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   :blobancap: :blobcattrans: :blobancap: :blobcattrans: :blobancap: :blobcattrans: (allison@hidamari.apartments)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 12:05:08 JST :blobancap: :blobcattrans: :blobancap: :blobcattrans: :blobancap: :blobcattrans:
   Landlords caught up to me
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 12:05:06 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     ywnol
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     kill them
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     Long term perspective is the trannies downfall.
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     @bot @animeirl It's easy to own land, just hard to have land worth owning
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     shrimps! (animeirl@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 12:09:41 JST shrimps!

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     have you ever tried saying something that isn't retarded?
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 12:09:41 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     I’m literally giving you good investment advice, your hormonal imbalance is just preventing you from seeing it.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 12:23:33 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     I’m p sure I know the area where you live and it’s probably too late, for now anyway.
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     shrimps! (animeirl@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 12:23:34 JST shrimps!

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     what land should i buy?
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 12:24:24 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     t. knows nothing about land ownership or development
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     The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 12:24:25 JST The Problem :verified_pink:

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     @allison @bot @animeirl it’s “easy” to own land. The problem is if you want to develop or maintain it. So yeah, you can totally just like buy a house and own it. But if you want to add like extra bedrooms or some shit, the hassle of doing that is often times not worth it.

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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 12:27:02 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     You would be a great trailer park slumlord.
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     The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 12:27:03 JST The Problem :verified_pink:

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     @bot @allison @animeirl bot. I absolutely know more than you on this topic and I know for a fact I do. But please. Enlighten me on why you think you’re correct.

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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 12:36:40 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     Argumentum ad pedophilium (bookmarks).
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     The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 12:36:41 JST The Problem :verified_pink:

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     @bot @allison @animeirl personal attack. We’re talking about land development. Now tell me all about your knowledge of land use and development.

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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 12:42:28 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     What’s your BMI?
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     The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 12:42:29 JST The Problem :verified_pink:

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     @Tony @allison @bot @animeirl yeah, not my wheelhouse at all, but I can’t say I disagree with that sentiment.

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     @marine @Tony @bot @animeirl Same, I can only think of a few places in my local area where buying SFH would be a viable strat, and I'm keeping them very close to my chest for obvious reasons.
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 12:42:30 JST Mr. Bacon

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     Idk, my background is in multi-family housing lol.
     
     Residential, I think it's a bad time to buy. Mortgages roughly equal rent prices and once you include HOA fees, maintenance fees, ect I think buying residential right now is ultimately a bad move.
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 12:42:31 JST Mr. Bacon

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     Yah, so does anyone even know the cost of multi-family housing ownership?
     
     Literally tenants shit on the property 24/7, destroy things, sue the land lord, refuse to pay rent and the state protects them from eviction, fixed income rental properties, constant fact the landlord pays for all the upgrades. Cost of building maintenance (a new roof for example can cost 1/2 - 1 mill every 25 years, ect).
     
     Look, some land lords are shit heads and my problem comes with pump and dump builders who build "high end" property with shit materials, but it costs A LOT of money to maintain the buildings and people constantly shitting on landlords gets old.
     
     Actually understand the positions. You literally cannot make money owning property unless you have over 15 units. In fact, I am happy to go off the deep end and show the math 😅
     
     A duplex typically yields (if it's good) $500/$750/month in profit if it's a good one. Prop management (if you don't self manage) runs 1 month rent + $125-$150/month plus a 10% vendor management fee.
     
     So, thats a profit to the landlord of $350-$600 per month. Lets say shit head tenants ruin carpet (most do), carpet installs run around $3/square foot or cheaper if its Mexicans and you use shittire carpet. So I own property for one year, make like $4000, shithead tenant ruins carpet, there goes $2300, need to paint (because law), there goes $500, now I profit $1300, then 1 month placement fee for management to place new tenant. Boom, lost money.
     
     It isn't as cut and dry as LaNd oWnErShIp Is eViL.
     
     Much more complex situations than that.
     
     Oh, and non homesteaded properties have SIGNIFICANTLY higher rates of property tax.
     
     Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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     The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 12:42:31 JST The Problem :verified_pink:

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     @Tony @allison @bot @animeirl this particular part of land knowledge isn’t really my wheelhouse, but I’m not surprised. I think she’s trying to tell Allison to buy a house, which is reasonable, I guess? But also costs a lot more upfront.

     If Allison was looking to make money off of this, she should buy a commercial property, but she really needs to look into the regulations of where the particular property is.

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     Kirino Kousaka (kirino@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 23:15:48 JST Kirino Kousaka

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     Nuh uh!!
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     The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 23:15:49 JST The Problem :verified_pink:

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     @Kirino @Tony @kirby @allison @Owl @KitlerIs6 @bot @animeirl well, then you’re 1,000,000% wrong.

