like most futa tbh :gi_lick:
     <2022-07-11T20:04:51.000Z> FutaFanatic@varishangout.net: and yes
     <2022-07-11T20:08:47.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: clean or dirty futa dick? https://i.poastcdn.org/276d892f30ab60664df598540af886f06c303a2bc65c0f243021c4491c255420.png
     <2022-07-11T20:09:37.000Z> FutaFanatic@varishangout.net: both :holo_think:
     <2022-07-11T20:18:37.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: I do preffer them with sweaty musky dicks https://i.poastcdn.org/1bc10d6e148918101fb92c9d3b8e133ea569f360aacee0812a9debc8505fc361.jpeg
     <2022-07-11T20:18:52.000Z> FutaFanatic@varishangout.net: :naruhodo:
     <2022-07-11T20:19:20.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur attached file https://i.poastcdn.org/d97cdac83399844ee9279def3e7e28ff3be7bd53e857367dd474195c562c24fe.jpeg
     <2022-07-11T20:19:38.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: Also some dick cheese ain't bad
     <2022-07-11T20:20:11.000Z> FutaFanatic@varishangout.net: maybe not that dirty lel
     <2022-07-11T20:20:30.000Z> FutaFanatic@varishangout.net: Iwas talking more on the side of covered in cum
     <2022-07-11T20:20:39.000Z> FutaFanatic@varishangout.net: but good o n you :astolfo_necopethumb:
     <2022-07-11T20:20:55.000Z> FutaFanatic@varishangout.net attached file https://varishangout.net/media/979d39e3-61f9-4ef5-8cdb-2ec8b487d995/7tRt6Mu.jpg
     <2022-07-11T20:21:18.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: Smegma is just cum tho
     <2022-07-11T20:21:49.000Z> FutaFanatic@varishangout.net: :cirno_shrug: meh tamato tamato
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     meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 04:43:45 JST meso

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     • meso
     @adachi this isnt even the best one wheres the chat logs of him talking about shoving hairbrushes up his ass
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     meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 04:44:18 JST meso

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     • meso
     @adachi smegma isnt cum btw hes wrong
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     Adachildrapist (adachi@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 04:53:08 JST Adachildrapist

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     • meso
     @meso
     021-09-27T16:00:39.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: hi
     <2021-09-27T20:45:27.000Z> weebdivision: hey!
     <2021-09-27T20:45:37.000Z> weebdivision: sorry, i am on the phone most of the time where the poast chat doesn't work
     <2021-09-27T22:04:05.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: was just curiuos and wanted to ask for advice, and figured out this is the kinda stuff that is better to ask on chat
     <2021-09-27T22:05:34.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: i recently got into anal masturbation, so far what i do is put a condom over the handle of a hairbrush, lube it up and go to town on it
     <2021-09-27T22:07:14.000Z> weebdivision: ah, that's about the right dimensions or so and is probably safe enough
     <2021-09-27T22:07:37.000Z> weebdivision: obviously a dedicated purpose built device is better to avoid any potential damage
     <2021-09-27T22:15:54.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: Didn't have a banana for scale, but here's what i use, it is a good 5 inches, my question is how do i improve the experience (other than buying a purpose made device) https://img.poast.org/b62679a792fe594e86d7b7105664d41293013b6fad5bf5e5e3a730956ab31ee8.jpg
     <2021-09-27T22:16:49.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: And if you got any advice on buying didlos and how to store them discretely
     <2021-09-27T22:20:39.000Z> weebdivision: hm, its probably long enough
     <2021-09-27T22:23:34.000Z> weebdivision: let's see if poast will work again...
     <2021-09-27T22:24:12.000Z> weebdivision: the coolest thing i've got recently is a purpose built device with a vibrator in it
     <2021-09-27T22:24:14.000Z> weebdivision: that was epic
     <2021-09-27T22:24:32.000Z> weebdivision: but yea idk i bought a lot of stuff from adam & eve online and it came pretty discrete
     <2021-09-27T22:24:45.000Z> weebdivision: i bought the last one in a sex shop on a vacation
     <2021-09-27T22:25:38.000Z> weebdivision: i have a whole drawer of degenerate shit but i live alone lol
     <2021-09-27T22:26:07.000Z> weebdivision: that's what i did when i moved, just got ammo cans or mini ammo cans and put locks on them
     <2021-09-27T22:25:52.000Z> weebdivision: i've used ammo cans before since they have locking loops tho
     <2021-09-27T22:39:18.000Z> weebdivision: if you're ever in myrtle beach i can recommend a good store lol
     <2021-09-27T22:39:40.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: Any advice on technique other than in and out or sitting on top
     <2021-09-27T22:40:16.000Z> weebdivision: if you had something with a bend you can rotate it to try to hit the spot more
     <2021-09-27T22:40:52.000Z> weebdivision: if you're trying hands free that's just really hard... you have to have a real good fantasy worked up and make a lot of noise lol
     <2021-09-27T22:42:52.000Z> weebdivision: the purpose built ones mostly have suction cups so it's fun to pop it on a shower wall, etc.
     <2021-09-27T22:44:00.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: I'm not ttying to go for hands free, just for feeling good tbh
     <2021-09-27T22:51:38.000Z> weebdivision: yeah, idk i find i have to be in the right mood and have to have good fantasy going a long with it lol
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     Adachildrapist (adachi@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 04:53:10 JST Adachildrapist

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     • meso
     @meso
     I've never gotten it cuz i shower every day, but its multiple thing iirc, dead skin, sweat, piss and cum.
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     meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 04:54:48 JST meso

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     @adachi picrel
     
     nigga basically got fucked by a rock hard micropenis
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     Adachildrapist (adachi@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 04:56:18 JST Adachildrapist

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     • meso
     @meso
     He said it's only 5 inches lol, but that CAN'T feel good lmao
     
     Dicks, even when they're hard, are like, soft-ish. sticking a hairbrush handle must not feel great
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     Adachildrapist (adachi@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 04:56:54 JST Adachildrapist

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     • meso
     @meso @nukie
     <2022-06-27T18:55:15.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: So how do u like the girls with dicks? https://i.poastcdn.org/1f48daa9f72be6d7695c401d584b9324adf3840cc1b9392815439b0100a4d0d4.jpg
     <2022-06-27T18:59:29.000Z> nukie@freecumextremist.com: why would send me this
     <2022-06-27T18:59:34.000Z> nukie@freecumextremist.com: I am not a girl with a penis
     <2022-06-27T19:00:03.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: do u like futa or not?
     <2022-06-27T19:00:44.000Z> nukie@freecumextremist.com: no, that screenshot was fabricated
     <2022-06-27T19:00:48.000Z> nukie@freecumextremist.com: sorry
     <2022-06-27T19:01:35.000Z> EdBoatConnoisseur: kek
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     meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 04:57:26 JST meso

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     @adachi @nukie is there some code this nigga uses to find degenerates like him
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     Adachildrapist (adachi@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 04:58:43 JST Adachildrapist

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     • meso
     @meso @nukie
     yeah, rust
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     meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 05:00:08 JST meso

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     @adachi you know poast users are degenerates when someone whos extensively made out with a man is less of a faggot degenerate than them
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     meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 05:01:40 JST meso

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     @adachi not that theres anything wrong with sticking objects up your ass but youre a POAST user nigga its comical. i can proudly say ive never stuck any object up my ass despite my faggotry unlike a sizeable chunk of poast apparently