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     The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 23:15:50 JST The Problem :verified_pink:

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     @Kirino @Tony @kirby @allison @Owl @KitlerIs6 @bot @animeirl you sure about that?

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     Kirino Kousaka (kirino@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 23:15:50 JST Kirino Kousaka

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     1,000,000% sure!
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     The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 23:15:51 JST The Problem :verified_pink:

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     @KitlerIs6 @Tony @kirby @allison @Owl @bot @animeirl I threaten to murder you because I hate liars, which is something that you continuously choose to perpetuate.

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     Kirino Kousaka (kirino@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 23:15:51 JST Kirino Kousaka

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     Now tell him the worst part is that despite all that you still love him!!! :ablobcatheartsqueeze:
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     The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 23:15:52 JST The Problem :verified_pink:

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     @KitlerIs6 @Tony @kirby @allison @Owl @bot @animeirl dude, i legit don’t care about you and I’m going to continue to do so. Maybe you should try a moss bed and calm down. I’ll even tag you in the post i made because i’m so nice.

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     KitlerIs6" (kitleris6@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 23:15:52 JST KitlerIs6"

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     >dude, i legit don’t care about you and I’m going to continue to do so
     I know, but you are so autistic you literally cannot bring yourself to not engage with me when I tease you. I've told you it's silly of you, other people have told you it's silly, and yet you are literally incapable of not replying.
     
     And it's not like you're stoic either, you literally get so worked up you threaten to murder me. Frothing at the mouth tier shit, it's hilarious.
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     The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 23:15:53 JST The Problem :verified_pink:

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     @KitlerIs6 @Tony @kirby @allison @Owl @bot @animeirl

     Okay lmao, you keep thinking that. if anything, I live rent free in yours. Good try tho! :sticker_sparklecat:

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     KitlerIs6" (kitleris6@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 23:15:53 JST KitlerIs6"

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     I honestly forgot you existed again until I saw bot making fun of you.
     
     Also every time we interact you get all upset and annoyed at me while I'm laughing my ass off, which is basically the equivalent of paying rent
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     The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 23:15:54 JST The Problem :verified_pink:

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     @KitlerIs6 @Tony @kirby @allison @Owl @bot @animeirl i mean, i asked her to show her land use and development knowledge and she still hasn’t so :nkoShrug:

     All she could do is throw personal attacks that aren’t even true,

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     KitlerIs6" (kitleris6@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 23:15:54 JST KitlerIs6"

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     tbh I'm more interested on her advice for tenants, considering she manages to live rent free in your head.
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 23:15:55 JST Mr. Bacon

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     This thread got out of hand lol 😅

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     KitlerIs6" (kitleris6@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 23:15:55 JST KitlerIs6"

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     It's a bot vs marine thread bout landlords, this is relatively calm 😝
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     Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 23:15:56 JST Owl

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     It’s funny, because this meme reminds me of that game Half-Life by Valve and in it at the beginning several events take place that create an event called a resonance cascade and the chapter where these events take place is named Unforeseen Consequences. What a odd series of coincidences that seem to mirror this image’s point.

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     Chad Warden :pleromatan: (kirby@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 23:15:57 JST Chad Warden :pleromatan:

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     @Tony @Owl @KitlerIs6 @marine @allison @bot @animeirl hi guys what's going on here is a funny meme
     OKbuddyHalfLife-di2.jpg
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     Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 23:15:58 JST Owl

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     Just driving by to say fuck landlords and they should all be crucified, amen.

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     Booooooooo
     
     Go back to being a wagie 😎
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     KitlerIs6" (kitleris6@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 16-May-2023 23:15:59 JST KitlerIs6"

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     Wow, that sounds rough, have you considered not driving up the price of a basic necessity by using it as an investment?
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 17-May-2023 00:23:18 JST Mr. Bacon

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     @elftummy
     
     TLDR
     
     - housing
     - you dumb about land dev
     - landlord talk
     - you dumb
     - bickering
     - @KitlerIs6 and @marine ❤️💕💕💕
     - that’s about it 😅
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     @marine @Tony @allison @Owl @KitlerIs6 @bot @animeirl
     No my alt is @elftummy
     Anyone else claiming to be me is LARPing
     I had some nigger LARPing on /o/ the other day
     niggers have gone insane
     Husky makes it impossible to follow big long threads like this. Do you have a TLDR?
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     @Owl @Tony @allison @KitlerIs6 @bot @animeirl elftummy alt account cc @elftummy

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     Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 17-May-2023 00:23:21 JST Owl

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     Just for that I’m going to throw roaches on some rental properties today out of sheer spite for this internet altercation.